Oct 7, 2023
Harry's favorite girls.
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Harry's favorite girls.
wait guys hear me out but trans remus harry (albus severus but i just cannot stand that fuck ass name)
he always knew he was a boy and told his parents from when he was super little and he wore james' hand me downs and what not and everyone was just kind of like i guess he's a boy sounds good! and it was never a big thing they just all accepted he's a boy
lily luna doesnt even know he's trans because she was too little to remember a time when people were calling him a girl
when he goes to hogwarts, harry and ginny are kind of nervous but he gets placed in the boys dorm automatically and during second year he tries to go up the gryffindor girls stairs and they go flat and force him down like for all the boys
scorpius didnt even know he was trans he just knew that he didnt have a dick because they shared a room since they were eleven and his little brain was like yeah that's just how remmy is lmfao
then as an adult scorpius realizes remmy's trans but it never really mattered like remmy never has a coming out scene or anything it's just him
this is high key canon to me now btw
Life with the Malfoys by Bolonde - not rated, 57 chapters - Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy. *** Scorpius (clutching his chest): “I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!” Draco (dryly): “You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.” Scorpius: “A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!” Hermione (gently): “You’ll be an amazing big brother.” Scorpius: “I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!” Draco: “You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.” Scorpius: “Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”
Life with the Malfoys - special edition by Bolonde - not rated, WIP - Hermione had the glint in her eye again—the one that usually meant Draco would find himself doing something profoundly uncomfortable in the name of “growth.” “This is going to be good for us,” she said now, unfolding the leaflet titled ‘Sacred Sensual Connection: A Muggle Tantra Experience for Couples.’ Draco raised an eyebrow. “That font is Comic Sans. I’m already out.” “Too bad. I booked it. And I’m not going alone.”
First day
Written for @hinnymicrofic, Sept Day 1: Time (826 words so a little long)
“Mum! Mum! Dad! Daaad! I am starting Hogwarts today!”
Harry opened his eyes abruptly, looking at the little red-haired ball of energy at the end of the bed. “What time is it?” he croaked, reaching for his glasses and shoving them onto his nose.
“Six,” Ginny mumbled.
“Get uuup!” Lily begged them, pulling at the foot of the sheets.
Harry pulled back and frowned at her. “I know you’re excited, but I promise the train will not leave without you.” He ignored his wife’s muted snort.
“Go ahead and shower,” Ginny said. “We’ll be up in a minute.”
Lily escaped their room again and ran to the bathroom with the energy of a toddler on a sugar rush. Harry let his head drop back on the pillow and groaned. Ginny turned around to him.
“It’s annoying, really,” he said with a smile. “How much she’s like you.”
Ginny blinked slowly. “Shut up.”
“I suggest you handle her, since she’s bouncing around like a rogue bludger,” he suggested carefully.
“I am retired!” She shot him a disapproving look. “I think you should handle the little fugitive, Mr Head Auror.”
“Ah.” He shook his head. “I knew that promotion was going to bite me in the butt sooner rather than later.”
Ginny’s face broke out into a smile, and it was like the sun had broken through the clouds. “You bet.”
Before they could decide who would be in charge of their youngest, a blood-curdling scream came from the bathroom.
Ginny pushed the sheets off and took up her wand. “I’ll go.” She walked into the hallway. “You handle our sons!”
“Both?!” he asked.
“Yes!”
Harry got out of bed and got dressed. He walked to the bathroom first and knocked on the door. “All okay?”
Ginny sighed. “Someone put frogspawn in the shower head.”
At that moment the door at the end of the corridor and James stepped out. Harry turned around.
“What’s happening?” James asked.
Harry put on a stern expression. “There was frogspawn in the showerhead, would you happen to know about that?”
James looked down at the floor, avoiding his father’s gaze. “...No.”
Harry wasn’t convinced. “Go to your room, I’ll be there in a minute.”
James grumbled and trod off to his room, slamming his door. Harry shook his head. He peered into Al’s room, but as usual his middle child was deep asleep. He could sleep through anything. Harry took a deep breath and walked to James’s room.
James sat on the edge of his bed. Harry pulled up the desk chair and sat in front of his son.
“I didn’t do it!” James defended himself before Harry could ask anything.
Harry nodded. “But you knew about it?”
James looked down again. “I did.”
“And you didn’t say anything, why?” Harry asked.
His son looked at him with a grimace. “Because you’re usually the first to shower.”
Harry suppressed a smile. “I see.”
“I wouldn’t do that to Lily,” he argued.
Harry’s eyebrows raised.
“... on her first day of school,” he ended sheepishly.
“Who did? Was it Al?” Harry asked.
“No!” James said quickly. “Fred... and Hugo.”
Harry pinched the bridge of his nose. “That... that makes sense.”
James offered an apologetic smile. “Sorry. Should’ve said. I know Lily is so excited to go...”
“Please look after her,” he said. “Especially if she’s in Gryffindor.”
James scoffed. “Like she would let me!”
“Good point,” he said. He sighed, he couldn’t help being anxious for his youngest to go. “Just be there when she needs. She’s smart enough to ask for help if she has to.”
James nodded. “I will.”
“Get ready, make sure all is packed. Breakfast will be ready in a bit.” He stood up, ignoring the cracking noise his knee made.
“Hey, dad.”
Harry turned back around. “Yes?”
James scratched his neck awkwardly. “Remember those snitch-shaped fried eggs you made for all of us when I went off to Hogwarts the first time? I think Lily would like that.”
He grinned. “I’ll whip up some snitch eggs for everyone.”
“Dad, come here!” Lily said from the open bathroom door.
