#alex quotes

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“Fire And The Thud is the most honest song on the record. Some songs are disguises for one little thing you want to say. Just to tell someone something. Others are more constructed, formulaic and traditional. Show-offy. Whereas Fire And The Thud is not as considered. Visceral. Is that the right word?”

— Alex Turner, Mojo Magazine (September 2009)

[lord-alex12]

thinking about how as a child I would hide in my garage with a box of sand and a plastic Halloween skeleton and pretend I was Salad Fingers dragging Keneth’s decaying corpse through the ditch :)

[winnie-the-monster]

"That I'd stay in Roswell forever, if he only kept kissing me."

Alex said that and truly meant it 😍😍😍

[perfectdevils]

Favourite Michael Guerin Faces [2/?]

That's a problem for me, Guerin. 'Cause every time you look at me, I'm 17 again, and I forget that the last 10 years even happened. And then you look away, and I remember all over again, and it almost kills me every time. I never look away. Not really.

[youtuberswithalex]

Virgil, sitting alone in a cafeteria: what... what the fuck? What could that dude need so much ranch for? Is that pizza? Jesus christ, he's drowning it. It's like a pool of ranch. He's been squirting it for like, 30 seconds now. Who the fuck needs that much--

Virgil:

Virgil: ...is that Roman

[eyelessjackspersonalbodypillow]

HBGJYHSWFE

Im in vc with my friend(eats his shoulder)(jeus one) and screen sharing and im writing hcs and hes like

“ben drowned, im so sorry to hear that”

[shakingalltheway]

Y’all be missing the best blur girlfriend ever

her name is Magnea and she is from Iceland and had an affair with Alex James. She had 3 boyfriends (besides him), she could drink more than him. And she was simply THE BEST AND I STAN HER VERY MUCH.

"Bastard."

"Well, you've got three boyfriends, you're worse than I am." 

“Wanker."

"Do you want to drink?"

"Fucker." 

 I think we probably loved each other.  - BIT OF A BLUR (2007)

[macaroni-0verlord]

~QUOTES FROM TODAY~

@nyamafriend

Me: *writes ‘Alex Stoner’ on the board*

Alex: *walks in* Wait, Wait- wHO WROTE THAT??

Me: *holding in a laugh*

Alex: MITCHEL??

Mitchel: no!

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Me: *playing my viola*

Alex: *playing his cello* *makes eye contact with me*

*me and Alex stare at each other for the rest of the song*

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Alex: How do you turn it off? (Talking about his graphing calculator)

Me: Oh my god- Lemme see *takes his graphing calculator and turns it off*

Alex: wooOOOAAAHHHHHH!!!

Me: pfft- oh my god you’re such an idiot

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Alex: Oh my god you can draw on your calculator!!

Me: How??!

Alex: There’s a button that says ‘draw’

Me: *facepalms* oh my god-

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Me: Alexander Stoner

Alex: ...no

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Alex: *staring into my eyes* *not breaking eye contact* (I think he was zoned out but I’m not sure)

Me: *looking at him* ...Alex?

Alex: *blinks* Hmm? What?

Me: You were just zoned out and you kinda looked like a statue, it was a little scary

Alex: Yeah, I can be intimidating if I want to. People have told me that I have a resting bitch face.

Me: yeah you kinda do

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Alex: *staring at me again*

Me: *glances up at him* What?

Alex: Nothing.

Me: Oooookay

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Alex: *glances at me* *bITES HIS FUCKING LIP hhHHHH*

Me: *blushing* *looks away* *trying not to be turned on and failing miserably*

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Alex: I hate tuesdays. Maybe I can just have a coma for tomorrow and pretend like it never happened

Me: Um, I don’t think you can do that-

Alex: Oh sure I can. I can do anything.

Me:....sugar coma.

Alex: exactly

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Alex: We have no homework, which is gorgeous. Just like me, I’m gorgeous.

Me: *laughing* yes, yes you are.

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(Bonus Mrs. Henderson)

Me: *flips hood up* *turns on goosebumps theme song* *stares at Mrs. Henderson while bobbing up and down* *doesnt break eye contact* *trying to hold a laugh in and failing*

Mrs Henderson: Liz, this is supposed to be a quiet activity-

Me: itS HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃💀🎃💀👻

Mrs Henderson: LIZ DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE YOU UP BECAUSE I SAID “this is a quiet activity” aND YOU RESPONDED WITH “ITS HALLOWEEN!”????!?

Me: *dying laughing*

By the way he was suuuppeerrr hyper and excited about his calculator today, I’m pretty sure it was just to make me laugh but it was funny. He was like an exited puppy