#analodemus

[daily-analoceitmus]

Logan does not say kys

Virgil says kys jokingly

Janus says kys not jokingly

Remus says "You will die" and doesn't elaborate

[amlogansanders]

heyy logaaann it’s your turn. feed me grapes and tell me about your boyfriends.

I'm not able to feed you grapes as i am not real and this is an online interaction

However I can talk about my boyfriends

Unlike Remus I am not dating everyone. Only Janus Virgil and Remus.

Remus is exciting at best, a tad overwhelming at worst. His ponderings, while often graphic, are intriguing and are usually scientifically possible to get answers to. Provided you have no moral limitations. Also he has no real expectations for me and its nice to have so little pressure to be "crisp clean logic". While the others have not exactly been overbearing, they do have expectations of me to be the voice of reason. Rightfully so and I enjoy being that roll but I do appreciate not having that responsibility all the time. In his words, "its fun to do dumb shit and not think" He also is very good at physical and verbal affection. I find myself liking it a lot.

Janus is very kind. I find how he matches my intelligence attractive and his confidence alluring. We've had several debates from insignificant things like favorite type of bread to how significant Thomas, and by extension we, are to the whole of the universe. That conversation required desert afterwards to come to a full conclusion. We decided Thomas made a more significant impact than most have and will but perhaps not quite enough to be remembered far into the future. I also find Janus fascinating as a person. He in himself is a puzzle dropping hints of secrets he's holding and letting me try to figure out small things. Its entertaining to both of us. Also he has the Mind Palace's wine supply. So there's that. He can also cook. Very well surprisingly. That is good for me because I can make pasta. Thats about it. Janus' specialty with affection is words but I appreciate and enjoy the physical affection he gives as well. It's interesting to come in contact with someone and not have them be warm. I find i quite like it.

Virgil I was close friends with before becoming romantic with. I think that without the initial friendship our romantic relationship would be quite different. Often we hang out just as friends would. Hes nice to go to when one wants to have a quiet discussion. Usually about what ifs and the future. As long as it is lighthearted enough I enjoy hearing how situations could go wrong and then debunking that with facts and statistics. Then by the end of the conversation Virgil will pull his final card, "nuh uh". Its entertaining and he enjoys listening to me explain ideas and how things work. Partially because knowing more about how things work let's him get a better hold of how it can be bad or go wrong specifically and also because for some reason he likes my voice. We also gift each other items. I usually give him weapons I've thought up (mostly knives) or books I think he'd enjoy and he gives me shiny things I can put on a shelf. Also the puzzles. I love the puzzles. By the way I want another puzzle Virgil. Its almost the end of July that should count for something right? Please get back to me on that. He enjoys quality time most as far as I can tell but he also is very good at physical touch. He gives good hugs and, like Remus said, when I am in his arms it does feel like nothing can go wrong.

I enjoy spending time with all 3 of them and I wouldnt trade what I have with them for anything. I care about them greatly.

@yeskeeppettingmymustache

@notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas

@twofacedsssssnake

[analoceits]

god. i fucking need analoceitmus, platonic OR romantic, fics wheres logans the caveat that makes the dark sides start caring for each other again.

just: something happens. something happens and logan is very suddenly and unquestionably not a lightside anymore. he cant look patton and roman in the eye after it and vice versa.

theyre curled up on the couch after. janus is holding logan in his lap with all six arms and remus is on top of them both like a human blanket. logan is sobbing into janus's chest and janus is letting him cry it out.

and virgils suddenly at the door with an angry face and jan and ree assume the worst. they thought he was better than that but of course hes here to yell. of course he wants to keep his light side dream status quo no matter the cost. of course hes just like them.

but then he stops. and very suddenly his face is calm with relief and he quietly paces towards the three. before they know it, hes on one knee by the couch and hes clutching logans hands to his heart and hes saying "logan, oh bud, i shouldve been there, im so sorry.." with pain in his voice. it isnt a lie.

he looks up at them and they prepare for a glare but his face is strangely soft, and all he mouths is 'thanks'. the "for taking care of him" is left unspoken.

