#amrev slander

[baron-von-steuben]

Just saw someone on Quora saying that there weren't any queer figures in the American Revolution, and oh mah GAWD I yapped on for so long that my phone gained 67% more battery in that time.

Me and mah lil ol' yassified Steuben pfp yapped about lams and all the other ga-*GUYS for so, so so long😭

Anyways, tags go brr.

*burr

[amor-bycandlelight]

AMREV SLANDER MEME !!

*Disclaimer: These are just jokes, not to be taken seriously. I made this at 1am instead of sleeping.

TW: clown makeup, skeletons

[baron-von-steuben]

Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.

Major generals: hiii!!!

Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.

Aides: HENLOOOO

Washington: and those…uh…

*Chanting in the distance*

Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.

JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY

Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE

JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE

Navy Himbos: BA BA BA

Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.

[baron-von-steuben]

Random: Is there a woman waiting for you back at home?

Von Steuben: HAH! Bold of you to assume I have a home in the first place.

[baron-von-steuben]

Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs

Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a goddamn Aquarius.

Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?

[baron-von-steuben]

POV: babe won't stop flattering you at work

(crying bc why it look like dat damn you Tumblr always making my images low quality)

[baron-von-steuben]

Every day, I wake up and open Wattpad and ao3, hoping that the people have discovered the baron's harem, and Steuponceau.

Every day, I am disappointed.

[baron-von-steuben]

Why waste your time? JOIN A RANDOM AMREV DISCORD. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. THIS IS OUR JAMES MADISON THREAD. ( I said nothing mom teehee)