Moby Dick is my sleep paralysis demon

MULTIFANDOM BLOG!! - blade/barracuda - the last whale singer is my shit / 17 / i am cringe but i am free / would do anything for Ramone, Finn McMissile, Francesco Bernoulli and Lightning McQueen / insane over Ramone / Defender of dolphins, Cars 2 and Amber Matthews / feed me Flomone content

[gaymcmissile]

(redoing my intro post, even though i've been on here for 2 years already but its fine. Old intro post is still on here its just unpinned)

Hello hello!! I'm gaymcmissile! :3

Blog topics include Cars, horses, Sonic the Hedgehog and sometimes my own art aswell. I like my nostalgia so this is a multifandom blog.

Ramone fan. Very normal about Ramone

Have had the Katchows for 2-3 years now

I post about my ocs too!!

I HEADCANON A LOT

Gearhead irl, i love love love cars

Wildlife enthousiast aswell, i love marine mammals and i will draw them

Currently also into tadc

I like drawing horses, i draw a lot of horses. In many fandoms. I just think horses are cool ok

Fandoms

Pixar Cars (main topic)

Disney Planes (been getting into it more recently)

TADC arc in progress

Batwheels (sorta kinda active, i like the show but fandom kinda questionable)

ROX (Belgian TV show i think is hilarious)

Angry Birds (Movie version) (i'm a Chred shipper)

Sonic the Hedgehog (12 yo me would be so mad at me for not being super duper active in it but i still like drawing Sonic)

What to know about me?

On here i go by Blade or Barracuda, but mostly Blade!

Pronouns are she/her

I have high functioning autism and about some things i can yap for days but some others i really have no idea what to say

Loud and proud Cars 2 defender. Any Cars 2 haters can back the knack off

Open for meeting people and love making friends especially in the cars fandom!

I own 3 youtube accounts, goldfishblade (art n craft acc) Cynical Geographic (wip) and queerbernoulli (sketch / animation channel)

Dolphin defender, i hate dolphin haters more then my chronically clogged nose

I dislike seaworld a very normal, average amount.

Moby dick was a whale singer

I dont sleep enough

Im a crazy cat lady except my cats are humpback whales

I will not associate with you when:

Your blog is blank, as in it has no pfp, no banner and has no content.

Your blog is centered around explicit content involving real humans. I do interact with fandom artists in fandoms i'm in when i think theyre cool

You make me feel uncomfortable in any sort of way

Youre a disrespectful person (attacks people, ghost people, try to stir up drama, u get it)

Youre a problematic person (homophobe, pedo, zoo, racist, proshipper, manosphere supporter, u get it)

Also i do not associate with Cars 2 haters and i block and report spammers

Thats basically everyone i wont talk to

Further everyone is free to interact with me! It doesnt matter to me if youre over 18, as long as youre respectful i am happy to interact

Shaylas i post about most, Lightning McQueen my hero, Finn McMissile my og hear me out, Francesco Bernoulli my italian beloved and Ramone, me in a perfect world

I have a bunch of original tags, my art posts include #Blade attempts to draw and most cars posts include #posts from radiator springs. Ramone is my current obsession so his posts are tagged under #ramonepost

Anyway i think thats everything you really need to know ^^

#emptythetanks

[bassic-ally]

say hi to the finn that I unexpectedly got instead of waiting for years to buy internationally: WOODEN FINN!!! He's so fucking stupid /affectionate 😭

[inflatoplane]

Plane in da water

[finnmckisser]

did this silly stupid trend where u have ur character’s face in foods 😭😭

I LOVE HOW THE COLORS SUIT HIM SO SO WELL!! 🫐🚙

[gaymcmissile]

Best weekend ever bc we were having movie night w 3 friends and we all brought a movie, i brought Cars 2 and my friends both went "OMG YEASSSSS CARS 2" and i got so happy that truly not everyone hates cars 2 and so we. Watched cars 2. And i was so happy

[gaymcmissile]

I had the random urge to paint Migaloo and i promise my camera made it look weird and darker i really love the actual painting

On the side it says 'its gonna be okay' as i like to think of Migaloo as a sign of hope <3 i love the fuck out of that whale, he deserves all the love in the world, he is so gorgeous and lovely to paint

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[musclemanveryregular]

you know who else hangs out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels?

