BRUCE FOR THE HEADCANON ASK MEME
He’s a lot more likely to brush his teeth in the morning than at night. It feels weird to brush his teeth at night, adn then go out on patrol with the possibility of getting a burrito for a midnight snack, you know?
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
Sometimes he drinks orange juice with the specific intention of eating chocolate immediately afterwards and horrifying all onlookers.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
He is fully aware that Arkham Asylum keeps a file on him, his triggers and behavior patterns, in case the day ever comes where he needs to be an inmate himself. He tries not to think about it, because if he does, he will realize that they must be getting their observations from a source, and he doesn’t want to know who he will find if he seeks them out.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.