#admin winter

[the-unfuckables]

I have logged back on to tumblr to ask which one of you is my brother's girlfriend?

Also happy ten (and more) years of this blog I guess.

[thehousesunite]

Gryffindor: You're all fucks

Gryffindor: But only I am The Fuck

[k-p-p-d]

[the-unfuckables]

I’m asexual bc I played a card game against some fae and won, and asked if they could always give me an ace up my sleeve. Don’t use metaphors. Being asexual isn’t bad I just really wanted to cheat at cards.

[the-unfuckables]

Honestly I’m just aro-ace to flex on people in those ice-breaker/question games. Nothings better than saying something like “I’ve never been rejected” or “I’ve dated every person I’ve been attracted to” and getting virtually everyone else out in Never-Have-I-Ever.

[the-unfuckables]

To be perfectly honest if tumblr had been paying people for having blogs (like the ads were supposed to like 5+ years ago) I might have kept posting instead of trying to pass my classes in college. Alas my tumblr influncer status means nothing and I will remain unemployed as my only other life skill is looking kinda hot on my drivers license.

[thehousesunite]

Gryffindor: For every day you talk to me, you need to pay me $10

Gryffindor: The only alternative payment is watermelon lollipops

Ravenclaw: What if broke

Slytherin: ...what happens if we don't pay

Gryffindor: You lose Gryffindor privileges

[thehousesunite]

Heya! Admin Winter here!

Every Saturday we’ll be posting out a challenge for our followers (and not followers, if you want) to do. You can either do it on the post announcing the challenge, or make a new post and tag us in it, and we’ll reblog it. If you do the challenge late, don’t stress, we’ll still reblog it!

This week's challenge is to write a drabble inspired by the common room of your Hogwarts house. This can be a literal description of the common room, a small scene, how the room makes you feel, or anything you like!

We’re looking forward to seeing your responses!!!