[gaymcmissile]

idk about you but

MY MOM

[samcat71470558]

tag gamee!!

tell me how you'd best describe your clothing style, I'll go first.

a bit of scene, with some emo and vaguely-victorian men's style (think a railway conductor). Also throw some army dump goods in there and that's that :P

tagss

@aliengalguy @elester01 @gaymcmissile @call-me-casual @valkyrieres @flying-machine07

[gaymcmissile]

I would say i dress skater girl -ish, especially right now bc its warm, i like t shirts with cool texts and tying jackets around my waist, im like a lesbian skater girl who is on a horse occasionally with as much bracelets, belts and pins i can find, fingerless gloves type too. I'm only missing earrings. You can't tell i'm into marine biology yet but i'm working on that

(ALSO THANKS FOR TAG :33)

@queencarmine @alaztortarrant28 @sentient-car-hell (dunno much others uhh open tags further

[gaymcmissile]

My 3 biggest wishes for TADC episode 9!!! ^^

1: Jax abstracts

2: Jax abstracts

3: Jax fucking abstracts

[gaymcmissile]

IM THROWING A PARTY

[gaymcmissile]

Bro im so stupid i just got a notification from tumblr like "this person is now following gaymcmissile" and i thought "oh good for gaymcmissile" and then i was like "oh wait"

[gaymcmissile]

Small rant

So i work at this facility where i walk along with horse riding lessons for ppl with a disability, and not only am i paired with the one pony that doesnt stand still at the mounting block, the woman that rides him (an elderly nonverbal woman) has this housemate / caretaker (i think its her husband?) and this guy constantly acts like he knows how to do this work better then me. When the woman needs to get off he insists he holds the pony because if he does ot the pony will magically stand still (ge doesnt, so then this dude will blame me for.. idk being there i guess) and then i need to help the woman get off. While holding the pony is LITERALLY MY ASSIGNED JOB and i AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A WHOLE PERSONS' WEIGHT. He'll tell me like 'oh she weighs nothing just do it" she is an adult woman i cannot pull that weight off of pony almost 2 times my height. So waddaya know that almost goes wrong, this douchebag guy snaps at me like "what are you doing!? You do it wrong!" When hes literally taking my job from me and forces me to do something i literally cannot do.

The past like 4 times i remained patient but holy shit i wanna crash out at him so bad. I do not get how this woman lives with that guy. He does not seem like a fun person to be around at all much less to LIVE WITH.

[gaymcmissile]

Ok so this guy just got weirder holy shit after he dropped the woman off at the riding arena he kept driving around on the terrain of the barn. Wich incase you forgot, is filled with horses and people all day. This guy almost ran into me with his car when i walking in front of his car without hearing it so he 100% saw me yet still missed me by less then a millimeter. Wtf.

After dropping the woman off as i said he keeps driving on the terrain. He was absolutely running the risk of hitging another person like me or even a horse. No car, because all the cars were in the parking lot as they should be. He was driving everywhere but the the parking lot and then eventually parked for two minutes... In the horse trailer lane, wich is for horse trailers. Not for visitors.

After the lesson we get the woman is his car and he just. Leaves. No goodbye or thank you. Just gone. Risks hitting people and animals with his car, almost hit me with it, drives around the terrain like a stalker and then just leaves. What is this

[gaymcmissile]

Ok i give up i have autism spiraled on this whale movie just have my last whale singer stuff atp

[sunny-funny-honey-pants]

New Tag Game!!

What is a song that makes you UNREASONABLY happy? Like- as soon as it comes on, you instantly feel better?

Here's mine!

@sylki221b-is-back @moonkissedfaeriephantom @quietlychaotic13 @thatfrickingspacenerd @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ghostonagravestone @olive-and-aves @officiallybr0ken @masaki-komi @pipis-took @iwanderbecauseimlost @itstheriverstyxbitch @bannerpilled @chimckenegg @darkduanebert @clean-towels @eddiemunsonfangirlariana @joshua-flipping-washington @hey-look-at-the-stars @elfwithantlers @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz @iforgiveyousunny @la-femmerouge + open tags, always!! <3

[ironspider-noctis]

yayyy

mine would be “Drive” by Ed Sheeran. Never fails to lift my mood.

@chaotic-snowflake @livelove-fangirl @moonkissedfaeriephantom @bwsdjc @eatlembasbread @iwanderbecauseimlost @aliensatemysocks

[iwanderbecauseimlost]

thanks for the tags!! @gandagastthepsychotic and @sylki221b-is-back !!

Mine is Seaside Rendezvous by Queen! It's such an adorable song!

@gauntletgirlie @assortedvariety @wowstrawberrycow @the-bogginses-are-gay @daughterofthesunlands @te-de-frutillas @jawnn-watson @lordofotherthings @ivoliven

[wowstrawberrycow]

Thanks for the tag bestie @iwanderbecauseimlost 🌈💖 !

