I might do a review of all the Antholojam games (that aren't tabletop games), but for now, here's the story I created through Canned Rice. (I didn't end up having to pay for my meal, because 4/5 of the others liked my story).
An orderly and calm story
This happened a few years ago -
The lawyer Deena, a friendly character, arrived on the scene.
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, an alien, arrived on the scene.
Deena's client, a robot, arrived on the scene.
By the way, this takes place in A court room, a place on Quaoar.
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "Deena's client is obviously guilty. I have firm evidence of this."" (That was a mean thing for The district attorney, Madame Pompadour to say.)
The lawyer Deena filed a motion to disbar Madame Pompadour for conduct unbecoming of a lawyer.
The lawyer Deena felt like it was the right thing to do, though it grieved her to act in such a way against her ex lover about that.
Judge Hargrove, a robot, arrived at A court room.
Judge Hargrove said, "Madame Pompadour, please act in a way befitting a courtroom of this stature. Deena, your motion is rejected." (It was just a thing Judge Hargrove said.)
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "I will now present firm evidence of Deena's client's guilt. I call Deena's client to the stand." (That was a mean thing for The district attorney, Madame Pompadour to say.)
The lawyer Deena said, "Objection, your honor! This is a violation of my client's right not to self-incriminatie."" (That was a nice thing for The lawyer Deena to say.)
Judge Hargrove said, "Sustained. Madame Pompadour, call a different witness."" (It was just a thing Judge Hargrove said.)
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "Screw this case. Deena, I've loved you for years. I will give up this case now if you will marry me." (It was just a thing The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said.)
The lawyer Deena said, "Judge Hargrove, I must object fervently to this turn of events. Attempting to use personal connections to sway the outcome of a case is blatantly unethical. I call for a mistrial." (That was fine to say.)
Judge Hargrove said, "Agreed. I declare this case to be a mistrial. I will reconvene and choose another prosecutor in two weeks." (It was just a thing Judge Hargrove said.)
Judge Hargrove left A court room. (The scene moved on.)
Elsewhere, at A park outside the court room, a place on Quaoar...
The lawyer Deena, a robot, arrived at A park outside the court room.
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, just The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, arrived at A park outside the court room.
The lawyer Deena said, "Madame Pompadour, that was quite ridiculous for you to throw the trial like that. Why would you do such a thing?" (That was a nice thing for The lawyer Deena to say.)
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "You must now how dearly I love you, Deena. Come away with me, and we can have all sorts of adventures." (That was a nice thing for The district attorney, Madame Pompadour to say.)
The lawyer Deena said, "I can't just abandon my client, Madame Pompadour. Couldn't we go on adventures after the trial is over? After all, there's so much we can explore in the meantime."
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "This is amenable to me. Let us adjourn to your house."" (That could have offended.)
Elsewhere, at Deena's house...
The lawyer Deena arrived at Deena's house.
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, just The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, arrived at Deena's house.
The lawyer Deena made love to Madame Pompadour. (That... may have been illegal.)
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour, who helps people sometimes, decided then and there to spend the rest of her life with Deena.
The lawyer Deena went along with Madame Pompadours suggestion and they were married the next day. (The lawyer Deena felt happy about that.)
Elsewhere, at A wedding chapel, a place on an undiscovered planet...
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour arrived at A wedding chapel.
The lawyer Deena, a friendly character, arrived at A wedding chapel.
A septon, an alien, arrived at A wedding chapel.
A septon said, "Do you, Deena, take Madame Pompadour to be your lawfully wedded wife?""
The lawyer Deena said, "I do."" (That was a nice thing for The lawyer Deena to say.)
A septon said, "Do you, Madame Pompadour, take Deena to be your lawfully wedded wife?"" (Conflict is just around the corner!)
The district attorney, Madame Pompadour said, "I do."
Deena's client arrived at A wedding chapel.
Deena's client, who helps people sometimes, barged into the wedding chapel.
Deena's client said, "I fervently object to this union! Deena, you must cease at once! Madame Pompadour is controlling you!" (That was a nice thing for Deena's client to say.)
The lawyer Deena escaped from the mind control virus Madame Pompadour had implanted in her.
The lawyer Deena felt freed and betrayed about that.
The lawyer Deena said, "Madame Pompadour, how could you do such a thing? I will bring you to justice if it's the last thing I do."
The moral of the story is that justice matters more than fleeting love. It is also that manipulation never ends well for either party.
