#anemo detectives

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heizou to sayu: please, picking locks is my specialty.

heizou: *throws a fucking brick through the window*

heizou: okay let’s go

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hey everyone just to let you know my little tanuki assistant has fallen ill so please pray to the almighty shogun for her swift recovery🙏🙏

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you guys know what’s crazy is that the shuumatsuban is literally an organisation that takes in orphan children and then trains them to become top secret ninjas. hello house of hearth sus amongus impostor

like sayu is literally an orphaned, traumatized child with abandonment issues. i headcanon she’s around 15 so technically she isn’t quite a child, but really, was she ever given a chance to be a child OR grow up? when children experience things beyond their years, it is ironic how as they grow up they seem to perpetually have the mind of a child and yet they have grown up way too fast and have never been a child at all. and so anyways you know what’s even sadder is that she’s literally depressed and yoimiya is the only person who notices and actually seems to care

anyways yeah i love sayu and i have an entire headcanon universe in which she actually receives care to make up for the lost years she spent raising herself after her master abandoned her because she was “ready” and they didnt want her to get attached to them😲

like thats why i love the dynamic between heizou and sayu (THAT IS IF THEY EVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED IN GAME. IM SO MAD ABOUT THIS THEY HAVE SUCH MASSIVE POTENTIAL, LIKE KANO NANA, THE SHRINE MAIDEN WHO CHASES HER, IS LTIWRALLY HEIZOU’S COUSIN. COME ON HOYO). heizou in my mind is her found family (and ofc yoimiya because yoimiya IS canon) because i think she deserves more than one character who would treat her like a sibling or child or just like she’s family. and also he would take her under his wing to help him solve cases and i just think that’s really neat because it would bring in a wonderful sort of dynamic like he’s teaching her and also taking her away from the shuumatsuban and also protecting her because obviously cases can be dangerous and also he’s her friend and literally acts like an older brother and i just think it’s wonderful and it would be such a wonderful change of scenery from how she is literally a depressed, orphaned teenager with no one to actually care about her except for yoimiya (who she thinks is annoying because she prioritizes sleeping and also misunderstands yoimiya’s intentions; yoimiya wants her to come to festivals to make friends, but sayu thinks she wants her to perform tricks, etc etc)

anywyas i just realized i never yapped indepth about why i always have had this headcanon friendship between heizou and sayu but this is why and i STILL want to write a long fanfiction about it but i dont have the capacity to focus on one thing at a time. anyways. ueah

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sayu: i’m not lazy, i just find it hard to put effort into things i’m not passionate about.

heizou: what are you passionate about?

sayu: sleeping

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so heres something im working on teehee, the full clip is spongebob screaming MR KRABS I WANNA GO TO BED!!!!!!!! (the audio is really quiet sorry, youll have to turn your volume up😭😭)

i struggle to write consistently so i thought why not use animation as a storytelling medium for my headcanon universe where sayu and heizou are best buds instead of trying to break my back writing😄😄😄

the idea here is that he’s wanting to take a case and drag her along but sayu is eepy :]

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heizou: sayu is my emotional support. she is very small and tired. would you like to hold her

scaramouche: i mean,, i guess-

scaramouche:

scaramouche: wow

scaramouche: it’s like holding a little koala

heizou: i know right

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𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒 part 18.

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heizou: how did you even get in here??

sayu: your window! or as i like to call it, “sayu’s door”!

heizou: im closing the window.