#ali tag

[phoebebyers]

john lennon drunkenly signs his name as john mccartney

my best friend (world's no.1 mclennon) once told me about this ....

[tummywilliams]

✒️ 🤍

[wyatthazy]

DADDY LONG DICK JUST LANDED IN OTTAWA

I CAN SEE HIS DICK SWANGIN FROM HERE

[goofballgutz]

Not to be a bother bc im sure this has been asked a million times but wasnt steve albini a pedophile?

He was affiliated with peter sotos & often wrote articles in sotos' magazine & thats where he said that type of stuff. he didn't do anything to harm anybody but it disgusts me what thoughts can come out of some people's heads. it angers me he said those things & im angry he didn't ever address them any time afterwards

[kaaaaaaarf]

✒️ <3

You were the first person I wrote a note for and it took me three pens because they kept dying as I was writing. 🙄 Anyways! Here are all three with your note.

[honestlydarkprincess]

jonsa + red <3

Jon watched from the head table as Sansa twirled in Robb’s arms, her wedding dress floating around her beautifully. Her red hair in intricate braids swishing behind her as Robb twirled her again. God, she was gorgeous. How did he ever get so lucky?

Growing up with the Starks had been interesting. He wasn’t family but he might as well have been, they took him in after his parents died in a car crash when he was little. As he got older he found himself developing feelings for Sansa and had panicked. He was totally convinced that she only saw him as an older brother or as a friend, but she had surprised him the night of his twenty-fifth birthday, her present to him being a kiss. They had been together ever since.

And now they were married.

Jon watched his wife as Ned stole her from Robb for the father-daughter dance, his heart warm. God he was happy. Sansa caught his eye and gave him a wide smile. He winked back at her and then got up, ready to steal his wife for a dance of his own.

send me a ship + word and i'll write you a lil something

[ceruleana]

My friend the strugler.... go get that adhd evaluation pleasee..... you meed to get meds.....

lmaoooooooooooooo but hear me out. what if i just put it off forever #symptoms #slay

[kcvindays]

WAIT DID YOU CHANGE YOUR ICON BC YOU GOT YOUR WISDOM TEETH OUT 😭😭😭

YEAH LMAO 😭😭😭