But anyways-
Uhhhh Allspark Sam and Unicron's reaction. Me want.
He'll definitely riot cuz Primus stole one of his kids lol.
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But anyways-
Uhhhh Allspark Sam and Unicron's reaction. Me want.
He'll definitely riot cuz Primus stole one of his kids lol.
Any bot that meets Sam just wants to take him home with them au.
For whatever crack induced reasons Sam activates the "omg so cute" section of the brain in transformers. So it makes things much more funny.
When Sam sees bee true form the first time he gets picked up and cuddled. Bee doesn't know why but he just needed a snuggle from this small human. The rest of the autobots have more restraint but you definitely can still feel the 🥺 in their mannerisms.
This even affects Megatron; which is kinda awkward for everyone lmao.
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Megatron: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU FLESHY I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR NEST IS VERY COMFORTABLE AND YOU HAVE THE FINEST FOOD!
Sam: What?!
Megatron: What?
Autobots: I meeeeean......
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Here’s a wip, brainstorming a scene with Sam/allspark and the 13 havent decided if I like the composition
I've read a few fics where Sam gets turned into an autobot and has the cube merged into him which sounds like he should count as a demigod.
One of the translations of Samuel is God has heard in Hebrew. And there's fics where Quintessa , who is apparently a goddess, gets a hold of Sam to physically manipulate. There's fics where Sam gets sent back in time as a bot by , sometimes as a prime with a more ancient design.
I'm kinda just hoping to one day find a fic where Quintessa does something Primus doesn't agree with so he sends Sam with a new frame to fight her and she calls him a demigod.
With his name, it just lines up to have him kinda work for the creator god of the Cybertronians.
Oh god oh fuck he's been turned into a cursed marketable 90's toy
The seizures and info dumping in the movie is cute compared to the bull I put my Sam through.
Kid needs a break.
Unfortunately for him, I will be merging him and the Allspark.
10x worse seizures
Heart burns
Chronic pain every now and then
Getting admitted in a mental institution for a year before getting rescued
Experiments™
Cassandra of Troy (iykyk)
Constantly getting overstimulated
Becoming a god
Dealing with the 13 and Primus's BS
Unicron's BS
A cult
Megatron
Queen Sam
I read a fic where Sam became the allspark/a prime and I had a good idea. What if he became a some sort of queen for a transformer hivemind. You're going to have to hear me out in this one.
So to reform the allspark the primes have to use Sam's body. He starts craving metal, eating a lot, and waiting to be close to transformers. Sam sends out signals, subtle at first for his needs; like "I'm hungry" then the bot will feel compelled to feed Sam. Until basically all the bots try to serve him as a queen.
(The allspark technically was kinda like their queen bee. 🤷)
Anyways Sam turns into this fucked up body horror esc thing half between human and cybertronian. Also he doesn't just look like a messed up cyborg he resembles more if a biblically accurate angel had an insect body but was also a centaur being made up of 60% metal.
So this would be best if it was 60% crack and 40% angst. Cause I imagine Sam would be so fed up with the princess treatment. Plus Sam is already going through enough as it is.
When you get isekai’d to cybertron and some giant red loud speaker thinks your supposed to be an artifact you know you absolutely destroyed and also thinks you’ve got wisdom in you for him
_:(´ཀ`」 ∠): designing Sam is so hard every time! I can never do the hips