Texting Markiplier Egos "I want a baby." (silly)
Egos mentioned: Mark (Actor, Date, Heist, Engineer), Dark, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Murdock, Bim, Dr. Iplier, Yandere, Ed Edgar, Author, The Host, Silver Shepard, Bing, Google
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Texting Markiplier Egos "I want a baby." (silly)
Egos mentioned: Mark (Actor, Date, Heist, Engineer), Dark, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Murdock, Bim, Dr. Iplier, Yandere, Ed Edgar, Author, The Host, Silver Shepard, Bing, Google
Halloween With the Egos
(Well, some of them)
This isn’t my entire list of characters I write, but they’re some of my favorites and I’m writing this on the 30th so I don’t have time to write all of them. This is a headcanon list like my Valentine’s Day thing was
I’m trying to get back into writing, so I hope y’all like it
Characters in Order: Darkiplier, Damien, Googleplier, Date Mark, Illinois, Eric Derekson, Yancy, Jameson Jackson
Warnings: One part of Illinois’s is slightly suggestive
Reader is intended to be gender neutral and these headcanons are romantic (with a pre-established relationship). I wrote part of this while sleepy
A Good Date
A/N: Hey ya’ll with all the talk of ADWM in my inbox I suddenly remembered I did write one ADWM fic on Deviantart back in 2017. It was more of a crackfic of the Chocolate Ending (with Y/N being totally chill with this outcome).
Well I'm bringing that here and revising it! Enjoy the nostalgia trip <3
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"Oops...looks like you made the wrong choice."
Blinking slowly, you looked up from your bowl of ice cream. A distinct high-pitched ringing filled the air, cutting out the pleasant and peaceful sounds of chirping birds and rustling trees outside the parlor.
Although that annoyed you, your irritation soon turned to shock as you realized who was sitting across the table from you:
Not Mark, but Dark. He had dropped his disguise completely.
‘Oh shit.’
You shot the wrong man dead.
But how could you have known?! He and Mark looked exactly the same; it was nearly impossible for you to tell who was who, given how they kept yelling over each other and pointing fingers till you finally pulled the trigger.
You had a 50/50 chance of getting it right and you didn’t.
Damn.
As he cracked his neck, glitches splintered off his form, and he looked at you with the eeriest of grins. “But now we’re going to be together....forever.” He whispered, his face becoming darkened by the shadows.
Fortunately, his aura only surrounded himself and didn’t expand out to trap you in some void. It was nevertheless creepy to witness as his side of the table and ice cream bowl were also monochrome.
Speaking of which..your gaze trailed to the bowl, noting it was still untouched. You frowned slightly. It was almost reduced to soup at this point.
Dark, on the other hand, thought your expression was directed towards him and chuckled. “Disappointing, I know. But you see..there’s no do-overs. No more. This is it. You are mine-”
“Oh no, no. It’s not that.”
“..then what is it?”
“....are you gonna finish your ice cream?”
Now it was his turn to be surprised, taken aback by your question. For a second he gazed at his dessert, his smile gradually vanishing.
That’s what you were so worried about?
“Seriously?” Suddenly he snapped his head back up, scowling at you. This was not how he expected you to respond at all. “You’re not afraid?"
"Dude, the only thing I'm “afraid” of is that going to waste," you told him, pointing to his bowl before you finished up whatever’s left in yours. “Are you gonna finish it or no?”
How were you so casual about all of this?
It didn’t make sense.
You noticed the spoon in his hand was close to snapping, his shell cracking from anger and confusion, and you sighed. “Alright I’m sorry. I won’t ask any-”
“ENOUGH!!” He slammed the utensil down. “I have literally sabotaged your precious “date” and made you kill the wrong man! I could easily ruin your life with a few tricks, and yet..your only concern is a stupid dessert?! Is this where your priorities lie?!!”
“...priorities? Like what? Mark? He was a total dick. I’m honestly glad he’s gone.”
Dark relaxed his shoulders, blinking in disbelief. But he was quiet now as he sat back down.
“I mean..what jackass suddenly forgets his wallet on the first date? Especially when he made the damn reservation?!” You rambled. “I doubt it was gonna work out anyway. I feel like he was trying way too hard to impress me, and that became a huge turn-off. But you? I like you.”
Pointing your spoon at him, you smiled sweetly. “Yeah, you kinda creeped me out back there. But I get you’re probably going through some stuff..anger issues..whatever it might be. And it’s okay. I know you were just nervous. It’s not every day you find someone as handsome and-or beautiful as me~” You winked, further perplexing him.
He was at loss for words.
“Wh..I-I’m not-”
“Hey there’s no shame in admitting it. I dig guys who act like their true-selves. And you fit the bill just fine, Dark. You look like a man who keeps his promises. I’ll definitely take you up on that dinner date offer if it’s still in the air.”
He was beyond astounded at your ignorance, and the fact you were even flirting with him.
Usually this is where the love interest freaks out over the “villain” taking away their “hero”.
But you only seemed to care about the untouched ice cream bowl he had--and getting to know him as a person. So he finally gave up hopes of convincing you he was a “scary” and “evil” guy.
“The offer still stands...and you can have this. I don’t need it.” He slid the bowl over to you, watching your smile grow tenfold.
“Thank you.” You dug into it with gratitude. “I gotta say, this date turned out alright after all. Not what I expected but..it was exciting, in a way.”
“I suppose it was. Though I wonder what sort of trouble we’ll run into next time...who knows?” He chuckled sinisterly, making one last attempt at intimidating you.
