#akuzai

[pengu41n]

no one understands onesided ships like i do and it makes me so upset . Akutagawa x Dazai is peak . Shigaraki x Aizawa is peak . Petra x Levi is peak . god forbid girls and white boys catch a vibe anymore .

[fy-soukoku]

wow i can’t believe every single bsd ship is valid that is so incredible

[violentruin]

Akutagawa is Dazai’s pride and joy, no one can tell me otherwise.

[fy-soukoku]

Freshman year Akutagawa had the hugest crush on sophomore Dazai

He would follow him around and ask him for help studying and he’d give him chocolates on Valentine’s Day, and he confessed to him under a tree on the school grounds. They’re decent friends now, but he refuses to talk about it with anyone.

[fy-soukoku]

I AM SO GOING TO WRITE THIS!!!

Seven exes are: Tachihara, Kajii, Yosano, Kunikida, Tanizaki, Oda, and Fyodor (Fyodor would be the main bad, yeah)

Dazai is a young man living in a town where nothing ever happens, battling depression and suicidal thoughts all his life. Having recently gone through an ugly breakup, he is rebound-dating high school senior, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke. Despite the boy’s bad temper, he’s adorable and easy to talk to. It’s the best relationship Dazai’s had in a while.

His small, though lively, band of friends is one of the only stable things in his life. Not to mention his annoying eccentric roommate, Ranpo, who seems fond of bringing his boyfriends home and getting so hammered he forgets to put on pants.

He meets Nakahara Chuuya in the library, returning an overdue book, and it’s the closest thing to love at first sight he has ever felt. With his bright red hair, eccentric hair, and heavily accented Japanese, he’s a big dash f colour in Dazai’s admittedly dull world

He begins pursuing the redhead, too enamoured to think about his boyfriend Akutagawa. (They break up later)

But then one night, they’re at this stupid party together, (Dazai constantly wonders why Ranpo throws parties) and this guy in a stupid coat comes crashing in, claiming that he has to fight Dazai?

And then on the train ride home, Chuuya explains the whole “evil exes” thing, (stressing exes over ex-boyfriends of course) and he explains that, yeah, he doesn’t have a great relationship history. He always tries so hard, but he just can’t seem to make it work.

Meanwhile, Atsushi shows interest in Akutagawa

Ranpo steals Lucy’s new boyfriend, Edgar (or Poe as he likes to be called)

Gin is too sassy for life

Ranpo is,,,,, scarily good at social media

and once i finish my other stuff imma go write this

[fy-soukoku]

I found your tumblr after reading BSD and I love your headcanons, they're amazing and get me through the drudgery of daily work life. ❤ I have a soft spot for Aku too that has been further encouraged by your posts sobs 😍 Can I request ChuuAku and DaAku for your ship meme please? 8, 15, 19, 38, 39, 45 (although honestly I would request alllllll the numbers if I could)

AKU IS SO GOOD, I AM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IS SOFT FOR HIM :DD I mean, Atsu is my baby boy, and Chuuya is too fabulous, but Aku has wormed a way into my heart with his grumpy kitten face T^T This gets long, so

Chuuaku

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying?

I’ve mentioned this before, but Chuuya is a very physical person. He’ll pick up Aku, (if he has the man’s permission) and sing softly to him until he calms down. He’ll smooth his hands over Aku’s back, tracing the curves of his spine.

Aku will usually use his ability. Rashoumon can be surprisingly gentle when he puts his mind to it. He’ll wind the big black fabric over both of their forms and curl his body up right behind Chuuya’s. (aku is big spoon when Chuu is sad :D) Sometimes Rashoumon will form and nuzzle Chuuya. It’s weirdly cute, and Chuu loves it.

15. Have they saved each other’s lives before?

They don’t usually go on missions a lot, but once Chuuya did go out of his way to prevent Aku from being a little too reckless. He berated him afterwards, and said, “I don’t care if you want to prove yourself! You can’t prove anything if you’re dead.”

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them?

If either of them are, it’s probably Aku. He’s bony and lanky and weird-looking, (in his opinion) but he deals with it. It isn’t his job to dwell on that. Chuuya will mostly just kiss him and murmur about how much he loves his body.

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse?

Chuuya was top the first few times, but then he convinced Aku to try topping, and he loved it so much that they switch regularly.

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)?

Very gentle at first. Mainly because Chuuya doesn’t want to hurt Aku. But eventually, Aku convinces him to get a little more adventurous, and they’ll sometimes have rougher sex.

45. How would they spend their last moments together?

(I left it ambigious, so you can guess who’s dying, or if they both are *sobs*)

Chuuya would run his fingers through Akutagawa’s hair, press kisses to his head. Aku would returns the favour, playing with Chuu’s hands and braiding sections of his crimson locks. They’d be close to each other, absorbing the others fading body heat.

Akuzai/Daiaku WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IDC

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying?

Dazai has to get over his whole, “Suck it up, you’re a member of the Mafia” thing. But once he does, he’s surprisingly considerate. He’ll run his hands through Aku’s hair and murmur soft words. He’ll kiss his shoulders and trace the freckles that line his cheeks. Aku tends to close off to Dazai when he’s having a hard time, but they both try their best.

Aku will play with Dazai’s hair, wrap him in blankets and mutter little stories about the kids he grew up with on the streets. His favourite is the ten year old his sister had a hero crush on. Even if he didn’t talk to them much, he still remembers some of the stupid discussions they’d have. He tells Dazai about the time he’d gotten chased out of his bed by a dog. Dazai finds that particular story hilarious.

15. Have they saved each other’s lives before?

Dazai has, in canon, saved Aku’s life. So, yeah. :’)

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them?

Like I said, if anyone is, it’s Aku. Aku doesn’t like to talk about it, and tends to get irritated when Dazai brings it up.

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse?

Dazai usually tops with some exceptions.

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)?

Rough at first, kind of an awkward, “neither of us know how to handle this situation” kinda thing. Then, gentle a few more times, soft and slow. And then they decided that rough was really fun. But they still do it soft sometimes.

45. How would they spend their last moments together?

Aku would kiss him, hand shaking as it rested on the brunette’s cheek. He’d smooth his hands over Dazai’s face and shoulders while Dazai ran his hands over Aku’s body, trying to memorize his form.

Send me a ship and a number! :D

[fy-soukoku]

My NOTP for them: Dazai/Depression

My BROTP for them: Dazai/Oda. I mean, I wouldn’t mind if they erase the b from their bromance, but I do adore them as friends.

My OTP for them: sOUkoKU

My second choice pairing for them: Kunidazai. I just... adore them so much?

My fluffy pairing for them: Dazatsu.

My angsty pairing for them: Odazai

My favorite poly ship for them: Oda/Dazai/Chuuya. 

My weirdest pairing for them: Dazai/Akutagawa 

Send me a character and I’ll answer with different ships I have for them.

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Yandere simulator with Aku as Yandere-chan and Dazai as Senpai

Is this not the anime’s original plot?

(No, but for real, I hc that Aku has a huge crush on Dazai)