#asexual joke

[goldfish-gremlin]

Now THIS is asexual reproduction

[grycensharp07]

A few months ago I came up with these “you telling me a shrimp fried this rice” puns but asexual themed so I’m sharing them here

“Eat someone out? I mean I feel like inviting someone while out on a lunch break then sure.”

“Blowjob? Sorry but I’m not a demolition expert”

“69? Like as a percentage of what exactly?”

Feel free to meme the shit out of these

[fathomless-fantaseas]

It is officially No Necromancy November

That's right! No necromancy until the 1st of December!

[witchofmanynamess]

I used to wonder whether I liked boys or girls...

Turns out; I don't!

[queerum]

My best friend, in possession of a cardboard box : Bonk. Go to Horny jail. *instantly remembers I'm asexual* Uhhh no, to Lily jail. Bonk. Go to Lily jail.

[heroicvilliansometimes]

Asexual humour is finding the most atrocious thing on the Internet and calling it fuckable, not only are you forcing your friends to question your standards but also their's.

[genderless-entity]

Me: I WANNA BE s͉̤̞͖̓͋ͫ͘Ë̡̥͚̹̤̳̫͚́x͋ͨ̄͏̬̖̬͔̙Y̼̗͍̲̪̤̹̥͗ͭ͞

People: Oh so you want to have sex?

Me: Ew no.

[dykesstarion]

hard to see people living your dream