[rylie-3]

Drew analoceitmus art because there is some serious lack of this amazing ship in the sanders sides community

Shout out @leylandisanxious for being like the only other analoceitmus shipper

Love you bro

I very much headcanon that if when Logan joins the dark sides that his animal trait is a crow and the feathers

More headcanons under cut if you'd like

He also has "crow mode" where he fixates on a shiny objects for potentially hours on end

His boyfriends find it hilarious

They will sit there and wave a necklace back and forth in front of his face and watch him stare at it to keep him occupied until he's back to normal

He has a hoard that he keeps things in

Sometimes in crow mode he steals

When crow mode is angry his feathers ruffle and sometimes his wings go out a little bit to seem larger and more threatening

Yes Logan is the shortest side

Fight me

May post more headcanons at some point may not

We'll see how this goes

[leylandisanxious]

💛💚💙💜

When your favorite ship is so unknown it has like- 5 at most fanarts and ONE gacha video shipping them platonically.

Anyway live laugh love intruanaloceit, I’ll always be your #1 supporter

💛💚💙💜

[ask-analodemus]

So... how do we feel about each other? Who hates who? Who likes who?

[ADMIN: Btw guys we DO somewhat have a plot for this account and it's not just the ship! Pls interact, we're silly I promise!!]

We're all very good friends.

* The other 3 stare at Logan, confused. *

Yes. Very good friends who kiss sometimes?

Of course. Platonic affection, in the way you can platonically hug a friend. Platonic kisses.

*A moment of quiet processing passes by them *

…I'm gonna tell him—

Don't you dare. This is funny, I wanna keep him oblivious!

Oblivious to what?

Nothing, darling ^^

[transfemlogan]

Virgil: GOD DAMMIT. WHICH SIDE R U ALL ATTRACTED TO???

Remus, Janus, & Orange: Logan

Virgil: we can't possibly all like Logan, it is not mathematically POSSIBLE.

[northlight14]

Starry nights and heavy guitars

Summary: Logan gets dragged out to a late night drive by his boyfriends.

Tw: cursing, let me know if I need to add anything else

Ships: analodemus (logan X all the dark sides)

Genre: collage au

Alt prompt 1: music/dance/art (prompt by @pridewrite2021)

Logan was hunched over his desk, re-reading the same line from his text book over and over. The information just didn't seem to want to stick. He glanced over at his clock. 12:08 am. Yeah, he'd definitely done enough studying for one night. Just as he went to pack his stuff away, as if on que, the very loud sound of a car horn made him jump out of his seat. He held a hand to his heart as he tried to catch his breath, rolling his eyes when the deafening sound continued, slowly giving him a headache.

He rose from his chair and drew his curtains, ready to scream at whatever moron is making that god awful noise so late at night, only to stop just before he could speak.

"Hey Logan!" Remus called from his shitty truck, immediately stopping the honking. Their other boyfriends, Janus and Virgil stood outside the truck, just by the door sipping on what looked like energy drinks.

"Sorry Logan, we tried to call you first but you wouldn't pick up." Virgil called.

"Yeah I turned my phone off because I was revising. Wait-why didn't you just knock on my door?!" The awkward glances the 3 men exchanged told Logan that they hadn't even considered that an option. Logan loved his boyfriends but God could they be idiots some times.

"Hang on, I'm coming down!" Logan called before pulling on his NASA hoodie and running down the stairs of his apartment, meeting the three outside.

“What are you all doing here?” He asked. “Do you know how late it is?”

“Says the man who was apparently still up studying.” Janus said, eyebrow raised and arms crossed. “What have I told you about taking care of yourself?”

“Yes, yes, I know. I just lost track of time. Anyway, that doesn’t answer my question.” Logan said, folding his arms, mirroring Janus.

“Remus is on an energy high so we ended up getting dragged into it.” Virgil said, taking a sip of his energy drink and slouching against the car.

“Come on Logan!” Remus said, shaking the door of the truck. “I wanna drive out into the middle of nowhere and blast music way to loud and it isn’t as fun without you!”

“As tempting as that sounds.” Logan said, sarcastically. “I have exams I need to prepare for.”

