What's gonna happen in the finale
●Mike has apparently been an AI the entire time and Will has been in love with a emotionless robot for years, that's the plot twist
●Will sacrifices himself and before he's about to he says "Mike, I know I'm just a gay freak and you'll never feel the same. But you need to know that... I LOVE YOU! But I'm gonna sacrifice myself because I will never be loved by you! And I need to save you all! Goodbye... Mike" and Mike stands there with no emotion
● Vecna had the saddest and most traumatic childhood and redeems himself by becoming friends (even though Will sacrificed himself for them to vecna but that okay cuz he's gay!) with the party and buying them cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles and then comes out as gay. Obviously, Vecna gets a love interest right away but no other gay character can bc Vecna is ✨️special✨️
● Dustin actually still loves Max and Lucas never had, so Max and Dustin start dating and get engaged right away! Obviously with Jonathan's ring that he was gonna propose to Nancy with
● Mike and El ride off into the sunset in a shiny red car with Smalltown Boy playing (Mike's very straight music choice) but El jumps out and kills herself bc she only cared about Kali and no one else
● After El leaves Mike, he goes back to Will and talks to Will's grave and the words "El is cooler than you but I like you I guess" in the most monotone voice brings Will back from the dead and they drive off into the sunset with End Of Beginning by Djo playing and then Mike says "I wanna go to a place with a waterfall and talk about El and tell you how I wish you were her" (also in a monotone voice) and Will responds with "That sounds like the best option! I love being sidelined time after time and being replaced by El! Lets go pretend I'm her instead of the other way around! I deserve this because I'm the only gay character and I'm not worthy of true love!" And then El's ghost floats through the sky and says "wE'vE sEEn stRaNGeR tHiNgS!" and the credits roll with a message saying "Gay characters never deserve to be loved back and outcasts aren't actually important! Thats the REAL message of Stranger Things!"
