Briefing: I write primarily smut of various continuities for the Transformers fandom. This is an 18+ blog and if I see you are a minor I will block you. No exceptions!
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
COLOR KEY:
Red = SMUT
Green = SFW
Purple = Angst
Pink = FLUFF
Orange = HORROR
Who Am I? (my introduction expanded ver.)
This contains also my character list and things I do and do not write for.
GENERAL DISCOURSE:
MTMTE Voice Claims
Stand up Comedy:
has suggestive material
RODIMUS (MTMTE/IDW)
Always Next Time (Fire Hazard): Rodimus x Reader SMUT/ANGST
Period Cramps Rodimus X Reader SFW
That’s What Backseats Are For: Rodimus x Reader SMUT
Hot Wheels: Rodimus X Reader SMUT
Under The Pale Moonlight: Rodimus X Reader SMUT
TRAILBREAKER (MTMTE/IDW)
ENTIRE Golden Boy (Trailbreaker x Reader) Draft/Outline thing
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Golden Boy: Trailcutter x Reader fic (PART 1)
Wake-up Call: Trailbreaker x Reader SMUT
Bedtime Stories: Trailbreaker x Reader Mini-shot FLUFF
Where Did You Go? Trailbreaker x Reader ANGST
Trailcutter/Trailbreaker NSFW HCs
Like A Bad Habit: Trailbreaker X Reader SMUT
Sunscreen Please! Trailbreaker X Reader SUGGESTIVE
Need You Now: Trailbreaker X Reader HURT/COMFORT
Scenting: Trailbreaker X Reader Mini-Shot
HOUND (G1/MTMTE/IDW)
Walk Me Through It: Hound x Reader Smut
Domesticity and Other Distractions: Hound x Reader fic
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Hound NSFW HCs
Makin' Do: Hound X Reader SMUT
Phone It In: Hound X Reader SMUT
Sharing is Caring: Hound X Reader SMUT
Bump In The Night: Hound X Reader SMUT
HOIST (MTMTE/IDW)
Peace and Quiet: Hoist x Reader Smut
You Are (Not) Normal: Hoist X Reader SMUT
Don't Tease: Hoist X Reader SMUT
BLUESTREAK (G1/MTMTE/IDW)
Tom's the Name (Peeping's the Game): Bluestreak X Reader SMUT
All Alone: Bluestreak x Reader Mini-shot ANGST
SWERVE (MTMTE/IDW)
Two is Better Than One, But Three is Just as Fun: Swerve x reader x Holo!Swerve SMUT
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Would Not, Should Not in A Bar: Swerve x Reader SMUT
Untitled Swerve X Reader FLUFF
Swerve: Heavy Petting
General HCs Swerve X Reader
The Pot and The Kettle smug!Swerve snippet
Can't Stop, Won't Stop: Swerve X Reader SMUT
MEGATRON (MTMTE/IDW)
Behind Closed Doors: Megatron x Reader SMUT
FORTRESS MAXIMUS (MTMTE/IDW)
Small scenario with a human s/o
BEACHCOMBER (G1)
So Sick: Beachcomber X Reader SMUT
WASPINATOR (IDW)
Reverse Bug: Waspinator X Reader SMUT
FIRST AID (MTMTE/IDW)
Not A Moment To Waste: First Aid X Reader SMUT
Time of Need: First Aid X Reader FLUFF
RUMBLE (IDW)
Bucking In The Bathroom: Rumble X Reader SMUT
MULTI X READER:
Bots and Dirty Talk HCs: Various x Reader
Bots and the Zoomies! FLUFF
The French Variety??
Best At Dirty Talk Mini-shot
Drabble Dump: Various X Reader SMUT
The Little Things: Various X Reader
Watch...: Hound X Reader X Bluestreak (Interludes Tie-in) SMUT
UNKNOWN BOT X READER:
Relax A Little: Unknown Bot X Reader
NON-X READER
Cyberformed!Reader PART 1
More items will be added on Mondays as I post throughout the week. If you have any suggestions, or questions/requests, or just want to chat feel free to use the ask box. Anon is always on!
You know how Thundercracker’s been publishing Cybertronian X Human smut and it’s popular among mechs? What if one of the humans began doing the same thing, but it’s more popular among humans cause the mech character doesn’t abduct the human character?? Lol
I like to think there’s a few humans it could work especially funny for- like Ultra Magnus’, Fort Max’s or just any of the less romantically competent mechs lol.
