#alterhuman language

[pawsthatcausechaos]

a guide for humans to understand wtf I'm saying:

Hair = fur

Hands = paws

Mouth and nose area = snoot/muzzle

Feet = back paws

Nails = claws

Arms = front legs

Legs = back legs

"Thank you" = *small head bow*

"I like" / "I love" = *slow blink*

"This is comfy" = purring

"I'm scared" / "I'm angry" = hissing

"Go away" / "don't touch me" = "KHE!"

"huh?" / "What?" = "Mrp?"

Happy / excited = "MEW!"

"I'm going to eat you>:3" = "NEOW!"

Greeting = "mreow"

Farewell = "meow"

Room = territory/den

If you do something similar please post with #alterhuman language

[soupygremlin]

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[d1rtgru8-t4lk5]

૮ ☆ﻌ☆ა < @junethechaotictherian s iidea of alterhuman body language :33

haiir = fur

mouth = maw

handss+feet = pawss

cereal = kiibble

ssnackss = treatss

oversstiimulated = *whiiniing*

happy//content = *butt wagss* *tappiing paws*

sscared = *lowered head*

angry = *ssliight growliing*

exciited = *yiippiing* *barkiing* *howliing*

[debarked]

body language guide for humans & my packmates

I saw a post like this & likes it lol

Lick lip or chewing = “IM SO FUCKING ANXIOUS AND/OR BORED”

foot “wagging” = relaxed. Pleased. This is nice.

BARKBARKBARKBAR = HI IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU

Lip curl + tense = I am five seconds away from going for your throat and/or face

pacing = idk what I’m feeling BUT I AM FUCKIN FEELING IT BABY

closing my eyes / showing belly / laying on you = a HIGHEST FORM OF TRUST. WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

shrieking but like. Whiny = I WANT SOMETHING FROM YOU.

gurgling snarling screaming noise from the pits of hell = count your fucking days bitch

bonking you or taking something and then running away = PLAYING!!! I AM INVIVTING YOU TO CHASE ME

head tilt = playing or I don’t get jackshit you’re saying

mild head tilt when you talk to me = I’m listening/ears are pricked towards you

[talon-dragonbeast]

Alterhuman language

Thanks to @junethechaotictherian for the idea! :D

Face = Snout

Hands = Claws

Feet = Back claws

Arms & legs = Front & back legs

Skin = Scales

Breath = Fire

Room = Den

Bed = Nest

"I'm enjoying this" = Purring

"I tolerate you" = Doing my own thing in the same room as you

"I like you" = Letting you enter my den

"I love you" = Showing you my hoard

"Don't touch me" = Growling

"STOP! GET OFF ME!" = Biting, scratching

[lordofryoshimacoast]

@junethechaotictherian for the idea of this!

Hair: mane, fur, coat

Face: snout

Mouth: fangs, maw, jaws

Nails: claws

Feet/hands: paws, hooves

"Don't trust you:" literally any low grumble I make, stomping feet more text things are: grrrrrrgh.

"Curious": 👀, staring, head tilts

"Frustration": stomping, grrr, eye narrow, flaring nose

"Hello/any response that doesn't require vocals": 👁️, nodding, sniff

"Like you/excitement/happiness": MROW, RUFF, WOOF, RAAGH. I tend to exaggerate these things with caps, irl I bounce a lot or even roll over.

"upset, stressed, sick, hurt": whining, the way I type whines fluctuates too much to be written here

[a-very-confused-dragon]

Alterhuman language

Idea by @junethechaotictherian

hands/feet - talons Fingers/toes - claws mouth/jaws - snout/muzzle teeth - fangs annoyance - *growls* excitement - *ROARS* anger - GRRRRRRR fear/pain - *whimpers...* person - creature

[soupygremlin]

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im making a history book of OUR STORIES!!!! Our lives, the way they actually went, not the way Homestuck told them. Of course, somethings about us had to be changed to make the audience more engaged and/or comfortable. We are aliens after all. But i want to give us the chance to tell our real stories. No changes, no beating around the bush. It will (hopefully) be in both English and Alternian, and will likely be a public (public to view, mine to edit) Google doc! Send your story into my ask box if you want in, reblog to spread the news, and tag your friends if you want!