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Vox and Stolas revenge

part 1

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vox ships ranked by how much they will tolerate that he loves fucking horrible movies as much as good ones

alastor: not at all to begin with it was a trial to get him to watch Sinners even (he got a little emotional about it in his cold dead heart but smth stmh relatable content), he is not watching Sharknado but for the memes I think he likes like. the fucking audacity of the Human Centipede. there's a baby death in the second one and he starts laughing. it's wild. highly underrated in this regard but for the most audacious of reasons 6/10. vox is delighted but surprised.

valentino: enjoyed the gross sex-related ones to a point that it made Vox uncomfortable. he will watch anything for him but god sometimes Vox wishes he wouldn't. claims he gets inspiration from anywhere and this is NOT POSITIVE. 7./10 please quit requesting to watch A Serbian Film he WONT do it.

stolas: will do it. is so confused that he asks like. so many questions. this is 'viewing ants in the terrarium' levels of 'why do humans create this' but he gets so gleeful at the bad romcoms because he is there to enjoy them. doesn't like the gross ones though i cannot imagine him being positive on the human centipede. 8/10

angel dust: actually kind of thinks sharknado is funny and feels like he has to apologize for actually being like WAIT THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER?! HOLD ON. GET IT FOR US I WANNA SEE. FUCK WHY DO I WANNA SEE. OKAY. YEAH. STUPID FUCKIN' SHARKS. he is having a good time like actually. will also watch anything but STATES HIS OPINIONS LOUDLY. 10/10 they're having a great time.

lucifer: also thinks sharknado is funny. on record for saying 'i would've made one if i still had divine power and they wouldn't let me. they wouldn't let me! those bastards dont know vision.' nothing phases him but he does go 'ewwww' at some of them and gets overly excited at the ones clearly intended for children and immediately goes CAN I GET CHARLIE IN FOR THIS ONE. CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE I WANT TO WATCH THE NUT JOB WITH YOU AND VOX. NO CHAR-CHAR I'M NOT SURE IT'S BETTER THAN SPACE CHIMPS BUT IT'LL BE FUN! WE'LL HAVE FUN! FAMILY BONDING!!!! 9/10

adam: also also thinks sharknado is funny. will watch some stupid fucking bullshit even on his own and thinks it's hilarious. guy who genuinely enjoyed the scary movie franchise. but if he sees something he doesn't like he doesn't care if other people are watching he will turn it off. whatever. guy holding a beer with TV remote meme 5/10 you'll never know his opinion until it's too late

[werosmyss]

I was supposed to post this on valentines day but I got distracted and now I'm too late but I don't want to wait a whole year.

exclusive rarepairs under the cut

StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas

no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"

MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino

I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it

RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette

You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.

RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious

Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox

Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute

Toxic exes

AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val

Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.

Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio

That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support

Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus

AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me

PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch

Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy

Velvette x Emily

Again, the fanart did it for me

And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.

AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie

They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug

Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago

I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice

Tom Trench x Papermint

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

The following I only like because of their silly names:

Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)

don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name

The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex

would be beyond toxic

Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer

I mean

More:

Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer

this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?

Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie

Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from

Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)

They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like

we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme

And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.

RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily

I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily

That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)

I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor

RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple

Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.

AdamsApple

Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.

QPR RadioRose

I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)

let me have this

let me have them

StaticRose while we're at it

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Some drawings i did for strawpage requests