For me I can't pick just one! I would say albums! There are 2 in particular 😍 Both are from games from my childhood.

I can't be sad while playing them either! They're weird, cute, and the music from these games is just so fun!

wanna play?: @xximmortalkissxx , @greenleaf4stuff , @hobbitinnumenor , @assortedvariety , @askereiniongilgalad, @dragon--ashes , @daughterofthesunlands , @dancerinthestorm , @elvenhymntoelbereth , @itwillbeourswansong , @koyaildoesstuff, @ourladydove , @plotdesigner , @starstruck-mortal-mari , @tinkerh377 , @teatimeinmiddleearth , @ultrarebelheart , @varda-star-queen

[dancerinthestorm]

Thank you, @wowstrawberrycow , for tagging me to share

one song making me unreasonably happy:

It’s an almost impossible choice but let’s go for this one:

Simply because it has been making me happy ever since I was six years old and dancing around the dining table with my dad and my sister (and swing in general never fails to put a huge smile on my face) 😁

No pressure tagging @hastyhobbit , @emmathefanficgal , @ailendolin , @sotwk , @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras , @rock-n-roll-fantasy and anyone else wanting to swing along 😁

[sotwk]

What a positive game! Thank you for the tag, @dancerinthestorm! ❤️

Though I have many treasured feel good songs, this is an easy one for me. My closest friends and family know who I have always been the biggest fan of:

If you gleefully sang the next lines of that song in your head, I declare us automatic besties!

"I WANT IT THAT WAY" by the Backstreet Boys

I've had my son singing it butchering the lyrics since he was 2 years old.

Tagging: @stormchaser819 @scyllas-revenge @dilettantefeminist @entishramblings @witchofpumpkinspice @firelightinferno @morriganwarrior @missiemoosie

[morriganwarrior]

Love this!

Part of it is that, there was a place my mom used to take us for long weekends when I was a kid, and this song was often playing at the restaurents, arcades, etc. in the area. Plus, my sister and I used to sing this and dance (very badly) around the living room to this. So, when I hear this, I am like 10yrs old dancing with my sister in the living room, laughing as we tried to imitate Ricky Martin's moves (we still can't).

Play along 😃

@lowkeyed1 @fizzyxcustard @archangeltwins @the-invisible-queer @disdaidal @astaldis @my-jokes-are-my-armour

[lowkeyed1]

ooh fun ask

have many fond memories of listening to this album with college roommates and it's still a favorite -- especially this stupid song :) tagging @littleblackraincloudofcourse @the-grimsqueaker @swordkitty @wickanderhalovar @ankahikoibaat

[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

surprising no one, i have an entire playlist of those, with love shack being the oldest tried and true. from cassette to cd to digital to streaming, this one always makes the cut

but i've had taengmo-pan stuck in my head for almost six months and it still makes me laugh every time

@novemberhush @drolta @t3acupz @slvershdws @flowerynameslover

[flowerynameslover]

Thanks for the tag

Try Everything - Shakira

It’s from one of my favorite movies (Zootopia) and it gives me a sense of hope whenever I listen to it especially when I’m stressed.

Tagging @fieldsofdreamlesssolitude @gaymingbinosaur @necromancer-onyx @beastsovrevelation @reportingforhooty @sunswan @believingfaeries @maya-yaya

[fieldsofdreamlesssolitude]

Woo-hoo thanks for tagging me, @flowerynameslover! (love your choice, btw, Try Everything AND Zootopia rock!)

Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling

I don't know about anyone else, but this song makes me feel so powerful that I'm brought to tears every time -- like "I can defeat capitalism through the vision of my imagination and force of will" kind of power.

Also: Halo by Beyonce; Unstoppable by Sia

Power pop is my jam. Too bad I can't find Jayvik edits to these powerhouses!

Tagging @inhonoredglory @caell

[inhonoredglory]

im ngl the first song that popped into my head for "songs that make me happy" is Crying Game by Cady Groves (cw: suicide) 💛 Something blissfully cathartic about this bop, like laying out all the worst things in your life, screaming at the top of your lungs out the sunroof of your car, to let all that pain go. Probably one of my top songs of all time tbh.

I Think I'm OKAY by mgk, YUNGBLUD, Travis Barker has also been on recent rotation (definitely "as soon as I hear first guitar notes, I get happy") as I air drum my way through the work day (cw: suicide imagery/self harm). And for something actually not about depression, Cold Reactor by Everything Everything has been on repeat making me smile. That sweet, sweet rhythm and absurdist lyrics.