“It wouldn’t kill you to take a break for a while.” Janus said. “Just 5 minutes of fun. That’s all we’re asking for here.”

Logan glanced between his boyfriends, Remus giving him his best puppy dog eyes and Janus and Virgil looking hopeful. He sighed heavily. There was no use arguing this. “Alright, fine.” He said, rolling his eyes.

“Yay!” Remus cheered, clapping his hands like a performing seal. Virgil grabbed Logan and dragged him into the back of the truck, sitting next to him. Janus shoved Remus out of the drivers seat, all of them having agreed a long time ago that Remus shouldn’t be allowed behind a wheel.

As they stared to drive Remus tossed Logan another energy drink. He stared at the drink for a moment before eyeing his boyfriend suspiciously.

“Relax, we payed for them.” Janus chuckled.

“Only because I made you pay for them!” Virgil said, tone teasing.

“I have no idea what you mean.” Janus said, mock offended. “I am a perfectly honourable, law abiding member of society.” He drawled. Virgil couldn’t help but smirk.

“You’re such a spoil sport, Virgie.” Remus said, tone teasing, before beginning to play with the radio.

“Well excuse me if I don’t want us to get arrested!”

“You don’t get arrested if you do it right.” Janus commented. Logan couldn’t help but smile to himself and took a sip of the drink. He could tell already it was going to be a long night, it was probably a good idea to give himself an energy boost.

Remus continued to press random buttons on the radio until the truck was flooded with the sound of heavy guitars and someone screaming into the mic. It wasn’t a song Logan personally recognised, Remus definitely did.

“I love this song!” Remus yelled, turning up the music so loud Logan thought he might go deaf. Remus rolled down his window and stuck his head out, the wind making his brown hair impossibly messier. He cheered and sang the lyrics at the top of his lungs. The other three couldn’t help but laugh at his antics, Virgil and Janus joining in singing parts of it.

A few songs like that played, Logan recognising a few of them from his boyfriends playing them in the past. Eventually, Janus drove them into a field with no streetlights anywhere near them. Logan stared out the window, admiring the sky, each star shining so clearly. Despite the loud music, everything felt strangely calm and peaceful.

The truck came to a stop and Remus immediately hopped out, everyone else following after him. He took a swig of what was originally Janus’ drink, climbing onto the top of the truck and yelling:

“I’m never gonna die!” Before they all burst out laughing.

Virgil then plugged in his phone and started to play the playlist he’d made for all of them a while ago, mixing the different genres they all liked. Metal, pop punk, punk rock, rap, indie, and the odd pop song.

As each song played they all badly yelled the lyrics at the top of their lungs, Remus and Janus dragging Virgil into dancing with them. Logan sat on the grass by the truck and admired his boyfriends. They each looked so alive as they danced and sang, seemingly not a care in the world. Remus’ wavy hair flying freely, unkept and unbound like the man himself. Hair Logan had ran his fingers through countless times to either calm him down or when Remus had lay his head on Logan’s lap as they talked about strange science facts. Janus’ eyes reflected the star’s above them all beautifully. Those same eyes that always looked at him with genuine concern when Logan wasn’t taking care of himself and always gave Janus away when he was trying to hide his emotions or get away with something. Virgils pale skin shone like the moonlight. He clearly hadn’t had time to apply his usual eyeshadow before being dragged out by the others, leaving his small freckles along his nose exposed. A feature that Virgil always said he hated but Logan had always adored. Each of the men were so beautiful in such different ways. Logan couldn’t help but melt as he gazed at them.

This liveliness had always been something he’d admired about his boyfriends. Even Virgil, who had struggled with social anxiety for most of his life, seemed to be so free in moments like these. The guitars playing in the background and no one to watch him other than the people he trusted most and the stars above them.

Virgil was finally able to escape the grip of their boyfriends and he took a seat next to Logan, resting his head agains his shoulder.

“Saw you staring, you simp.” Virgil teased. “What are you thinking about?” He asked, huddling into his hoodie and holding onto Logan’s hands for some warmth.

“Oh, nothing.” He sighed, watching as Remus and Janus began to slow dance to a pop rock song that began to play. “Just listening to the music.”

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