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i worked in an Amway factory and this happened to me it was fucked up.
a couch with plain white china plates under the cushions; a crouchy (crunchy couch)
A small figure in a trenchcoat, perhaps a shrew dressed as Colombo, saying "he talks a lotta smack but he don't smoke the crack"
[things that came to me in my dreams last night that really stuck with me]
I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.
#Ser Voyne
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
Kant explaining how math is synthetic a priori
i feel evil and lazy. Internet tries to tell me no there's a difference between being lazy and having symptoms of the thing you're diagnosed with. I distrust. I am in bed, on Tumblr, instead of doing what I want to be doing.
And what is it I meant to be doing at this point, that I am so evil and lazy for avoiding ?
Smoking weed.
So.
Maybe ADHD is real.
"make an outline" this "use note cards" that "draw out the plotline" and the other.
No. Rework same book for three years. Absolutely no external structure. Just me and my 160k words.
when i say i want my favourite characters weeping crying and covered in blood never do i ever ever everrrr mean ryland grace. never do that to him again. ever.
trying to kneel and swear my undying fealty to this knight but it keeps putting me back on the throne before I get through my speech
Yes I am an ally to people of color, I do lots to support the community.
(I make a judgemental face every time Harrow and/or Gideon are portrayed as white, and many times I go so far as to withhold my like)
I've actually had sex exclusively for narrative purposes. I've self-actualized enough to fall into the background, like a married Bridgerton, so I don't have to do that anymore.
i want to sit around feeling miserable but I have to study this is fucked up. I'm on a big rock !! But no. I need to know how to order phonemic rules. Phonetic? See this is why I have to get off the rock.
Fucks sake.
i hate it when I, a hyperactive redhead, have a little goth who is undeniably a hater but also so sweet but so sad, and there isn't much I can do but even when I could do something to try to keep her healthier/happier/safer she won't let me bcs she's so insistent on getting through everything alone and I feel like I'm going to go crazy from asking her to please just tell me. Let me be there let me be inconvenienced by you.
Anyway the locked tomb series is fun. The characters are somewhat relatable if you squint or whatever.
I gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it. What a great line haha. I'll be wandering the woods aimlessly with a thousand yard stare if anyone needs me. Not that you do need me of course bcs you are just so independent like that.
accepting the whole autism thing has actually brought me so much calm, because when I was kid everyone seemed instinctively repulsed by me and I never understood why. ESPECIALLY the adults! which is a little fucked, because who are you supposed to go to about bullying if the teacher is participating? and even my family members seemed disgusted by me on some level, so I was like a cartoon parody of a human being where my closest friends were my pet rats. but reading studies on autism now, and learning about the double empathy problem, and about how neurotypical people ARE repulsed by autistic people in an uncanny valley sort of way and DO dislike them upon first encountering them (unless, ironically enough, they’re told that they’re autistic) - that’s actually been so cathartic. especially now that I’m older and have an okay-ish handle on masking, and so am no longer live in a nightmare world where literally everyone in my life seems icked the fuck out. I don’t have to discount my early memories. I can be like ohhhhh yeah that’s just something that happens. I didn’t do anything particularly bad and it’s not that I wasn’t trying, I was just born with the cursed sigil on my forehead. like ohhhhh they were reacting to the curse, ohhh okay, cool cool, that’s actually fine. I’m actually alright with that.
With my joyful and beautiful mind, this is just a regular Friday >:) My cranium holds whimsy beyond your- What? Yeah I remember the fish guy... WHAT?
knife help plz! Plz I beg of thee!
Story taking place in vaguely late Victorian England, but I made it up so it doesn't have to actually be historically accurate.
I want my characters, wearing trousers, to have a dagger large enough for sparring on them. At least a foot long, including the handle, but even that's kinda small for the situation.
The knives are partially for self defense but also as a shared hobby. Recreational knife fighting.
It doesn't need to 100% concealed, but at least subtle, if that makes sense. If someone who has never had a personal interest in Edwardian fashion saw it, it wouldn't seem out of place.
What are some reasonable options for them to carry their knives?
They are not wearing cloaks
The knife cannot just be small
Historical accuracy is negotiable
Trying to find results via mine own searching is making me frustrated bcs I am impatient, but also bcs it's a lot of either modern small knives, medieval costumes, or people just generally focusing more on the "hidden" and "historicaly accurate" aspects. I am not giving them a cane sword, thank you tho.
Rn I'm leaning towards something on their arm or back. It's situationally reasonable for them to have multiple options, bcs hobby. Combat sport.
If you have answers or know where to find them please lmk. I thought this would be easy to research bcs who doesn't love a dagger fight, but noooo. "Daggers were for quick stabbing, not prolonged engagement." I know!! And I don't care!! It's my world and I say they parry!!!! I am looking for best option, not waterproof serious functional option!!! I'd prefer it to be historicallly accurate and entirely functional but I know when I am asking too much 😔
hahahahahahahahahaha suck it JD Vance.
