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hoist the mainsail, paint the decks ~ She/Her | 24 ~ Ao3 | Bluesky

[werosmyss]

just occurred to me that i should probably have one of those posts pinned that actually tells you wtf is going on with me. we'll be back to your regularly scheduled programming after these messages:

first things first, i am a shameless vox simp and i know he's a villain and honestly i love that for him. i love vox at his most babygirl and i love vox at his most deranged so that's what you're signing up for here

second this was originally a stolas simp blog and i will still thirstpost for him on occasion so be prepared for that i guess. also fairly regularly thirstpost over alastor and velvette

now that i have a sideblog this is hellaverse exclusive

it should be abundantly obvious but i ship radiostatic with like every fiber of my being

also: staticmoth, valastor, mothmedia, radiovees (since forever, just only now found out the ship name), velmilla (thats what we're calling it, right?) and whatever tf velvette/charlie/vaggie have going on. (i had too much fun with coloring the text sorry)

don't talk to me about r*dioapple i don't want to hear about it (censored mostly just so this doesn't show up in their tags) but i am not gonna yuck your yum because honestly i hate toxic shipping culture more

i write on occasion, here's my ao3

also i am trying to get better about tagging things consistently.

i use #hazbin spoilers and #helluva spoilers for those respective shows

#voxposting is for my vox thirstposting

#alposting same for alastor

#velposting & #valposting should be self explanatory at this point

#personal is for anything not really relevant

i reblog a LOT but i have been trying to use the queue more so bear with me.

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i mean what else do i even put here??? i don't really like the idea of blasting my personal info all over the place but im in my 20s (god that makes me sound old) and i have a degree that i don't use and i am writing this instead of grading assignments because i have 0 impulse control

oh!!!! my useless degree!!!

i know that vox is "canonically" a "cult leader" and okay sure fine yeah but heres some other things:

i am a tall vox truther (also canon don't you DARE try to take this from me)

i am a mutual radiostatic truther (however you prefer to interpret that, qpr or otherwise)

i am a JOURNO VOX TRUTHER he is and always will be a little guy manipulating the people through mainstream media (HI!!!! POST-FINALE ME BACK TO SAY FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THE VISION BECAUSE VOX IS A NEWSMAN AND I AM TAKING THAT WITH ME TO MY GRAVE)

(my degree is in journalism, awesome timing truly)

[foolishhprince]

Deer sketch

[samskyklek]

Staticsilence but it's not because Vox got over Alastor but because he's extremely high (the Vees over sedated him)

[captaincat3110]

What if the reason vox looks the same in the Christmas merch and in the pride merch is because it's not him but a fucking cardboard cutout

[eggcats]

The "Alastor thinks they were dating and Vox is desperately trying to hide his attraction to this man he's friends with to avoid scaring him away" scenarios get me every time.

But, imagine this exact scenario except Alastor regularly kisses Vox on the cheek and sits on his lap and cuddles with him and plays with his antennas.

And Vox still thinks "this is normal friend activity and I'm the creep for thinking this means anything" about it.

Because they're both so stupid that this would happen.

Alastor, after Vox tries to use him for power: I'm breaking up with you.

Vox: WE WERE DATING!?!?!?

Alastor, having spent their entire bar trip sitting on Vox’s lap and sharing the same glass: ?????

[hutteer]

well hello there again

[foolishhprince]

Cringe slop comic because I’ve thought too much about what kissing a tv would be like

[rora-lmao]

Tomadachi life drawings

because for some reason im only good at drawing when using an incredibly hard drawing platform

Alastor cat was drawn with a joystick and a dream btw 😭

[daefromouterhell]

I don't know why I spent my free day doing this.

This could be a proper genderbend or just Pentious dress as a girl for disguise, it's up to you.

[anasoda]

[Day 156 of daily Hazbin since S2] Privacy? What's that?

[madoualt]

My take on Alastor 🌝

[psychegabe]

Salt&Wounds

[vinnybox]

he makes me want to eat cement 😌💖

[duckiewashere]

Drew two of this idiot’s outfits from the most recent chapter of All Sharks Go To Heaven (A03 link here if interested!)

Gotta say Vincent. You look cute in pink 💙

There was a third one but iiiii wasn’t feeling it, so just have half the lineart and pretend I did. It’s the default outfit he has on in the chapter 2 cover art, it’s nothin new, I promise. I just got sidetracked

[vannisaurus]

Happy Pride Month To The Characters Of The Hellaverse!

Edit: felt like adding Loona and Octavia (not a ship).

[vanemiin]

Based on that ending scene from the KnK movie, because I think it perfectly represents the stolitz family dynamic 😂

[mothjunkie]