#might write this

[sleepytimeoclock]

there's a lot about jealous flambae which is totally fair and understandable but I'm stuck on jealous robert

robert who goes as flambae's plus one to some SDN event but he just goes as robert and he sits there and watches flambae get his picture taken and get interviewed and whatever else and thats fine .

until the fans show up . and theyre blatantly flirting . flambae is eating it up because who is he to say no to a little ego boost and robert? robert doesn't know why he suddenly HATES them . hes never felt like this before . he knows his partner has fans . and surely some of them think hes hot (I mean he wears the worlds most revealing V-neck for fucks sake), but one of them puts a hand on his arm and suddenly robert is right there beside flambae, tugging him away into some side area before he goes insane. hes never felt so riled up about this before but suddenly hes very invested in everyone knowing flambae is Taken.

[firefly-ace]

ellie behavior.

[weirdergirlbrina]

osamu miya getting yelled at because you mistook him for atsumu (your biggest op) and you finish your rant by telling him he looks stupid in a hat but he’s so genuinely awestruck he doesn’t even have time to correct you before you’re stomping away in a fury

[moviecritc]

volleyball player!mikasa ackerman who doesn't shower after a match because she knows how much her girlfriend loves to sniff her and lick the underside of her tits when she gets home<3

[coffeeandcrowbars]

Boyfailure loser hasn’t spoken to a woman ever!jason todd who falls in love with reader after seeing her punch a guy during a barfight and then bumble over his words while trying to give her a compliment.

[idiotavatarofthewhore]

james and regulus going to some muggle bar for a date and they’re just talking + holding hands when some guy starts harassing them/yelling stuff directed at them (mainly reg, since he’s got more pins/alt clothes) and they both try to ignore it. he goes too far, calls regulus a slur, and james just fully *decks* the guy.

anyway live laugh love protective james potter <3

[loservillepopulationthirteen]

After the Ordeal with Red Hood actually being Jason and that... entire incident Bruce is finally considering something he should have done a long, long time ago.

Talk to a professional.

This entire incident has made him realize this is way above what Bruce can handle- they need professional help before he fucks up more.

He started considering it when he and Dick started arguing but he didn't and look where he is now.

But the problem hasn't changed, though: they can't go because their problems are so deeply intertwined with their vigilante life. The Wayne's those are the masks so they can't seek a professional opinion as the Waynes.

But he can't let this fester so there is only one solution: go to a family therapist in costume.

Anyways imagine the look on the therapist's face when the fucking BATMAN and breaks into their office at fuck off a clock holding a crime lord like a misbehaving kitten and asks for a session.

and then they KEEP SHOWING UP. WITH MORE AND MORE VIGILANTES.