🤣 yeah, I can see that
Romance
Fort Max x Reader
• Stretching out on your stomach with the mini datapad Max had gotten you from Swindle, you glance up to make sure he’s engrossed in the ship controls before you start searching. Because this thing is connected to a support network for other humans in your situation. Displaced and far from home among Cybertronians. You mostly discuss your situations, but someone has been anonymously posting a story in the forum simply titled Star Crossed. Scrolling, your legs swing finding the newest chapter.
• Setting the ship on autopilot after charting a course, Fort Max reaches up to rub at the back of his neck under his helm before looking around for you and finding you on the console in a far corner staring at your tiny datapad. And smiling. Rumbling softly, he stands and walks over and your head comes up as you shut down the datapad suddenly looking guilty. Talking about him with another humans? It’s not that surprising, he supposes.
• Flustered, you smile weakly as he just offers you his hands. He’d almost snuck up on you that time and it was just getting good. The main character and their Cybertronian beau so close to admitting their feelings for each other after he’d begun working to help them keep their failing ranch from being foreclosed on. “Hungry?” He asks and you awkwardly slide into his big, warm hands. It’s not like a romance like that would actually work, though.
• Why is your face flushed? “You’re not sick, are you?” He asks worriedly and you get even redder, shaking your head. ‘Nope,’ you chirp, but you won’t look him in the optic. Must have been discussing him with the other little humans then. Tries to take good care of you, but he knows he’s as alien to you as you are to him. “If I’m doing something wrong, you can tell me.”
• Can you just crawl into a hole for a bit? You’re almost positive they were about to kiss and you’re flustered about it. Because that’s weird, right? Humans and Cybertronians? Except, you kind of get it. Spend every day with Max, talking to him, getting to know him. And he’s so sweet. It’s not that hard to imagine falling for him. Avoiding his optics as he rumbles and carries you over to the meager mess to find you both food, you slide out of his big hands onto the counter and watch him gathering things. It’s not so hard to imagine at all, really.
Went looking at my local shop that has Blokees hoping for Megatronus Prime and ended up with TFO Oppy Classic class instead. And since they have Defenders for $2.99 I always impulsively grab a box on the way out… somehow I lucked out and pulled Coronation Star 🤣
Idk if this is exactly what you were wanting/expecting when I said pinups but here’s some of the pictures (some of them were more risqué but but tumblr guidelines can be weird about stuff) I dunno it’s just kind of how I imagine humans might pose with their Cybertronian so
The rest are more on the silly side of pics that also make me think of transformers x humans
goddd I love these - and this is exactly what I meant. Honestly - I think you can also add risque content, at least to a degree? Idk, go for it. I am a starved animal and will welcome everything with open paws
I think a lot of bots want to be sat on so fucking badly. Just please please - sit on their hoods, their wings - anything.
The pregnant lady truck thing is so funny - because this is every damn Optimus with their pregnancy kink. Doesn't matter if it's with his sparkling or just a regular ass baby. He sees a pregnant human and he immediately nuts
This will torment him even more if you're pregnant from one of his fallen comrades. So he has to sit there like "Why must I feel this way" trying to suppress his horniness because it's the least appropriate thing ever. He's grieving with a boner
Commission for anonnie, portraying the Combaticons having happily found Swindle and smooshing him in a group hug. There’s also a no-mask version, for added smile appreciation.
This was a rally nice idea to work on in these complicated times UwU
Two Ideas for Human EM Fields because I see writers go with "Humans Have Weak EM Fields" and nothing else.
1. Humans have Huge Uncontrolled EM Fields
Imagining the bots coming to Earth and being completely overwhelmed/over stimulated with emotion. These tiny little creatures feel so strongly that it can even sway the emotions of a bot if there is a group .
Imagining a Jazz in a flash mob, overwhelmed by the pure joy, fun, and excitement people feel together and getting the urge to bounce and dance.
Or Maybe Knockout at a drive in theater- the movie might be ass but it's less the content of the film for him, but the feelings that come with it. Swooning at the strong feelings of love, dampered by the feeling of dismay- nothing's made him feel this strongly in a long time.
