#outer world shenanigans

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JellyBean Bois Leo: can you hand me my water?

Editorials Bin: you're so thirsty ;)

Leo: *bites lip* ya for you

Leo: actually just for water

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I have a lot of thots in my head, but not a lot of thoughts

-Helen

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Iida, putting money in the safe at work: *the safe makes an angry sound*

Bin: angry computer noises *dialup sound*

Iida, glad he's alone right now: *absolutely looses it laughing*

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"Ya see, the gender goblin came and stole my gender one night, and when I threatened to take eir kneecaps for eir digressions, ey apologized and threw a random gender at me. And that's why I'm trans." /joke/reference

-Helen

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Barley: I have two people with sticks up their asses up front with me.

Ian: I don't??? Have a stick up my ass???

Iida: neither do I and frankly, I'm mildly ofended.

Barley: if I pull the stick from your ass we could play fetch with it.

Ian: *key smashes*

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I'm so happy I'm gonna cry!

The mother of a trans man came in and asked my pronouns and I was all shy like "he-he/him..." and she said her son was trans and that she would tell him to come down here and talk to me bc we should be friends and I almost cried on the spot

-Tweek

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[Our Boyfriend]: who is fronting rn?

Me (Freddy), internally: quickly, say the name of someone who isn't a fictive from recent media

Me: Max

Max: look, just because I changed my name---

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Try this neat trick to go from being a system of 6 to 206 in just 2 years!!! It's called being super fucking traumatized and living through a pandemic while figuring out you're a system and really coming to terms with it! Host hates himself for unlocking this trauma memory!!!

-Luca, talking about how we went from thinking we had 6 alters to 206 from the time we accepted we were a system to now