#and leave}

[weirdsketcher]

FountSalt angst

[wincaraz]

[evermorepeyton]

god i absolutely love the idea of dan and phil being exes because that’s fucking insane like imagine buying a house with your ex like sure go ahead but who the fuck else is going to ever want to have a serious relationship with you bro?

like imagine you meet either of them and you go on a couple of dates and you like them a lot, and then you go to their house and there’s another random tall man living in it. you ask ummm who is this? “oh yeah that’s my ex, but he’s also my best friend, my soulmate, my ranch metaphor, my coworker, we’ve built a community on the internet really, and our names are so attached i can’t really stay away from him so we’ve bought this house and designed it to be half him half me because we have no intention to ever sell it so yeah…. we can still be together but i hope you know im still going to have to live here so that we can play the sims together and have our gay sims get married and have sex dressed as a peach and a hotdog in a public closet.”

you leave their house you go that was weird, you ghost them forever.

[gideonisms]

imagine if Gideon actually was normal. she gets to Canaan house and immediately starts engaging Magnus in conversation about the weather. She simply avoids harrow and spends her time having polite and respectful sex with the multiple other women who want to fuck her. When harrow goes missing she organizes a search party and when harrow asks her to siphon she says "I don't think that sounds like fun" and doesn't. Whole plot comes to a standstill. Pool scene doesn't even happen because harrow gets over her insane possessive crush immediately after seeing Gideon tell jeannemary she should think about applying for colleges

[dailycupofcreativitea]

He got mad 😓

[gaymcmissile]

Ok i give up i have autism spiraled on this whale movie just have my last whale singer stuff atp

[evil3ra]

i’ll disappear because the brothers karamazov (yes, even dimitrij) are better than my child and coco.