Sade Olutola
almost home
if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
noise dept.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@dizzyspice717
Look, we all know modern tech has problems constantly. And all the stuff in the bar cave including the batcomputer is the highest of modern tech. Lucius cannot be around or on call all the time. What I’m getting at is- Batman on the phone with customer support and IT.
This is literally how I accidentally left Gale to rot in my first BG3 play through
What’s better than only one bed?
There’s a storm outside AND there’s only one room/bed
Pinkie Pie is Ringo from the Pony Beatles and she’s married to Weird Al
What a Concept
Was there ever a moment where like, the company was all
Company: ‘so where’d you go in the goblin cave?Thorin was pissed you abandoned us’
and bilbos just: ‘oh I fell down a ravine and was doing riddles so this crazy lunatic wouldn’t eat me’
Company: … hm??
I hate when men manspread on like planes or buses or any other mode of public transport where people are crammed in like sardines, I don’t care how big you think your dick is y’all don’t need to be doing all that
In a timkon universe Bruce must hate Kon so fucking much like, that kid went ahead and dated not one but TWO of his baby children? There’s never been so much kryptonite at the manor
“Can I stack donuts on it” this “can I wrap it in a fruit roll up” that lemme lick juicy drop pop off it
How did Velma and Shaggy think the Headless Spectre’s hands were clammy. He was wearing gloves. This is one of the greatest mysteries of the show
My feet bones are squeaking.
One handed gaming ;)
[the other hand is petting a doggy]
People, of the jury (ao3), you need to start tagging when your fic has Shenanigans. Pretty please.
Jason would adopt a kid (or a kid would adopt Jason, let’s be real) and he would never outright tell anyone. It would be up to everyone ELSE to find out. Whether that be by accident or by suspicious snooping
Jason: hey guys, im gong to the store. anyone want anything? tim: uh some granola bars for patrol would be great. what are you going to the store for? jason: *non-chalantly* a night light tim: tim: are you . . . afraid of the dark? jason: no tim:
jason: *yanking a super sugary cereal out of dick's hands* that stunts growth and development dick: dick: i am,,,,, fully rown and developed?????? jason: well then you're setting a bad example for young and impressionable children dick: damian????????? jason: no dick: then who?????
cassandra: would you like to come to my ballet recital? everyone else is busy. jason: umm . . . can i bring a plus one? cassandra: sure. who? jason: my daughter cassandra: awww that's a great idea! later: cassandra: wait. you don't have a daughter. jason: yes i do? cassandra: okay then. *promptly never mentions it to anyone else*
steph: *visiting jason* uh . . . dude jason: *wearing a "my dad jokes are the price of my cooking" apron and cooking while holding a child on his hip* yea? steph: steph: what the FU- jason: LANGUAGE steph: -DGE
bruce: jason has been acting off. i need the two of you to tail him tonight and report back to me. stephanie: no. bruce: what do you mean no? duke: i wouldn't willingly tail jason todd if you told me you would pay for my college bruce: im already going to pay for your college duke: exactly. and i'm gonna to need my life to make use of that fact. so im not going to tail the murderous crime lord turned vigilante. no way. bruce: something's wrong, i'm telling you two. stephanie, who has alrady met her niece and is the first aunt to have been named: ask someone else dude. idk what else t' tell ya
bruce: tim, something's wrong with jason tim, who found out through steph the day previous and has since met his niece as well: he got a girl bruce: *wide-eyed* he has a girlfriend???? tim: that's not-- you know what, sure
Bruce Wayne as a middle-aged girl-dad has gotta be one of my favourite genders
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
Ostracism is funny. giant vote of get the Fuck outta here
Does Deuce just have like really bad dandruff at random times throughout the year?