Lastly, at the Lost Light. Imagine the bots feeling your pissed off aura and being surprised when the tiny little you bounds the corner. Unnerving a few when you smile and joke even when they can feel the heat of your anger.
2. Humans have EM Fields, but they can only be felt with touch.
Imagine catching the interest of Shockwave, who stumbles when he first laid servo on you. For the first time in forever, he could feel a strong emotion. Nothing like the dull, mudded feelings he usually has- but pure joy, fear, anger. Shockwave becoming obsessed with the high of the emotion and following you like a lost dog, holding your hand to feel your daily round of emotions.
Imagining a touchier bot like Rodimus or Swerve who fall for a human as they can feel the love though a small graze against the shoulder.
Rodimus who scoops you up in a hug because he loves feeling the whirlwind of shock, confusion, and giddy joy you go through when you recognize him.
Swerve who seeks your touch after a bad day, leaning his head against yours as he feels your quiet solace that washes over you because you feel safe around him, because you love and trust him so dearly.
Note: all silly personal opinions so don’t take it seriously, this is meant to be fun;)
CW/TW: MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT, I will block you. Gender neutral reader, suitable for afab and amab readers, suggestive at times! Femmes and Mechs yippee!
Characters from: IDW, TFP, Earthspark, Bayverse, TFA, Cyberverse, and more!
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The Classics: Sweetspark/heart, honey, love, spark, my partner/mate/conjunx
- Bay+Knightverse: pretty much every Decepticon honestly
- TFA: Starscream, Megatron
- Cyberverse: Starscream, Megatron
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Note: I realize how many characters I’ve forgotten and thus left out right as I go to post but oh well- lol. Also, how do you guys feel about this format? Also, I’ll be adding TF1 and Beast Wars next time!
if requests are still open, could you maybe try yandere Trailbreaker? any art of him is good art and your art is amazing. (I'm slowly coming around to ratbat lol)
(Ty for liking my art <3 !! Also 😈😈Ooo ratbatt be upon yee.. ooo..) trailbreaker!! I do see him as the pathetic kind of yandere, joking alot, brushing off your compliments of, say, his ability with a chuckle, yet he WILL think deeply about it when alone. But he can be a lil paranoid, if he sees you slightly uncomfortable in his presence?.. he will assure you nothing will hurt you!! (Or rather assure himself that it's not because of him)
"Yes?" but the confidence you lack doesn't transfer, a simple guess to a question you did not truly know the answer to.
in return, Trailbreaker surveys you with a furrowed brow, only to raise his servo in reply, tilting it back and forth as if to say: sort of.
"So no then?" you try, feeling an ounce more of conviction than you had a second prior. "Or, are you tricking me, and it is yes, but you're looking for an explanation?"
to utmost surprise, he laughs, a deep chuckle that has a rosy hue twinging your cheeks. immediately, he stops, taking notice of the color to your face, careful to backtrack because there was no way he was laughing at you, no, not at all. it's your effortless charisma, so quick with it all that it often leaves him stumped.
"I wasn't- no. Yes, the answer is yes, but your confidence was lackin' on that one,"
you're utterly charmed by his disposition, only blushing at the way he tilts his helm back when he laughs, servo splayed across his chest as he was freely genuine all the time. he's attractive across the board, his kindhearted nature and authenticity making you a bit lovestruck, and it only intensifies with every interaction.
"I was right, then!" you jump to your feet, now standing atop his desk with some laughter dancing on your lips, all in good fun. "You better mark that one correct,"
"I better?" he rumbles, smile contagious. "Says who?"
"I knew it was right, I just-"
"Wasn't sure?" he begins across the room, steps languid and exaggerated. "I like this game, s'like trivia. What's my prize?"
suddenly, he's above you, datapad set atop the desk and a servo on either side of you, successful in caging you. "You were the one asking the questions." you laugh softly, amused. "I don't think that counts."
Trailbreaker scoffs, dramatically rolling his optics before yanking the chair out, settling into it all whilst keeping the same fond smile. "Why the hell not? Why would I ever agree to somethin' like that."
he is well aware of why he did, still in disbelief that you even approached him with such a task. of course, without a second of hesitation, he eagerly agreed, for once unable to contain his excitement. for such a simple request, you had tried to implore that if he was busy or didn't want to, he didn't have to, not at all. instead, he doubled down, stating that there was absolutely nowhere he'd rather be, eager to assist you.
