wait guys hear me out but trans remus harry (albus severus but i just cannot stand that fuck ass name)
he always knew he was a boy and told his parents from when he was super little and he wore james' hand me downs and what not and everyone was just kind of like i guess he's a boy sounds good! and it was never a big thing they just all accepted he's a boy
lily luna doesnt even know he's trans because she was too little to remember a time when people were calling him a girl
when he goes to hogwarts, harry and ginny are kind of nervous but he gets placed in the boys dorm automatically and during second year he tries to go up the gryffindor girls stairs and they go flat and force him down like for all the boys
scorpius didnt even know he was trans he just knew that he didnt have a dick because they shared a room since they were eleven and his little brain was like yeah that's just how remmy is lmfao
then as an adult scorpius realizes remmy's trans but it never really mattered like remmy never has a coming out scene or anything it's just him
Of Harry’s children, Albus is the one most interested and involved in the Muggle world. James doesn’t even know how to send an email, and Lily only listens to wizarding bands. Meanwhile, Albus loves going to the cinema to watch questionable low-budget slasher films (he drags Scorpius along, on their first time, Scorpius went pale and threw up in the theatre). Now Scorpius is more used to it, and it’s become a tradition for them, they laugh out loud while watching.
They always pick a different street food style to try.
He loves riding a bicycle as much as he hates flying on a broom. Albus also enjoys going to pubs with live music, he likes the thrill of flirting with both boys and girls. He’s even made a few friends to go out with every now and then. Sometimes, they have game and pizza nights in someone’s tiny apartment, and Albus laughs so much his face hurts.
This part of his life is a secret he loves and guards carefully.
Life with the Malfoys by Bolonde - not rated, 57 chapters - Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy. *** Scorpius (clutching his chest): “I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!” Draco (dryly): “You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.” Scorpius: “A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!” Hermione (gently): “You’ll be an amazing big brother.” Scorpius: “I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!” Draco: “You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.” Scorpius: “Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”
Life with the Malfoys - special edition by Bolonde - not rated, WIP - Hermione had the glint in her eye again—the one that usually meant Draco would find himself doing something profoundly uncomfortable in the name of “growth.” “This is going to be good for us,” she said now, unfolding the leaflet titled ‘Sacred Sensual Connection: A Muggle Tantra Experience for Couples.’ Draco raised an eyebrow. “That font is Comic Sans. I’m already out.” “Too bad. I booked it. And I’m not going alone.”
Imagine how delicious the reactions would be about Albus Severus's Sorting on the after-life side:
Sirius: "Oh Merlin James! My second god-grandson is going to Gryffindor. Your grandson mate, can you believe it!"
Severus:"Shush you mut,I can't hear anything ,the sorting of Potter's second spawn begins".
Sirius:"I will not be silenced by a dirty death eater! Definitely not by you who-"
Remus is silencing them all at the right moment.
Sorting Hat: "SLYTHERIN"
James and Sirius are screaming in unison. Severus stares unbelievably into the void and is clearly shocked. Remus and Lily look at each other knowingly and half amused about what will now happen between the three.
James:" B-But Potter's are Gryffindors. We were for generation's Gryffindors, we maybe had a few hufflepuffs, here and there, but never a Slytherin".
James is trying to go mentally through his family history and not have a crisis.
Severus:"A Potter in Slytherin.Thank Merlin, I'm not the head of house anymore."
Sirius:"This can't be. The hat must have made a mistake, Harry's Son can't be evil."
Lily:"The hat makes no mistakes and being in Slytherin doesn't make him evil. The war is over. Will you never get past that Siri ?"
Severus:"There must be some potential in this one,then one would say then,if he's truly a Slytherin, hopefully Potter's spawn will bring less shame to my house,than his brother,that is named after you two imbeciles."
Remus is choking on his tea, trying not to laugh knowing that hit a nerve.
Sirius:"JAMES SIRIUS IS A GREAT KID".
James:"SNIVELLUS STOP PUTTING YOUR HUGE NOSE IN MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS".
Severus: "I'll kindly remind you that your dearest son decided to name exactly this child infront of us ,after me, since I protected him for 7 years, which you was evidently incapable of, so your son decided to name his child after me as some cheap form of gratitude which wasn't needed or wanted,so yes I'm cursed to look after little Potterlings even in the after-life."
Lily:"SEVERUS !"
Sirius:"You're correct Snape, it's your fault, nothing could have been done to prevent this. I don't know how you managed to manipulate Harry's mind in your last minutes of live, but you did it. Your stupid name doomed my little god-grandchild. HE'S A HALF SNIVELLUS. A SNIVELL!".
Remus:"Sirius,I think you're being unreasonable there and it's quite childish to still use these cruel names. Severus did a lot for the war and Harry's safety just like we all did. I believe Albus will be a great wizard just like his dad and grandad".
James:"Easy for you moony. Your son got already sorted and he's not a Slytherin."
James is sulking in silence and Lily is trying to cheer him up by hugging him.
Lily:"Dear, there are worse things in life than not being a Gryffindor. Don't you remember,our Harry almost got into Slytherin, he was a hat stall and decided to go into Gryffindor."
James: "I thought that was Voldemort's doing, trying to get him on his side! I never that was actually a possibility."
Severus:"Typical Potter! Thinking he's the most important person in wizarding society! Probably that ounce of Salazar was, what kept him alive for all these years."
Sirius:"Don't talk like that about my god-son you bastard."
Severus:"Please, you're a weak excuse of a godfather Black. Do you miss your mummy's portrait, remember her daily screaming and shouting? How glad will dear Walburga be to find out that one of the sons of the current heir is a Slytherin. "
Severus grins maliciously in Sirius face, who's visibly fuming after that comment
