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[adharastarlight]

Sirius: *eavesdropping on Reg's conversation* oh could you stop going on about your sex life with my bloody best mate, its sickening

Reg: *turns to face him, deadpan* believe me, for every time you have forgotten a silencing charm, you deserve it.

Pandora, Barty and Evan: *:0*

[aacetrainer]

..... Is thinking about writing pokemon fan fic b/c hop is such a cute chatacter and deserves more/better sibling interactions with Leon...

[thewollfgang]

You would think that Lucifer's insta would have some aesthetic or a time. But it just huge mess. One day it's sexy poses, next day a fruit bowl, a new murder case solved, sometimes it's something shaky from Lux and hopefully the white power he is putting in his coffee is sugar. A Total Dumpster Fire -Airpods 🎧

I think Lucifer probably has two accounts, one personal, one not. And he only got the personal one after Chloe ripped him a new one when he posted a picture of Maze and Beatrice without asking for permission. It got a hundred thousand likes before he took it down.

That said, yes, they're both messes. His public one is slightly more curated, it's a lot of selfies and pictures with Lux guests and the sort of persona he plays to draw people in. (thirst traps and sexy poses and 'candids' of him putting on eyeliner)

His private one is atrocious. No theme, filters everywhere, but it's the one Chloe likes best because it's more how Lucifer actually is. Silly and scattered and real. Maze and Linda and Trixie are in photos, and Chloe, too, sometimes, when he can convince her to join in a photo or when he snaps a pic before she can object.

And if a shirtless selfie makes it's way on to his personal insta for Chloe to see, well, must have been a slip of the finger.

[time-travelling-chaos]

Post-parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator manage to escape but don't realise that the mechanisms of the parable are still working, meaning that the world still reset. Maybe the first time it happens when they just left so they just thought it was something they hadn't taken into account, so they change things and they escape again. They find a flat, a place where to live, somewhere to get comfortable, to start healing from the parable, but then after a few months it resets again and they are back in the Parable. So they try and try again. They escape, always. They figured out how to do it by now. And they start building up something, outside of the parable, meeting people, only to be forced back into it, some days, months, years later, when the world resets again inevitably. And so they escape again and again, knowing that their friends, everything they built is gone now that no one will remember them. And when they finally have their own place, they can't stop thinking about it, about the fact that at any moment, it could be completely gone again.

[bvriedhatchets]

i wanna like, interact with people on here. how does one do that

[themonotonysyndrome]

Imp!Vega can get it but canon scares me

Oh' Canon!Vega will hurt you but there's ambiguity there first. Forcing us (Warden) to play with him as long as he wants...

That's sexy!

[littlemissprincesskiss]

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