"Lines that tell me to stop being nice and go fucking apeshit" starters!
WARNING!!! SOME OF THESE LINES ARE DARK AND FEATURE THINGS SUCH AS EXTREME VIOLENCE AND GORE. WHEN I SAY ‘GO FUCKING APESHIT’, I MEAN IT!!! HOWEVER, feel free to change pronouns and names!
“You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he cared about killed?”
“I can’t decide whether you should live or die.”
“Yeah. And I’m gonna kill him.”
“Movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!”
“You want these? Come and get em’.”
“I made a wreck out of my hand. I put it through the wall.”
“Thought I told ya not to fuck with me.”
“Locked up safe at home… are you sure you are alone?”
“If blood and bones are what you want, I suggest that you look behind you.”
“Everybody in the world knows I’m a little twisted.”
“Do you wanna die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn’t.”
“And when everyone’s super-! ...No one will be.”
“Elastigirl doesn’t save the day, she only postpones her defeat.”
“Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with
“Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens and see what happens.”
“Oh, I’ll give them heroics. I’ll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone’s ever seen!”
“I’ll never lose, I’ll never die.”
“It's hard to be charming and smart and disarming, it's hard to pretend you're the best.”
“I'll never give up. I'll never give in til I'm bloody and bruised, til I've broken my bones, til I won't be abused, til I'm laughing alone.”
“I wish you all the best, I’ll be in the corner with my bulletproof vest.”
“They want grim and gritty, huh? Happy to play the part.”
“I still don’t know what’s wrong with me.”
“It’s just a temporary fix to make the pain stop.”
“I feel that something really bad is gonna happen.”
“I don’t really care, you can call me a pessimist.”
“A certified monster, I’m an absolute trip.”
“Write your will, it’s time to die.”
“You just brought a fucking monster out, I’m mashing!”
“And no I will not calm down- why the hell you askin’?”
“I’m bout’ to make a scene, I think that’s clear.”
“NO. FIRE ALL THE DRONES NOW!!!”
“This certainly isn’t ideal, but… I have contingencies.”
“Honestly, it’s embarrassing how pathetic you were. Let me put you out of your misery!”
“Alright, start the show!”
“Fury always had to die, but not you!”
“And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? RIGHT?”
“I’ve got blood on my name.”
“Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down.”
"We're gonna see what a couple of cute hand grenades do to your cute faces."
"No, he should be shot on sight!... Or skinned. Yeah. Skin him alive! Even better, burn him to fiery ash!......... And then arrest him"
"Well, I'm off to create more unnecessary pain and suffering."
"I'm finishing this if it kills me! And everyone in this room!"
“Oh, yes, there will be blood.”
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust."
“Psychotic is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.”
“Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff.”
"I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of."
“The right to be a god, that right is now mine.”
“I should have killed you years ago, Chris.”
“The moral is: you’re a total bitch.”
“So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all ‘WAAAAH!’”
“We really haven’t talked much since I left you for dead.”
“The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind.”
“One thing I have accepted is: I am not pure of heart.”
“What’s that saying? Don’t pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose? I’m going to show you just how much you have left to lose.”
“Hhhhohohohoholycrap! Did you see her head? It was like -- PSHEWWWW!”
“Better act now, before you’re dead.”
"You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in."
“I can tell you exactly how you’re going to be leaving. In a goddamn body bag!”
“They wanna treat me like a demon? Then I’ll act like a demon.”
“Had me worried there for a minute, Victor! Thought I might have to kill you!”
“Progress? I can’t analyse rubble.”
“I guess you knew this moment was comin’, huh?”
“Either we finish this thing together… you we can just end it, right here.”
“You interrupted me! Don’t do it again.”
“Nathan Drake is a legend. You know, I shot the man who told me that.”
“You have nothing. You are nothing. And I warned you to stay out of my way.”
“You care about that parade of losers so much, I’m going to make sure they join you.”
“Underneath all the bravado, you’re just a sad little boy with delusions of grandeur!”
“I earned this, all of it.”
“I did no more than you let me do.”
“You did have guts. I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life!”
“I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that shit is gross!”
