#aghdavid

[becclawtheraven]

[becclawtheraven]

Who's a better kisser, David or Oliver?

Oh. I thought I’d avoided people discussing this unpleasant occurrence, but I suppose David’s capacity for being a blabbermouth strikes again. I hardly think it’s right to compare an unwanted kiss under the coercion of a love potion with kissing someone you really and truly love, but since you’re asking, the answer is obviously, without a single doubt, @lionhearthopkins.

For the next hour my muse cannot lie and is insanely blunt to any questions they get on anon

[becclawtheraven]

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text to David

[text]: I saw the stuff you were saying about me to Emily -- honestly, doesn’t anyone in this castle have private conversations -- and I just wanted to say that I can’t believe I ever thought you were really my friend, David. Did you ever even like me at all, or were you just using me to try and get more attention because you thought I’d write about you or something? Well, newsflash, I do have journal entries about you, David Jerkface Hansen, but none of them have anything good to say! You’re a gross phony, and the fact that you’d even brag about making out with another guy’s girlfriend is despicable. It’s not like I even wanted to kiss you in the first place! Were you even really under the love potion still when it happened, or were you just taking advantage of a girl who had no control over her own actions? I can’t even trust you to give me a real answer to that anymore, and that speaks volumes about the sort of person you are. You know that I never would have done that kind of thing with you, or with ANYONE who isn’t Olly, if I’d been in my right mind at the time, and the fact that you want recognition for ‘getting me horizontal first’ or whatever it is you said to Emily is just gross. It’s so gross I can’t even go back to reread it for fact checking purposes! Consider this message my official termination of whatever friendship I once thought we had. I hope you never, ever get famous and that you just disappear, because it’s what you deserve.[text]: P.S. Olly’s a much better kisser than you anyway, and I have every intention of doing much more than anything that happened with you with him. Possibly on your bed as revenge. You’re welcome.

EVEN MORE FUCKING TEXT MEMES!

[becclawtheraven]

I heard David wanted you to save him a dance at the ball tonight.

Well bully for David, because I have no interest in dancing with him tonight, or any night, ever. I have no interest in doing much of anything that involves me being alone with him ever again, actually.

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I know what you did.

Do you think sending unnecessarily ominous messages is funny? The last two days have been lousy enough, can you please just leave me alone?

[becclawtheraven]

Spill it: Would you be David Hansen's Gryffinwhore?

Excuse me? I’m not anybody’s whore!

MY MUSE HAS JUST TAKEN A TRUTH POTION, SEND “SPILL IT” PLUS A QUESTION AND THEY WILL ANSWER.