#asexualhumor

[kyri45]

Happy Pride to all the other Asexual people out there!

It's so nice to see so other many Ace people that pass by to say hello under my lgbtq posts!! 🤍💜🩶🖤These are all available on my RedBubble page!

[umaacequaseforadoarmario]

ace culture é ter que riscar o "straight" do meme porque mesmo os amigos lgbt fazem a egípcia com a assexualidade

[kingofaces5912]

… Okay, I’ll go through the effort. Incorrect English Translation(s): You shall not lie with a male as with a woman, it is an abomination. Correct Hebrew Translation:w’eth-zäkhār lö’ tiškav miškevē ‘iššâ Dumbed Down Hebrew Translation: w’eth-zäkhār(As with male…), tiškav(you shall not lie), miškevē ‘iššâ(as with a woman, incestuously). Corrected English Translation: Do not forcefully lie with(rape) your brother. It is an abomination. _________________
If anyone reading this knows who I am, then you know now is the part where I start to throw around the word idjit. No, I do not have the audacity to call someone an idjit because they lack the ability to adequately translate a language dialect as confusing and complex as Hebrew. 
I DO, however, lack respect for a gullible fool, much less someone who calls themself authority, who blindly parrots what someone else says. Even if it’s from Holy book. God inspired the Holy Bible, but he didn’t write it. Screwups like this ruin lives and families forever, and it’s sickening. If you won’t make the effort to look for the facts, you don’t get to wear the big important looking hat.
😒Ya narrow minded, log-in-the-eye, not lovin’ thy neighbor, John 3:16 forgettin’, idjit head.😒
So proclaims the #Asexual King. _______________
#asexualpride #acepride #acepridememes #asexualmemes #asexualspectrum #asexuals #asexuality #asexualawareness #asexualityisreal #asexualitypride #asexualhumor #asexualmeme #asexualsarevalid #asexuallove #lgbt #lgbtq� #queer #queerrights #lgbtpride #lgbtqia #lgbtrights #lgbtrightsarehumanrights #lgbtmemes #lgbtmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/CMdFa7QDmJq/?igshid=17oz1koq4ij8a

[iknowidontknowme]

Ok but

When you’re wearing shorts and a crop top looking fine as hell and

“Hey darlin-“ 😏

But you’re asexual✨

I’ve never laughed harder

[heavypulpcomix]

#asexualawarenessweek is at an end. It's been great seeing so many posts, so I thought I'd add a little something . . . #asexual #asexualpride #asexuality #lgbt #comics #comicstrip #comedy #asexualhumor #humor #comicbooks #penandink #blackandwhite #drawing #artist #creative #illustration #cartoon #asexualawareness #traditionalart #artwork #shortcomic #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpf9Q56hIBp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s8ixl5mf7h2n

[satan-save-my-soul]

Carl is asexual, when he comes out to people they think he's a plant, Carl is out to everyone, he is now permanently a plant, Carl likes to think of this as a superpower.

Design sold on my redbubble, link in profile description.

[umaacequaseforadoarmario]

I had made this in portuguese because it felt validating to do ace content for brazilians such as myself but then I thought why not do an english counterpart (since people from every language communicate with each other through english) so there you go.

[satan-save-my-soul]

This is Charlie, Charlie is asexual and therefore invisible, they plan on using their invisibility for good by becoming a superhero.

(design is available on my redbubble, link is in my profile description)