Literally everything that happens in Fate/Extra - Last Encore
Hakuno: grrrrrrrr..............
Viewers: Well ..... this looks nothing like the Fate/Extra game .......
Shinji: Hey there, “friend!” I'm an asshole!
Misao Amari: And I’m his girlfriend who’s here to help ever-so-slightly diffuse what an asshole Shinji is!
Twice Pieceman: *Sinister, shadowy cameo that might qualify as super-vague foreshadowing*
Kirei Kotomine: *Sinister, shadowy cameo that goes totally nowhere because this is my entire role in this series* OKAY I’M OUT
Nero: philosophy philosophy philosophy umu i'm CUUUUTE (with flirting)
Hakuno: confused philosophy philosophy? philosophy philosphy??
Rin: Surprise philosophy! That's right, Tohsaka is in this series!
Nero: Gratuitous bath scene with bouncy, only mildly obscured nudity!
Hakuno: ... too angry to care
Shinji: SURPRISE! IM ACTUALLY NOT AN ASSHOLE THIS TIME! AND I BROUGHT SOME CAMEOS FROM GRAND ORDER!
Shinji: Ahhh... so, unfortunately, me being sympathetic for a change is the biggest twist in the whole series, so don’t expect too much from here on out.
Rin: Pragmatic philosophy!
Shinji: Utopian philosophy!
Nero: FIGHTING! TIME TO-oh woops it’s over hope you didn’t blink
Shinji: Congratulations, assholes; you just saved the last dangling bits of humanity from experiencing world peace. Bully for you.
Robin Hood: Hi kids! Friendly reminder that I'm kind of a douchebag in “Fate” lore!
Sir Dan: gravelly philosophy philosophy
Hakuno: ANGRY PHILOSOPHY? DEAD FACE!! BURN MY DREEEAAAAD
Rani: Hi I came for a glorified cameo where I speak like seven lines total for the whole series, everybody cool with that?
Rin: ...does that mean this is the ‘Rin’ route?
Nero: And another fight scene that lasted less than a couple minutes. ... what a disappointment.
Hakuno: Must be how Shinji’s girlfriend feels...
Nero: damn right with that philosophy
Nursery Rhyme: Did you know this was animated by Shaft? Bc if you didn't here's two eps of MIND-NUMBING WITCH LABYRINTHS STRAIGHT OUTTA MEDUKA MEGUCA,
Rin: wandering through trippy-ass backgrounds with calm philosophy
Nero: wandering through trippy-ass backgrounds with energetic, curious philosophy? (and flirting) umu!
Hakuno: wandering through trippy-ass backgrounds with angry/confused philosophy?!
Misao Amari: Hey can I get a fuckin uuuuuhhhh intensely sympathetic backstory and then disappear after barely existing in this thing
Nursery Rhyme: philosophy with PUELLA MAGI
Julius: BOY!!! YOU PATHETIC WORM!
Hakuno: ...jeez dude i thought i was angry but you-
Julius: LET ME LECTURE YOU ABOUT NIETZCHIAN PHILOSOPHY!!
Hakuno: defiant... STILL WAY ANGRY... PHILOSOPHY!!!
Female Hakuno: Btw the female Hakuno from the Fate/Extra game is the canon Hakuno now. Even though you're a dude. Because you're just a reincarnation of me mixed with dead peeps' grudges so now you have a dick and also anger issues. Not sure if they’re related. But aside from those two things you’re the same person as me. You’re me with a penis and rage.
Hakuno: ....confusion about my gender identity... ? and confusion about philosophy.... ?
Rins #1-12 and Ranis #1-6: *ATTACK*
Nero: Umu, I am increasingly confused! ( with flirting )
Viewers: SO THE FUCK ARE WE
Rin: philosophy
Rani: more philosophy
Nero: umu philosophy ( with flirting )
Rin: Hakuno, we told you that you had to choose one of us to save and one to let die and you tried to save us both, wtf
Hakuno: I thought this was an anime? Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? Break the rules and win at everything with the power of friendship and shit?
Rin: NOPE. your reward is that you watch one of us die hahahaha! it’s my route now, bitch.
Hakuno: philosophy - but now calm and determined
Gawain: *struts in looking smooth as fuck* Let me tell you some pretty gay philosophy about my stud of a master
Rin: Did I mention that the bad guy behind everything is Twice Pieceman?
Hakuno: Who the fuck is Twice Pieceman?
Rin: He had like two lines in the first episode I think? He was kept in shadow? He looked like generic lab-coat man #17 if that helps.
Hakuno: ....it doesn’t
Rin: You'd know more if you played the PSP game
Leo: even gayer philosophy
Rin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Leo: attacking while YELLING PHILOSOPHY
Hakuno: fighting while SCREAMING PHILOSOPHY
Nero: It’s a fight scene that ACTUALLY GOES ON FOR A WHILE! Holy crap! UMU! .... (with flirting)
Special Double-Length Episode 13
Twice Pieceman: It’s the last episode so I think I’d better tell you my backstory
Twice: And let me slowly... calmly... teach you... PHILOSOPHY
Female Hakuno: Listen Peace-Man, I know you want to destroy humanity because people are a waste and all that, and honestly, I don’t even hate you for that. In fact, I get it and I sympathize.
Hakuno: ....where are you going with this.....
Female Hakuno: Just because I don’t agree with Twice’s philosophy, that doesn’t mean I need to be angry about it.
Nero: ... I mean... performer, I don’t want to tell you ow you should feel, but... it kinda does mean that?
Rin: Yeah he wants to destroy the entire species that everyone here is a member of so I think you should feel more angry. Remember all that anger you were carrying when this show started?
Female Hakuno: Yeah but that was my dumb boy self. Girls are chill.
Nero: But now that you’re a boy, is it time for fighting?! (with flirting)
Nero: Now that this is the series finale, is it time for fighting?! (with flirting)
Hakuno, Leo and Rin: Not really
Leo: Yeah, so I decided I’m lowkey sympathetic now and gonna help you guys.
Hakuno: ... Shinji did it better
Leo: have you considered my philosophy?
Twice: what about MY philosophy?
Hakuno: philosophy i guess
Hakuno: time to reset things in a super-vague way that we’ll never adequately explain or show the viewer
Nero: reset what exactly?
Hakuno: The computer inside the moon
Hakuno: and also humanity somehow
Rin: do you actually understand him?
Nero: MELT MY CLOTHES OFF! (with HEAVY HEAVY flirting)
Hakuno: *takes off and flies* TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Rin: I’ve been dead for 1,000 years but now I’m apparently alive again! In the real world! And the real world is now the computer world! I mean... the digital world has become a physical reality? Wait we should try to expla—