“Your laugh is cute, too. Has anyone ever told you that?”
“....no.”
Sleepless Nights (Darkiplier x Reader)
AO3
Summary: (Gender-Neutral Reader) Due to your sleeplessness, you find yourself in the presence of Dark and his office in the late hours of the night, and he begins to grow a soft spot for you. You find comfort in being around the ego. What happens when he stops showing up?
Prompt #11: “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” Fluff with a pinch of Angst.
A/N: This is the first fic that I’ve ever written, so please share any critiques or feedback that you may have. Enjoy, Loves! :)<3
Word Count: 1,128
It was yet another sleepless night in the Manor, where all you seemed to do was roll around under your covers, desperate to coax your body into sleep. You had spent hours trying to tire yourself out by reading, meditating, listening to music, but nothing was helping.
You decided to distract yourself from your misery and made your way downstairs to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. As you turned the stove on, you saw a lamp in the living room click on and illuminate the space. Footsteps began to make their way towards you as you filled the tea kettle with water. Looking to see who was coming, you were surprised to see Dark in the doorway.
You and Dark had become close companions during your time at the Manor. It began one night, when you had not so surprisingly found yourself unable to sleep. You had been pacing around the halls outside of your bedroom, near Dark’s office, when he opened his door to investigate the soft pattering coming from outside of his study. He was met with you turning on your heel to do another lap around the hall. You looked up, panicked, and began profusely apologizing for disturbing the man during such late hours.
He had secretly found your sincerity endearing, and invited you into his office, claiming that if it was “the only thing that would get you to stop pacing around his door”, then he would allow you to stay in the room with him and occupy yourself with the mountain of books on his shelves.
So, for months, when you couldn’t sleep, you found yourself seated on the sofa in front of the fireplace of Dark’s study while he worked. During this time, you two had found yourselves growing closer. You had become his soft spot, and the other egos in the house had taken notice to this.
After your meeting that night, the egos noticed that Dark’s presence began to brighten. Though he was still his cold self, he seemed to be a bit more laid back. He wasn’t always on guard and he looked genuinely happy to be around you. The two of you would often be found not-so-subtly pressed up against one another reading in the bay window of the living room.
At night, he would stop his work while you were in his office so that he could read alongside you on the other end of the sofa, with the fire illuminating you both. This would lead to quick conversation. Soon you found yourselves discussing your pasts, your fears, and your dreams with one another. You quickly found yourself falling for the ego, and tried your best to hide this from him, as to not ruin what the two of you already had.
━"Scaredy Cat"
━ADWM Egos
━Tw: Actor being an ass. But what's new
━Notes: Worked on this in class becuase I have no life. It's just an imagine of what the boys would have acted like if you'd chosen to watch the horror picture
━Song: "I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded" By The Andrew's Sisters
MARKIPLIER
Sort of wished you picked the romance one (scaredy cat pft) but still goes with you anyways.
Hides behind his fingers a bit but overall handles himself pretty well. He didn't play all that FNAF for nothing
DARKIPLIER
Unimpressed. This is what you all find scary? He's had worse day dreams than this before
A little bored with the movie overall. Might resort to turning his his attention to you for the entire movie, or just overall teleporting the two of you out of there to do something else
WILFORD
Isn't even there for the first half of the movie. Spends it at the confession stand buying every peice of candy they have
Eventually waddled his way back to his seat next to you, arms over flowing with sweet treats of all variants
"So what did I miss sugarplum?"
"Litteraly half of the movie Wilford."
"But now we have snacks eh?"
ACTOR
Tries his best to stay in character and pretend like he's enjoying this, but eventually breaks. Storms out of the date like the jersey he is, grumbling about "lower class entertainment"
Oh well! More popcorn for you! He was a jerk anyways
-WayToSarcastic
We Meet Again; Part Four
Eventual pairing: Dark x OC (Merrick)
Authors note: Thanks to everyone that has liked or shared my story, I appreciate it! I'm basically using this to work on my writing after not doing it for so long. I hope to get better with time 😁
Part One. Part Two. Part Three.
Almost a month went by since that night, and Merrick felt like she wasn’t any closer to being ready to see him again.
Even though she wanted to. As much as she tried to deny it, a day didn’t go by that she didn’t think about him. He also did not appear again, seeming to give her the time she needed.
Before he entered her life again, she could just be angry. Angry at his betrayal, angry that he left her alone, angry at a past life that she would never get to carry out. It was a weapon, one she wielded to protect the deepest, darkest part of her being. The part that was still the meek, kind district attorney who cared about the dashing, altruistic Mayor more than he would ever know. In this 'new' life, she could go as she pleased, keeping people at arm's length while doing what she wanted.
Then he had to approach her, different but not entirely, and the dam started to crack. Was he really just trying to protect her? Why did he lie to her then?
I Love You Too, Handsome
OMG! Another one, in just a day? Listen I’m on a mini vacation and I have the free time. This one came to mind and got a little, uh....sexy? It got me a little hot and bothered but hey! It’s Wilford Motherlovin’ Warfstache! He is sexy. But seriously I needed to write this one out for him so...here you go!
*gif credit to angelii-ii
ok but,,,waking up early with actor and just snuggling with him until u both fall asleep again,,,,
I think this is a little more emotional™ then we were both expecting, but it’s still got the softness that I think you were looking for. Just with a bit of added feels. I hope you like it still!!! Thank you for requesting<3