He walked in to see Ginny braiding Lily’s hair.
“Is it pretty?” Lily asked excitedly.
He locked eyes with Ginny in the mirror for a moment and then looked back at their daughter, both wearing nearly identical smiles. “Yes, I love it.”
Harry made his way downstairs and started on breakfast. It took some time to get the egg shapes right. Egg yolk in the middle, the whites of the egg acting like the snitch’s wings. Ginny snuck up on him and he turned around to kiss her.
“Where’s Lily?” he asked.
Ginny blushed. “I told her and James to let some steam off in the garden. I instructed her under no circumstances she was allowed to take James to the pond to help her get frog spawn for revenge. Absolutely not.”
“We’re such good parents,” Harry said with a grin.
“Maybe one of these days you'll realize you can't control me”
Lily Luna Potter, the fierce May 31 2008, british, gryffindor
raised the quota I share to 50% for the "cursed child" folder💖 (to get an idea: im now spotting half of whatever your downloading)
feel free to PM again for access. will be 50% for a couple days
Teddy: a singular packet of crisps is family sized when you're an orphan.
James Sirius: Don't say that!
Lily Luna: Were your family!
Ginny: Harry, DON'T LAUGH.
Harry, head in his hands: it's a good joke...
Harry: that I've made a million times.
Teddy: the pinnical of orphan humour.
Fic Masterlist
Figured I should finally write a masterlist of my fics
General A Round of Shots - Rated T - Written for The Three Broomsticks Servers 10 Days of Drabbles challenge.
Sharing Firewhiskey - Rated G - After James' birth, Arthur shares advice and Firewhiskey with his son-in-law
The Truth - Rated G - The Tonks family with a side of Tedromeda and Remadora. Tonks ends up at her parents' the morning after the Department of Mysteries and there's some things she needs to fill them in about.
Winter Sun - Rated G - Drabbles for the Harry POCter Winter Sun Drabble Fest
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Ted x Andromeda I have been thinking about these two for literally years, and I'm so happy that the obsession finally kicked in and I've been able to write their story.
I've always loved the idea that their relationship started when they were older. It gives them a bit more maturity and makes them a little less Romeo & Juliet
A Hard Day's Night - Rated T - Their first meeting.
Temptation - Rated M - Ted is falling hard, and it doesn't help that Andromeda has shown up at work drinks looking like that
Breaking the Rules - Rated T - A small moment between Andromeda and Ted at work drinks one night
Missing This - Rated T - Andromeda gets drunk and comes close to admitting what her future holds to Ted.
Giving In - Rated M - A look into their first time, when Andromeda gets exactly what she wants, and Ted can hardly believe his luck.
Not Tonight - Rated M - It's the St Mungo's Christmas Do, and Andromeda can't stop thinking of a night that happened the week before.
Leaving - Rated G - The time has come for Andromeda to leave her family behind.
A Bit of Fun - Rated M - This is probably my favourite fic I've written so far. A moment between Ted and Andromeda, early on in their relationship when they're both denying their feelings and making stupid decisions.
Desperation - Rated E - When Andromeda finally gets the news that she's been dreading for nearly two years, there's only one person she wants to see (My first attempt at smut)
The Hard Choice - Rated T - Fifteen days after Andromeda's engagement, Ted has something he needs to say.
Grief - Rated T - An exploration into Andromeda's grief after the war.
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Lily x James Decisions - Rated T - After a close call, Lily and James have a discussion that will change their lives.
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Katie x Oliver These two were my first HP OTP. I do have plans for more stories with them that hopefully I'll write in 2023.
Rubs and Disappointments - Rated T - After Harry's fall during the Hufflepuff match, Katie goes to check that Oliver wasn't actually drowning himself in the showers.
Auld Lang Syne - Rated M - Katie wakes up, hungover, not entirely sure of what happened the day before, and gets a shock when she works out whose flat she's in.
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Harry x Ginny Something Bad - Rated M - Harry is a good dad, and he has a hot wife.
How Lily Luna Got Her Name - Rated T - Did you know that in the Coven of Haileybury, if a witch saved your life you were honour bound to name your first born daughter after her?
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Ron x Hermione I love these two so much, I hope to write more for them in the future.
Snow on the Beach - Rated T - Written for the TTB 2022 Yule Bash fest. Ron spends Christmas in Australia with Hermione and her family.
Not So Bad - Rated G - Ron wakes up one morning in the Hospital Wing after being poisoned in HBP to find Hermione curled up in a chair beside him.
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Remus x Tonks Remadora Ficlets - Rated M - Occasionally a scene featuring Remus and Tonks gets stuck in my head and bugs me until I write it down.
Advice - Rated G - Ted has some words of advice for Remus before he is forced to go on the run.
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Next Gen I swear there is so much more Next Gen planned! I will write it one day.
Mischief Managed - Rated G - (Lily Luna & James Sirius) - Lily is a typical little sister and decides that it's time for the map to find a new owner.
When Pain is Over - Rated G - (Lily Luna & Ginny Weasley) - Lily learns a bit more about what her mum went through during the war.
The Potter-Granger-Weasley Pool Party Extravaganza - Rated T - (Lily Luna, Roxanne Weasley, Hugo Granger Weasley, Lucy Weasley) - When four cousins are left alone for the weekend, they decide to throw the party of the summer. It would have all gone to plan, if boys weren't dumb and if their parents didn't have such bad luck at camping.
She Was Not Wise Yet - Rated G - (Lily Luna/Male OC) - Ten years after leaving school, Lily runs into someone that she never thought she would see again.