#alfred:

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *menacingly* I’m going to kill Batman. He’s the cause of all my woes. Tim: *under his breath* did you just say the word woes??? Hahahahaha Jason: *cocks gun* stop laughing Tim: HAHAHAHAHHAA Jason: what the fuck. Do you WANT to be shot? Tim: I have a math test tomorrow. So yes. Jason: Jason: never mind. I’m taking you to Bruce and you’re getting put in fucking time out while I figure out how Alfred let everything get this bad. Tim: Jason: *dragging Tim by his feet out of the tower* I leave for like TWO YEARS and everything fucking FALLS APART

[kingslionheart]

matched each other's freak in riddle speaking

[dizzyspice717]

Imagine you’re Bruce Wayne, you’re parents are killed in a regular mugging so you decide to devote your life to catching those criminals so no one goes through what you go through

AND THEN THE JOKER AND A BUNCH OF FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE INCLUDING SOME FRIENDS BECOME SUPER VILLAINS

so instead of spending your time catching small time thugs and corporate scams, you gotta deal with a clown serial killer and the rest of the circus.

Id be so pissed

[mattzerella-sticks]

What Alfred sees when he lets Bruce dress himself for an event:

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

Bruce: Did it hurt-

Jerome: Yes. :)

Bruce: ...I didn't finish... 0_o

Jerome, covered in bruises: Everything hurts.

Bruce:

[askpsychicarthur]

got any... special friends ;))

“Huh- what?! No! I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.”