#anon ass

[hislittleraincloud]

I have stated it numerous times before: I don't fucking like the lack of eyebrows on ANYONE. Her, Gaga, Goth, 2023 Taylor Russell.

ANYONE.

It makes pretty people look fugly and fugly people look even fuglier.

Bleaching your eyebrows when you're a Latina is even worse. Our women have beautiful, expressive eyebrows. At least when the cholas take them off they draw them back in. Might prefer if she did go full chola and drew some eyebrows onto her fat fivehead.

That said, your illiterate fuckass obviously can't read that people are in a general consensus about how stupid it makes her look. I got stans telling me that they're waiting for them to come back.

God damn this is a phase, isn't it.

Now go fuck yourself.

[garrusknight]

Which character do you think would have the cutest butt?

I'm going to have to say Cal! lol

[ivyprism]

If it’s not too spicy…

What can a SO do to make the willow ladies blush?

This will not include my YOUNG Willows! (Summer, Fox, Robin, because they're minors.)

Ivy: Flirt with her. She will be a blushing mess if you flirt EXTREMELY smoothly with her. She will flirt back though.

Briar: Touching her face and telling her "I see YOU" and she will be putty in your hands. With Daniela and Bela, she forgets she's her own person and this will make her blush A LOT.

Prism: Literally wear a skirt or heels. She is a sucker for people who wear them! She loves people in touch with femininity. (ESPECIALLY men.)

Isabella: She WILL blush if you touch her hips and lean on her shoulder. She becomes a blushing mess there.

Piper: She's the HARDEST to fluster normally. However, the secret is to enter the kitchen when she's making breakfast and coffee. Hug her waist, lean on her shoulder, and call her a pet name. She becomes a blushing disaster when you do that.

Ilona: Give her praises. She's gonna become putty in your hands if you praise her. She isn't used to being praised, so being praised helps.

Emiko: Hug her and that's it. She's blushing and she's hugging back.

Winter: Bite her neck. She's putty in your hands as soon as that happens. She will blush and she will scold you, but you know she didn't mind.

April: Give her flowers that say "I love you" and she'll be so flustered! She will return the favor.

[exomemes]

IM MAKING INHUMAN NOISES BC IM LAUGHING MY ASS READING YOURBLOGJGJFKFJDHD I LOVE IT SOO MUCHHHHHJCJJCNC❤❤❤❤❤

FIRSTLY LIL ANON, I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW ONE’S ANUS CAN READ AND MAKE NOISES SUCH AS “AHSHKDONE” BUT HEY I AIN’T COMPLAINING

[ivyprism]

Does Ratsoh's mafia boys know why Prism is blind in one eye?

No promises on @ratsoh-writes's other mafia boys, but Ace definitely DOES know why she's blind in one eye.

-H

[ivyprism]

Why do I keep watchin shows that make me cry??? *Wipes away my tears*

Cardinal: This was tragic!!

[hislittleraincloud]

My ass is itching so bad bro

There are antibiotics for that.

[hislittleraincloud]

I’m just pointing out that’s a dumbass criteria for mommy issues. If that’s the case then fucking everyone has mommy issues

What did I say about wasting my fucking time?

I'll say it slowly, again:

Jenna Ortega's film (and TV) roles since and including You consist of angsty teenagers who have a spectrum of strife or problems with their mothers, from the low end with Katie fucking Torres to the high end with Phoebe and Ridley.

There is not one fucking role on that list where she has a relationship with her mother figure that isn't marred by something shitty on either end. The problems don't HAVE to be as fucking serious as a dead mother, it can be a scenario where external trauma or behavior damages the relationship.

There are two things that have to be true within the films for her character to be on the list

☑️ Angsty Teen

☑️ Problems with Mom/"Mommy Issues"

Now get your stank vag off my inbox if you're just gonna bitch about my criteria. Deleting whatever further shit I see about this since you're obviously stalking. I am BUSY and I am fucking ANNOYED at more than just your argumentative fucking fingers (can't you just use them to pull your pud, it's much more fun). Stop ruining shit for other Anons.