@whatonearthisgoingon: i look up to you sooooooo much and see you as a very patient and wise older sister who i can always rely on for good advice :)
@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper: I LOVE TALKING TO YOU. you’re so patient when talking to me and always find something cool to talk about. our conversations flow very nicely and i think your sense of humor matches perfectly with mine
@marssssbars: where do i begin 😭😭 you’re drop-dead gorgeous and so funny it’s insane. we are literally besties and would be unstoppable if we met. power duo 💪
@lllaced: you are so cool it’s impossible for me to even think about how we’re MUTUALS. you have the coolest vibes ever, i just know your pinterest is like heaven
@coquette-corpsie: you’re an amazing author and reading your book (or part of it) was honestly SO MUCH fun. you’re so creative and have lors of good ideas, your characters are my favs <333 also i love your style/theme
@impossible2cache: you are the most loyal member of the pickledom and i’ve never been bored talking to you. not even once. i know ur on break rn but i hope when you come back you see that i think you’re the SILLIEST jester of all time.
@mudkip-enthusiast18: dude. you. are. the kindest soul on this planet. i can’t even describe how wide my smile is when you talk to me. you literally are a ray of sunshine and just walk around making my cloudy days a million times better. I have never once left a conversation with you feeling bad. i could yap for days on end about how kind you are
@notthesodaa: i love that we have so many common interests. i specifically just love your outsiders content/takes. you have the coolest stuff to say about it and whenever your posts pop up on my dash i get really excited because i know you will say something soooo correct and peak
@queer-but-not-here: YOU’RE SO COOOOOOL. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 i love that you’re so dedicated to your 10 billion posts. when we were talking you told me you didn’t want to delete any of them, and that is true dedication.
@werewolfadmirer: LILS. LILS. you’re so kind and good with words. I love that you annoy me so much because it never gets old. you have such a good sense of humor and you seem like the loveliest person imaginable. you are my idea of an angel,,,,
@mochamoony: i know we don’t talk much but you’re SO kind. I get so giddy when i see you in my inbox, dms, dash, etc. because i think ur too kind to be my friend. genuinely, you’re soooo so so so so lovely i hope we get to know each other more in the future <333
@the-ghost-in-the-camera: i feel like talking to you is a crime because you’re too awesome to be talking to ME of all people. how you find me worth your time is beyond me!!! i really admire you and your style. i love your hair and your little cat mug and your clothes, etc. i wanna steal your closet
@theduckwithafroghat: you were like one of the first people i followed and i still giggle when i think about how i pulled you as a moot 🤭 you have such good music/media taste. we are literally twins separated at birth i PROMISE YOU we are one in the same 🤞
@the-bolter-tom: i don’t know if you know we’re moots ngl 😭 but i’m glad we are because you are literally my idea of neil perry. i am. Moots with. Neil Perry. that’s it that’s the flex.
@the-person-that-did-that: please never stop bothering me it makes me so happy to see you in my inbox. you match my whimsy so well and you’re very good with conversation. I would LOVE to hear you yap and just have yap sessions with you. you seem like the kind of person i would enjoy doing that with.
@addictedtohotchocolate: bestie………..bestie no come back……….even though i think you died you’re still the most diva to ever diva on this entire app. i MISS YOU 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@yellowcleric: i see you as an older sister figure but specifically the artsy kind. if that makes sense. i see you as a very gentle and booksmart person and i would love to sit in a library while it’s raining and read with you. also you remind me of watercolors. just your personality is so pretty to me that i see you as that :))))
@mikeywaysbass: you seem like you know electric guitar and listen to rock music and that is the absolute coolest of cool. you are a famous rockstar in my head for some reason, but you are genuinely so effortless and cool and awesome i’m so glad i get to proofread your work. i love your writing style soo much
@be-nice-im-dead-inside: i can’t describe you but the thing i love and know most about you is that you’re so funny and loving. those are your two best traits imo. you love so deeply and so much and i laugh every time i see your posts. thanks for jumping in front of that bus for me btw
@stranger-theory: i’m not kidding when i say your intro post is actually the funniest thing i have ever read, including your banner, pfp, and bio. you have THE sense of humor of all time and i really with we were friends irl because i know i would never stop laughing. my stomach would hurt from laughing so bad
@i-still-feel-like-the-classclown: if you eat my toes again it’s war. but on a serious note—you are such a chaos gremlin and i LIVE for it. never shut up, please. i could listen to you talk forever. idk why but you specifically make me wanna listen to a really stupid story and waste my time.
@apolloinaplaguemask: uhhhhh i think monty is my favorite thing about you. obviously if i look past the whole canadian thing, you’re funny as hell and such a creative person. who also matches my freak in a way that is dangerous to the public.
@monochromatic-sky: i talked to you once when i was feeling really low, and i vented to you about something very personal to me, and you were taking it so well and telling me just the sweetest things. you have the patience of a saint. a saint i tell you ❤️❤️❤️
@frooglet: i don’t even know how we met but you’re so so so fun and colorful. you have the brightest personality i’ve ever seen and i admire how you seem so happy ALL THE TIME. i feel like if we talked, it would be so interesting. you’re a goofy little person who i’m gonna look into more because now i’m curious about you and your sillyness
@your--new--stepmother: your poetry is breathtaking. I want to frame it and put it on my wall. I know i’ve complimented it many times before but i’ll never stop saying that you have SOOO much potential and are such a promising poet. i wish nothing but the best for you <33 never give up
(i know that’s not all of you but i promise i’ll make another one when i’m not sleep deprived)
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