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[panidanya]

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[asacrificialparsnip]

Alex Rider - K-Unit in every episode - Episode Seven

[soul-sand]

[houndsrending]

Owen and Philip have a ton of stupid pet names for each other and all of Owens are ironic of course but Philip just. Philips just completely genuine. He's so Real and it just tears Owen apart so he just had to cave and start calling his dumb pirate boyfriend Teddy bear completely unironically