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Highkey hate one of my headmates,,,

🖤 literally just.. appears at the mere sight or possible mention of billie eilish 😭😭

like CALM DOWN- YOU HAVE A PARTNER 😭😭

(this is satire :3 i dont hate him and billie eilish is peak)

JellyBean Bois Leo: can you hand me my water?

Editorials Bin: you're so thirsty ;)

Leo: *bites lip* ya for you

Leo: actually just for water

Back when I tried to be dry:

"Sober this month and all of these beautiful flasks with nothing to put in them."

Vex: "Try water."

"Water?"

"Or as you know it, proto ice."

O K A Y

-Xanthe

People are like ‘oh i bet being in a system is so hard, you must argue all the time!’

Meanwhile, the arguments we have:

‘Who the FRICK put Fireflies by Owl City in my GODDAMN playlist-’

chi mi fa un po' di compagnia? però solo se avete argomenti interessanti o se siete simpatic*

Helen: I girlbossed just close enough to the sun for my wings to get warm, but not too close they melted

Theo: Good for you :D

[Hours later and one (1) mild inconvenience later]

Helen: *gasp* Oh no! I girlbossed too close to the sun! My wings!

Vilbee, playfully, thinking Max is older: you're a fruit

Max, at 4 years old: ...no... I don't even have apple juice... *starts crying*

Vilbee: NO DON'T CRY ILL GET YOU APPLE JUICE OH MY GOD DONT CRY

Caius: dude my mouth is so horny for water right now

Max: ????? You're thisty?????

Caius: that's the one

#alter interactions