Okay, you’ve probably got A MILLION of Jaskier/Geralt x fem!reader requests……and mines no different. Can I request an HC or scenario-either one works- where all three are traveling together as the re-count how they all met on a very unusual quest that some how ended hilariously? (Fem!reader is a Witcher too).
Omg, hi, sweetie! It’s good to hear from you again, just the other day I was wondering where you were, I missed you! Hope you’ve been doing well, and thank you for requesting :D
Geralt and Jaskier:
You were just walking, being bored out of your mind
Geralt was in complete silence, and Jaskier was singing
Used to this, you had gotten lost in your own thoughts
Until you were randomly reminded of one of your adventures
You smiled at the thought of it, and even laughed a little
“Oi” Jaskier called you, noticing this. “What’s so funny, Y/N?”
You felt Geralt staring at you too, so you shared your thoughts
“Remember that time in Temeria? You know the one”
Jaskier immediately blushed a little, and Geralt smiled just a bit
“We had agreed not to talk about it again”
“Why, Jaskier? Are you embarrassed about it?”
You had come across a bunch of very unfriendly people
They disliked you for many reasons, firstly that you were foreigners
On top of all, Geralt was a witcher, even if he was trying to help
You had gone there on business, to go after a creature
They had paid Geralt on advance, so you were weary about it already
And there was no creature, just a bunch of people looking for trouble
They didn’t like women either (you being a witcher yourself)
Nor bards, they basically disliked everyone
When they attacked you, Jaskier panicked a little bit
In his defence, you were clearly outnumbered, and they were mages
So even if you were witchers, you had it tough against them
Basically, Jaskier made a fool out of himself that time
And those people felt bad for you and let go you
Everyone agreed on peace and you left like nothing had happened
But it was Jaskier’s attitude that was hilarious for you
Sure, you and Geralt acted all brave and tough
Even if you knew you might die there and said some ridiculous things
But Jaskier overcompensated, telling everyone of his title
“I am Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount of Lettenhove!”
Clearly, they were not impressed by it, but you were amused
So you often joked about it, and Jaskier got annoyed at your teasing
“You can laugh, Y/N” He retaliates. “But remember how you protected me?”
You did, in fact, stand before him trying to shield him from harm
As you continue walking, the path isn’t as boring as before
You keep teasing each other about how you all acted that day
Thinking back on it, it was pretty ridiculous after all
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