#annoying bots

[askaspaceboy-official]

Fucking sick of bots

@tallyhallfacts I think your comeback was better tbh

[supervillainarchaeologist]

I get that getting hate-bot/bot comments in general is very frustrating, annoying and often upsetting but the latest ones where they claim they've contacted your employer?

Absolutely sending me into orbit.

I'm not gonna reveal what I do because I don't want to risk doxxing myself, but let's just say that me writing sometimes lore inspired/plotty Middle Earth-adjacent porn in my spare time is the least of my employer's worries right now.

My manager is a huge nerd herself. I don't know if she reads or writes fan fiction but I've had conversations with her about Doctor Who that suggest she's at least very keen on fan theories and headcanons.

My HR department? Is so busy most days I can't even get hold of them for something actually important that affects either my employee record or my job.

Good luck getting them to give a shit about reading tens of thousands of words of smutfic (where everyone involved lives far beyond a human lifespan and can't be harmed or killed by conventional means) I guess.

[marylittle]

No, fuck you

[lordvanslayks]

all of these "do you do commissions" bots on our beloved artists' comments ARE DRIVING ME INSANE GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!

p.s how do they work exactly

[siletrea]

why do I keep getting anonymous bots asking for money in my inbox? Don’t these guys know I’m in the dirt club? Because I’m poor as dirt!?

not diatomaceous dirt tho…that shits expensive! Like my bills…

[scribblybee]

if anybody here has seen Regular Show, I must explain to you the hatred i have towards bots. I feel like that scene of The Duck Collector in S2 Ep23 when he says "STEP OFFFFFF!! RAHHHH" In a really deep voice and karate chops someone in half when i see a bot commenting under my post. if anybody cares.

[warmfuzz-ies]

The Bot Saga

[mysteriouslycertaincrown]

Sick and tired of annoying, thorny bots messaging you.

Then you are at the right place.

Go to your profile.

Then click on settings.

And go to account settings.

And click on messaging.

Then click on message to [your username]

Finally, click on only tumblr you follow can message you.

And that's the end. I hope this tutorial helped prevent annoying and thorny bots from messaging you.

Fin.