"'Dear humanity, I am building a religion. Wait a second, I know what you’re going to say. Hold that knee-jerk reaction and let me explain. First, here’s what’s going to happen: + Don’t Die becomes history's fastest-growing ideology. + It saves the human race. + And ushers in an existence more spectacular than we can imagine. It is inevitable. The only question is: will you be an early or late adopter?' he posted."
The guy who eats green slurry and monitors his son's nocturnal erections in a bid to live forever is starting a religion, and using 2010s web copy rhetoric instead of the immortal verses of the psalmist and the prophets to do it.
This is why I mute the phrase "let me explain" from social media platforms. "
-from a friend who is much better with words but likes to remain anonymous.
