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[everymovie2020]

Critters 3 (1991)

Date watched:  28 January 2020

All right guys, I watched this one and the 2019 Critters Attack!

And I'm done now.

I know there's a Critters 4 but I'm good with the four I've watched because there was a significant decline in quality between #2 and #3.

Although #3 does star a young Leonardo DiCaprio who I've heard went on to do big things.  

So let's get into the plot, which is way less hilarious than the first two movies:

We start out with a father and his kids on a road trip where a Critter ends up hitching a ride with them back to their apartment building in the city.  They also meet Leo and his dad who is a total douche, and coincidentally the landlord of the building they live in.

So the Critter has some Critterlings and now we've got a bunch of Critters hanging out in this apartment building.  They eat the janitor and they want to eat one of the tenants but she gets away, and then they do a lot of menacing.

They are a less fun Gremlins.  Gremlins are really what they remind me of.

Aren't Gremlins and Critters weird words?  The 80s were mental.

They also had Ghoulies in the 80s – wtf was going on?  And Chucky as well!

I still fucking love when they curl up into a ball and bounce around.  It genuinely amuses me so much.

So then Leo and his dad turn up at the building and the dad gets eaten, and then all the tenants climb up onto the roof to escape the Critters who have set the basement on fire.  You can really defeat the Critters quite easily by just supplying them with food – they will eat anything.  They don't exclusively eat humans.  They particularly like burgers.

Anyway, other stuff happens and then at the end the Critters are defeated, but not really because I'm pretty sure there were some eggs left behind.

If I can't distinctly remember how a movie ended, that means it's a bad movie.

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Critters 3 (1991)

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Preview: Monster Man (Bluray)

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Monster Man (2003)

My rating: 2/10

The ending almost makes up for the hour of insufferable garbage that comes before it, but it doesn't. This is shit.