hi guys i think about these two Way Too Often so i had to draw them. everyone look at my rarepair. is this evil old men yaoi
ref image + creds under the cut <3
i had a lot of trouble tracking this artist down sadly - i believe they've deleted their twitter but they went by nong__mal or nong__mal_2 !! i found an instagram acc with a similar handle (nongmal628) however i'm not sure if it's the same artist since they didn't post this image.
I was supposed to post this on valentines day but I got distracted and now I'm too late but I don't want to wait a whole year.
exclusive rarepairs under the cut
StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas
no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"
MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino
I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it
RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette
You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.
RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious
Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox
Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute
Toxic exes
AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val
Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.
Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio
That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support
Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus
AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me
PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch
Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy
Velvette x Emily
Again, the fanart did it for me
And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.
AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie
They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug
Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago
I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice
Tom Trench x Papermint
It's giving Romeo and Juliet
The following I only like because of their silly names:
Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)
don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name
The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex
would be beyond toxic
Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer
I mean
More:
Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer
this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?
Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie
Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from
Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)
They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like
we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme
And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.
RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily
I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily
That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie
SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)
I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor
RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple
Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.
AdamsApple
Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.
QPR RadioRose
I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)
This Hazbin Hotel collage of Adam and Valentino, I don't know if Adam will in fact respond as a sinner, just as an angel Pentious has ascended into Heaven, but I can't help but wonder what would happen if Val got his hands on him.
guys, pls, no need to clap, I know I make masterpieces
(og was made kupahdraws on twitter)
If you actually clicked on more, surprise!! Here you go, an "actual" piece of art that took me like 3-ish hours instead of 2 minutes. I find this as a crackship way too funny. Also I on purposely didn't draw the wings here because idk how to do those, this is probably the only time I'll ever draw Adam anyways
I've seen a few of these ships before, and I really like to ship Valentino with Adam, Valentino with Crimson, and Adam with Mammon. However, I headcanon them all to be friends with benefits, similar to how I see Valentino with Vox. I just can't imagine the characters being genuinely romantic with others. ^^;
I like to think that Valentino and Crimson would know each other through the Vees and various mobs being business associates. I'm not sure if Adam would meet the Vees while he was still an Exterminator, though they have observed each other before, but I want to stick with the theory of him returning to Hell as a Sinner. And then they could become allies. I also think that Adam and Mammon would mainly go on dates, instead of doing anything more intimate.