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altmanly replied to your post: altmanly replied to your post: ...

If you saw it on the Internet it’s kinda gotta be fake.

if you can provide me textual support that shows gay people aren’t real (in MLA formatting) then you win!

altmanly replied to your post: I log onto this blog. I have not one, not two, but...

And none from your husband? Obviously I’m not fulfilling my role here.

When will you woo me like this, babe?

oh fuck

altmanly replied to your post: I try very hard to be supportive, but canon Loki...

I have a guillotine.

That doesn’t kill me.

altmanly replied to your post: Insulting me is the only way to keep me online.

Delete your account.

So much for the tolerant Skrull Empire.

altmanly replied to your post: Nice to see Billy and Teddy are still a couple of...

Hey… I’m shy now.

Oh now you’re shy, huh?

altmanly replied to your post: complaining about random garbage that doesn’t...

I’m Teddy.

congratulations teddy! i now know your name. welcome to the party.

altmanly said: My sword hits me in the head when I say its name and I got it by pulling it out of an asteroid, proving my claim to the Skrull throne.

Get a cooler sword, Teddy. What will the internet dwellers think of you with that kind of backstory?

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