#airtight

[the-gershomite]

G.I. Joe and Cobra profiles

Marvel Comics: Action Force

[gijoe-forever]

[goongoddessbunny]

Were you fucked airtight (one in each hole)

No but it’s something I want so badly

[hasbr0mniverse]

G.I. Joe Multiversity

A Real American Hero! Code Name: Airtight - Primary Specialty: Hostile Environment - Kurt was the kid who could hold his breath the longest. He was also the kid who had the largest collection of plastic dinosaurs on the block. He was a weird kid who grew up to be an even stranger adult. It takes a mighty weird person to walk into a cloud of toxic gas strong enough to fell a mutant weight-lifter cockroach wearing a protective suit built under contract for the government by the lowest bidder. (Art By Robert Atkins & Simon Gough)

[radlyradar]

Gi joes as textposts because I need people to join my obsession pt 1

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[davinki-2000]

"-so, as you can see, even an object as simple as a chair is impossible to define."

As I can see, it is impossible for YOU to define an object as simple as a chair. Skill issue, put me in charge of the dictionary.

Chair: Referring to (i)an object (ii)that was designed with the intention of it serving as (iii)a seat* (iv)for an individual, that (v)has a backrest and (vi)raises the sitter from the ground.

(Explication below)

"A chair meant for decoration" Not a real chair. That's a decorative chair, a sub entity. (see ii, iii)

"What about benches that people sit alone on bcs Sherlock or whatever?" Use can stray from intent. A bench still was designed for more than one. Following, a chair does need to be actively serving as a seat to remain a chair. (see ii, iii, iv)

*Seat: A surface where a person sits.

Anything can become a seat by virtue of being sat on. A chair with a potted plant sitting on it is still a chair, but is no longer a viable seat. If the plant is removed, the chair will regain viable seat status.

An object that serves a primary or general purpose other than being a seat will generally not be referred to as a seat outside of situations where a spot that can be sat upon is relevant. e.g. A curb is generally not thought of as a seat, nor is it referred to as such in general circumstances. However, if waiting for a vehicle or watching a parade, situations where one may be looking for a seat close to the road**, they may find that the curb is in fact a seat. If something makes that specific curb unsuitable for sitting, it is not a seat. It is the use for sitting that makes an object a seat, being a seat is not inherent to any object.

A seat is not necessarily distinct from its surroundings when not being sat on. The ground may serve as a seat, although only the space required by the sitter would be treated with seat status.

**being at the very edge of a road is an example of a curb's more general purposes/attributes.

[gijoe-forever]

[lulublack90]

Prompt 24 - Skirt

@jegulus-microfic November 24, Word count 146

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James, Sirius and Remus were known for their pranks. They were legendary in some circles and total nuances in many others. But the one thing they were known for was meticulous planning.

James had sat down with the others every day that week, going over and over every possible flaw in their plan. They’d have to skirt around the building and use the lesser-used entrance around the back and sneak up that way. 

James had been worried about their newest addition, as Regulus got tummy aches every time the prank was brought up. James thought it was adorable how Regulus sought comfort from him whenever he was feeling unwell and often planned with his friends with Regulus tucked securely under his arm. 

The plan came together, and finally, after a week of plotting, it was airtight. But putting it into action was a whole other story. 

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