"I don't know," your cheeks begin to hurt with how hard you're smiling, albeit nervously playing with your fingers. "Wait, how many did I get right?"
Trailbreaker jolts to attention, tipping his helm as he thinks for a minute. "Twelve. Or thirteen, if we're countin' that last one,"
"It counts," you hurriedly reply, unable to suppress another round of laughter at his grumble of disapproval. "What's my prize, then?"
he thinks it over for all of a second, before leaning down and leaving a benign kiss to the top of your head. "How about one of those?"
your silence briefly worries him, but then you always surprise him with your lovely sense of humor.
"I could find incentive to keep studying if that were the prize,"
the datapad slides even further away from the two of you, easily pushed by one of Trailbreaker's servos.
"You don't ever have to get correct answers to get one of those," two of his digits twitch impatiently somewhere behind you on the desks' top. "Honestly, you’d get one just smilin' at me like that. Actually, more than one, most definitely."
|| Not exactly smut, but a lead in until I can bridge it to the actual smut that I have written. @revelboo requested I post this and I'm glad she gave me another robot husband to fawn over lol Enjoy! ||
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
He’s fast for someone so large and he’s even quicker to start pulling at your clothes, large face pressed against you as he breathes you in while his servos come around and snag on your old NEST uniform.
“W-wait, wait!” he’s going too fast, and you’re caught in a whirlwind of him as he presses you into the grated scaffolding. He’s already got your pants off and now he’s ripping at your lab coat and shirt.
“Stop!” hands against the horns of his helm and the servos around your waist, you push at him.
Why the hell are you stopping him? He’s told you this is what he was going to do the moment he broke out and had you alone. He felt you wanted it too when your scent would shift and your field would sparkle. But Nitro stops, confused and frustrated, and pulls away to regard you.
“Hang on… I can do this. I want to. Just,” you catch your breath and steady yourself, hands still in front of you to push him back again should he keep pressing. “—just slow, okay? Soft and slow at first. Then hard and rough later. Please…”
“Wife, do you know who you’re talking to?”
“My husband.” Your eyes are resolute, but your voice is just above a whisper as you state out the one thing he’d been insisting. Because if you’re his wife, then he must be your husband, and husbands don’t just assault their wives. At least not the good ones, which he knows he is. And he reevaluates you. Thought it’d be hot to just take you disheveled in your work uniform right here in this dilapidated warehouse he’s shacked up in, and that you were as desperate as him. Your biofield is shaky though and you don’t smell aroused. In fact, you look fearful, like he’s some brute who’s going to hurt you, and he finds that he doesn’t like that thought at all.
Carefully he brings you closer by the leg, and you’re thankful he’s not being so rough as before. You think you got through to him by playing into his whole house fantasy and his face is in your space again. This time he waits, and you’re offered the first move when he nudges against your palm. Soft hands move up to caress his horns and then downward to cup his faceplates, marveling and exploring with that prickle in your field subsiding to probing to which he reaches his out to you. There’s a little question of whether you can feel him while his mandibles chitter, and he lets you bring his sideways mouth to yours in a sweet kiss. There are no lips to greet you, but your softness molds to the sharp interlocking parts anyway before pulling back to look at him.
“See? I do want this. Just not so fast.”
And he does notice your field has shifted again and that aroused scent is appearing, slowly. It excites him, and his long, snake-like glossa flickers out to taste the air around you, more sensitive than any other sensory organ he has. You look surprised and he chuckles, and then you surprise him back by reaching out to run your fingers over it, letting it wrap up around your wrist and the back of your hand to nestle into your palm and between your thumb and forefinger. He wasn’t expecting you to hold it like that, leaning in to kiss it deliberately while making eye contact before kissing his mandibles again while your thumb plays with his glossa. His engine revs long and hard and he powers down his optic, enjoying the soft warmth of you. Has he ever had something like that? Someone willing to do the freaky things he likes? He’s always had the long glossa and the sharp denta, but his face is mangled beyond what it once was. He knows he’s different from regular cybertronians, empurata changing his face to something unnatural, but you don’t see it. You don’t mind it provided he’s willing to indulge you first. He’s come to the conclusion that having a wife is awesome and he’s sure as hell keeping you.
