#and robots

[neofox]

I like jesters

[arogustus]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Dark Fondue has a brilliant idea that immediately goes wrong. Marble Bread is just happy he's being noticed.

[dog-f1ght]

Pride Month Headcanons

- Once during pride month, Dani nearly freaked out Charlie because he thought she was in big trouble, but she was actually just far too nervous to come out.

- Charlie creates a very loving environment within the home. He doesn't fully understand everything, but he also is work partners with an alien robot, so sexuality and gender is the extreme least of his worries.

- Kade is a trans man and straight (I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO BACK THIS UP, REFER TO THE EARLY-WEEN EPISODE, YKWIM)

- Dani is prolly bi, ngl, and cis. She feels like the human version of Nautica.

- Graham gives off aroace to me, straight and cis otherwise, but he definitely is curious about experimenting with gender somehow. Maybe he feels a certain way about Ryan Gosling.

- Cody? Prolly just an ally. I don't think he gives off anything really, specifically when he's older in the end of the series. Granted, he is still a kid, so I wouldn't give him anything anyway unless it was obvious.

- Charlie is just an ally, and he is very happy that they are happy n' his kids found themselves.

- The bots (cough-Heatwave and Chase-cough) have no idea, nor do they care about most of this. They just watch and go "cool". Maybe Blades learns from watching human films, gets confused, but Boulder would explain to him. He would probably get frustrated by those "it isn't natural" people because he out of anyone would know it most definitely is.

- Boulder gets very excited when seeing male calicos, male tortoiseshells, or female orange cats. Same goes for other mammals with gender specific characteristics, like manes on lionesses or intersex cardinals. He finds it fascinating.

- Quickshadow is relatively disconnected from her touchy-feely-feelings, so when she meets another femme (cough-Arcee-cough) and feels an odd way--almost the same way she feels for Heatwave--she gets confused and pulls Dani aside to ask her about it. "The Day A Robot Learned She Has Choices" or something.

- Blades thinks it's cute that humans have so many things they can choose from, most definitely watches queer shows and cried at "I Saw The TV Glow"

- Quickshadow definitely keeps it to herself, but she does find it enjoyable when she gets to go undercover as a mech. She also enjoys being a femme though...and sometimes she enjoys being mysterious......Yeah, she keeps that to herself.

[yandere-wishes]

Okay hear me out!! But I'm thinking of Yandere!Boothill with a housewife!Darling. He dresses you in the cutest dresses just to chase you around. Making you think if you can just get far enough you'll be able to escape this sadistic man. You run as fast as you can, kicking off the impractical shoes he makes you wear. Trying all so desperately to escape. But it's futile, his lasso wraps around your ceasing you motion and pulling you back to his strong crushing arms.

"You'll never escape me, bitchy~"

Fun Fact: Boothill is the name of a haunted cemetery in Tombstone Arizona. Does anyone else get the reference??

[just-a-clockwork-tiger]

Hey quick question about your Welt headcanons, how do you think Anaxa (the demigod of reason) would interact with Welt (the Herrscher of reason)? While there are a lot of differences between the two I’m just curious on how they would interact, it obviously wouldn't be romantic but it’d be interesting.

I think they'd get along well! Welt is used to quirky, demanding scientists, and he's already highly intelligent even discounting the boost being the HoR gives him. Add his curiosity, and I think Anaxa would get a kick out of talking to someone who can keep up with him! Given that they both love knowledge, it would be a productive friendship.

While I don't see them as ever getting romantically involved, I also admit that it would be hot if they fucked, lol

[aka-indulgence]

Hyper specific Issue I’m dealing with recently

[drabbletron]

Guys which of the bots should I project my period cramps onto??