Tagging @ceaseless--watcher @klaineisbrave @jayalaw @flantasticclaude @kingofthewilderwest or anyone who wants to throw some songs in~

[dipstar1489]

Hm, I got to go with these three songs:

I don’t know, they just hit that specific neurodivergent itch that makes it so catchy. Seriously, House of Wolves, Under the Wool, Wake Me Up Before You Go and Cherry Pie are so ingrained in me that I instantly start singing it when it plays word for word regardless of how long ago I last heard it.

Also, special honors to the Muppet’s Me Party, Life’s a Happy Song, and I’m Number One. You songs have a special place in my heart, though funny enough the first radio song I remember is Lorde’s Royals.

@transgender-daemon-faerie, @thelazyclown, @iongaoc, @zofi-persson @threeeyedspacegod

[thelazyclown]

That hard to pick, because I don't have a one true answer, but if I have to pick a specific ones, it all came from Twice.

I've been listening to Twice song while I'm making request, and everytime I heard them, i'm unbelievably happy and singing to the song , so here some of the song :

• Cheer up (First Twice song I heard)

• Fancy

• Hell in heaven

• Dance the night away

• Fake and True

• Perfect World

• Likey

• TT

• Like ohh ahh

Etc, etc. You get the point. Twice rules 🤘💞

@vinylv1 , @ask-the-ancient-observer , @mehsquid @alistuff-zzz , @xxzurokixx , @zchannel , @lonely-abstraction , @oktoberfish , @idiotinternetlosergirl , @wandering-wampit-is-lost , @shadey-rper .

[vinylv1]

I have a LOT (to the point where I have a disorganized playlist of them) but this song from Miniso (yes, MINISO.) fills me with lots of joy ever since I heard it at one of my local Miniso stores

oh and also some Pogo songs like Bite Sized Candies, Living Island and Mellow Brick Road

@bamthebatmobile @blairefrances @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @sentient-car-hell @haileycakesworld @gerydabirb

[sentient-car-hell]

I love On The Floor from Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull SO UNREASONABLY MUCH like its ACTUALLY one of my favourite things that song has been ringing in my head ever since i first heard it at like 9

Uhh @gaymcmissile @gaydinotrux

[gaymcmissile]

Life is a hiiiigway i wanna ride it all night long need i say more

But no my alltime happy song is Let The Bass Go by Snoop Dogg. Never had anything w snoop dogg, dont listen to his music at all. Watched movie about racing snails. Really really liked movie about racing snails. Found this song. Can still sing it from start to finish.

I dont know why but this song always finds its way back into my life. I really dont understand how because i forgot about it until may this year and then it randomly slimed back into my recommended, its still in at least 5 of my playlists, and i tried my absolute hardest to put a link to it here like everyone else does but i'm too stupid for it i think :)

Here thats a thing you know about me now

@samcat71470558 @finnmckisser @queencarmine you guys??

[samcat71470558]

what if my name was Tab and I had a friend and we went to idk a bar and the bart ender comes up to us and hands us our drinks and she says "thanks, put the bill on my tab" and the bart ender holds me at gunpoint while robbing me

[gaymcmissile]

Ok somehow this fit gives me huge cars vibes so wich cars/planes character would dress like this if they were human

[local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti]

People will really be accusing accredited zoological facilities that use positive reinforcement of abusing animals to “force them to perform” and then have a photo of them with a horse wearing a bit and flash noseband…

Sorry but your whole sport pretty much involves forcing an animal to perform. Like… I know we all want to say that horses enjoy being ridden but let’s be honest… a horse probably would rather not have a bit in their mouth and a strap that keeps their mouth shut so they can’t avoid it.

But these people are saying dolphins are being forced to do behaviours that are all trained using positive reinforcement. Something that the horse world is extremely averse to using because we can’t “just be feeding our horses treats all the time! They should just do their work because they love me!”

I don’t think realise the hypocrisy.

[gaymcmissile]

Equestrians are some of the most horrid people you wil ever encounter istg.. they will shove 5 metal rods in their horses mouth but point at anyone else and label it abusive.

Ive ridden at barns where you literally could tighten your girth a teeny bit more then usual and sure enough those girls would go "oh he cant breathe that way" "thats really harmful" walks over to her horse with its mouth so full of metal its foaming

Anything that involves animals can be abusive, but also done right. Training a dolphin to do tricks can absolutely be done right and so can riding a horse. People that dont know anything are the ones that like to talk the most :D

[gaymcmissile]

Migaloo doodles for world ocean day