#agent pepper

[weirdkev27]

Pepper: Bye, Lena!

Blot: Don’t say bye to her! She’s the enemy.

Pepper: I’m just being nice!

[cursegirlrabbit]

Pepper has a personal grudge against Scrooge. How tragic is this revelation going to be?

Pepper's grudge against Scrooge is indeed tragic and despair inducing and will be revealed soon.

All I can say for now, is it has to do with the Mt Neverrest episode in season 1

[weirdkev27]

Pepper: Black Heron?! I thought you were dead?

Black Heron: I was!

[weirdkev27]

Pepper: Bye, Deputy Director Heron! I mean not bi but bye! I mean see ya! I mean have fun having sex with men! Just hanging dudes left and right!

[weirdkev27]

Steelbeak: But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for The Godfather.

Pepper: What?

Steelbeak: Did not care for The Godfather.

Heron: How can you even say that?

Steelbeak: Didn't like it.

Pepper: Steelbeak, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie!

Steelbeak: This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...

Heron: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!

Steelbeak: Fine. Fine. Fine actor, did not like the movie.

Bradford: Why not?

Steelbeak: Did not...couldn't get into it.

Pepper: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?

Steelbeak: It insists upon itself, Pepper.

Pepper: What?

Steelbeak: It insists upon itself.

Pepper: What does that even mean?

Heron: Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!

Steelbeak: It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending.

Heron: You've never seen the ending?!

Blot: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Pepper: I agree with Blottie. It's not even fair.

Steelbeak: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs.

Pepper: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.

Steelbeak: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.

Pepper: You know what, Steelbeak,

Heron: They're speaking Italian!

Pepper: The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.

Steelbeak: I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.

Pepper: Exactly.

Steelbeak: Well, there you go.

Pepper: Whatever.

Heron: I like that movie too.

[alpha-1-rrh]

Pepper, would you like to cook with Salt and me?

I don't have a recipe yet but I think we might be able to wing it.

Maybe.

I don't know how good of a cook Salt is

Oh, sure, whatever! It’s not like I have anything better to do.

She’s pretty decent if I can believe Pearl ‘n Ember, and she should have a cookbook or 2 for inspiration..

Where we meetin up?

[alpha-1-rrh]

i kidnapped the o5 council

a- Are you sure? Miss ma’am is right there…

Errything’s normal here, it seems!

Do you have the wrong universe, maybe?..

[ithinkwehitametaphor]