Jul 31, 2025
Been playing Arkham Asylum for the first time and it's really annoying whenever I find a Riddler trophy and Riddler's like "Umm actually that one was easy to find." You hid the trophies bitch your just insulting yourself.
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Been playing Arkham Asylum for the first time and it's really annoying whenever I find a Riddler trophy and Riddler's like "Umm actually that one was easy to find." You hid the trophies bitch your just insulting yourself.
Humble beginnings amiright
(For some context ed met corvo at his coffee shop job a long time ago lmao)
been having a BLAST replaying Arkham Knight after... oh my god 2016 was nearly 10 years ago? Oh.
oh.
anyway i am very unserious playing this game lol. Are these designs consistent with the Arkham versions? ......*coughs*
If I had a nickel every time a version of DC's Scarecrow was initially designed to resemble an actual scarecrow - although maybe not as scary in appearance, more of a creepy weird guy - only to have a near death experience (?) and return in a later installation with a new design and voice that turned him into a stone-cold, deadpan Grim-bloody-Reaper
I'd have two nickels.
yes I did this format before, shush
Big Belly Burger - Batman: Arkham Shadow (2024)
In Arkham Knight when Riddler says one of the ways Batman can address him is "Mr. Nygma Sir." All I can think about is how exactly Bruce would so use that against him :)
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Ak!Jason Todd x reader
Themes: batman Arkham series lore,Jason x reader, Grayson x reader(platonic), Azeral. Reader is older than jason
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Chapter 3
You finally made it to your apartment after running on top of buildings around Gotham for an hour . Climbing through the window and you rolled on the floor catching your breath, still feeling the shock of the baton.
You were lucky this time,only minor wounds and nightwing your adoptive older brother knows that you're alive after all these years. Your suit was covered in the tears of Gotham and your mask was in two pieces.
You groan as the vibration from your comms keep you awake rather than letting you pass out on the cooled wooden floor of your apartment.Already knowing who is calling you,you finally picked it up with the past bit of energy you have,
“Grayson please stop callin’ me”you said softly
The voice on the other end took a deep breath and signed “ okay, but are you safe? I can-
“I'm fine just tired dickhead , the batons hurt like hell”
You coughed a little because of the dirty mold collecting of an apartment that you call a home.
“Please tell me that you stopped smoking”
“Yeah yeah, it's just the allergies”
A faint chuckle from the other end
After a long pause.
“ R/n….. where were you all these years?
“ Not now Richard…Not now,and don't you dare tell Bruce about me. I'm not angry with you dick….give me sometime.”
you said and cut the line.
You threw yourself on to the couch and crawled up in a ball and passed out.
After a while you woke up, it was 6 pm, the sky was already dark. You were still in your suit and headed to the kitchen and re-heated the leftover from yesterday and while waiting, you heard soft footsteps and you immediately gripped your w/o/c.
“Azeral?” You asked the dark figure who was standing near your tv.
“ r/v/n are you okay? Your comms were cut off”
“ I'm fine, nightwing and I had a conflict…. But I'm safe from the batfam.They won't disturb me”
“ And what were you saying before you got cut off?
“Two faces and penguin's men were unloading crates full of ammunition. These weapons were new and I had never seen those types before”
“Hmm,must have been a new dealer in town”
“ No,no this is someone who has been in the game for years. Maybe from another country or state-”
Suddenly there was a rumble causing a cloud of dust to fly in the apartment,lights flickered above your heads and the whole apartment began to shake slightly.
Hearing loud sounds of helicopters and looking above from the balcony and military grade aircrafts flew one water the other.
You both looked at each other and went inside the apartment again.
“I don't like this, Azeral. I think the time has come.” You spoke and walked towards a drawer and pulled out the small knife rās given you all those years ago,part of your life you promised you would never look back on.
“ And what are you gonna do?”
He took a deep breath
“I am going to join forces with Batman, to protect Gotham from evil”
“And what makes you think that bats are going to accept you as an ally? You dryly chuckled and moved close to him.
“ I will ask him to train me,gain his trust and prove that I am worthy of being his ally.”
You signed softly and sat on the couch and looked at him, really looked at him.
Nodding your head you took out your sword that you got from the monks and carefully took it from its cover.
“This blade is the only thing that is left of my people,the people that raised me, taught me how to fight” carefully caressing the hilt of the sword.
“ Promise me that you Azeral that you will be my ally,Even if you have joined Batman. And you will never utter a single word about me when with Batman.”
“ I swear to Gotham,that i Azrael will be r/v/n loyal ally and will not mention any thing about you to batman”
“ Good, cuz if you dare betray me I will paint gotham with your blood”
You stood up and handed him the sword
“ I am giving you the thing that matters the most to me in hopes that it will be put to use for the greater good. Now go”
“ I will pour my soul into protecting Gotham” He said and hopped outta the balcony.
She signed and sat on the couch rubbing your eyes, a faint scent of smoke got you running to the kitchen.Dinner was burnt.
“Sht”
You lazily change out of your suit into a nightgown and order a pizza.
You turned on the tv and watched a random drama,where the plots are predictable and the acting was so horrible that it gives you second hand embarrassment.Jason would've hated this…. But you and dick would have forced him to watch this sht and he would have.
You always had a strange relationship with him, you always thought that he was like a younger brother to you.Even though you were 4 years older than him you treated him like your friend and he was kinda shy and he always had a soft spot for you. Maybe it was that you bonded with him first or was it that he was just like you? Broken,lost with no help, angry and always cried at night when he thought that everyone was asleep.
He always called you,sunflower. Never knew why but you just went with it.
He was always jealous of you and dick hang out with out him, when all three did
He always sat in between you and dick,closer. You always tease him that he looked like a grumpy angry lil duck, even after he grew taller than you.
You always knew he had a crush on you, the way he always buys you an extra pizza because you always come late to the manor after a long shift in the Asylum and because dick was a big back and always fought with you because he accidentally ate your food .
And he always hangs out in your room either looking at your drawing and painting or just sitting on the bed wiggling his feet waiting for you to come and yap about your day.
You used to smoke a lot ( Bruce never knew) when you were in Germany and after you got back to Gotham you had to have a quick wake after dinner. Dick hated that but it helped you forget about your past, the abusive parents and the monks.
Neither Jason nor dick knew that you could fight, because Bruce never told them and you couldn't bring yourself to.
Even though dick and Jason fought a lot,they were kinda the same in combat,street smart and stupidity. Once, when they were trying to break down a door, dick suggested that they should hit it with their shoulder and Jason stubbornly said that they should kick with their leg instead, both kicked it at the same moment, one with his shoulder and the other idiot with his leg.
After you got home tired and were passing through the med bay, both were sitting on bed, one's shoulder bandaged and the other legs hanging heavily bandaged. Both looking the opposite direction. Jason was looking like a grumpy little duck.
“So, what happened now”,you asked biting your lip trying so hard not to laughter
“Master Grayson and Master Todd tried to break down a door,….but it seems that it was sealed shut on the other side”.
You bursted out laughing and soon both of you started laughing, then Bruce came and looked disappointed and lectured them about having common sense and how to think with a brain.
As you remember the good old days and eating the pizza from the same place you used to eat, the tv started to glitch and then it showed a shooting at Pamela’s and then scarecrow and his speech.
You signed and started to grab your suit.
“Why Pamela…… God I miss you Jay.”
his cunty stride and bouncy ass are unstoppable <3