Oh no, I've fell down a new rabbit hole.
So... I've found cookie run kingdom. ANd because I am a horrible genshin main, I've come to a conclusion; Shadow Milk Cookie would be even more interesting if he were the cookie creation of Anya Andersdotter, the one who wrote Little Durin into existence. Because:
1. Teal Witch Mom who tells stories
2. Purple-red Brother who was temporarily also a "beast" in a world created by the Witch Mother (and co.)
3. This means he can meet Lohen, who he'd get along with like someone's (Varka) house on fire.
4. It'd add more flavor to why he's still on Earthbread despite everything and having somewhere else to go. (The answer to why is because Earthbread was his home before it was anyone else's inheritance.)
5. I want to make a Spire Scene, where Pure Vanilla meets a 'shadow' of Shadow Milk while wandering trying to find a nebulous something, and the 'shadow' does this:
THE SHADOW PLAYS: Hero and Villain Duet by Natalie Chavez
Every argument Pure Vanilla makes for Shadow Milk redeeming himself, shattered and mocked by the cookie himself, as he knew exactly what he'd say, as all heroes say.
