#ash pls

[louisforeverything]

mr. “my power lies in my mullet” and then immediately after shows a haircut

[snowy-bones]

*The Gremlin man has decided to gremlin today... *Just the admin poff’s luck to get pestered right back...

[morumo]

hmmmmmmmm

later:

[hellfiremunsonn]

Steve's fingers dug into your hips, dragging you back onto his thick cock. Your face pressed into the mattress, your eyes hazy, moans and drool spilling from your glossy kiss bruised lips.

"Awe," he cooked mockingly, "are you cock drunk already, sweetheart? You've only cum four times..."

"Ste-" you struggled, not able to form words when his cock was hitting your sweet spot over and over again.

"What's that sweetheart? I can't hear you..."

Love,

@bowersbubbles

u kno… ur trying to kill me and THATS FINE

IM FINE

THIS IS FINE

*begins vibrating*

[ezrisdax-archive]

[dracosathenaeum]

This is your last warning

[my edit: ASH WHAT IS THIS PLEASE I-]

[irwinkitten]

why is it today of all days they choose to be fucking funny

[incorrectbananafish]

Eiji: Hey, guys, what’s—

Ash: You can’t come in here, Shorter’s naked!

Eiji: What?

Shorter: What?

Ash: I couldn’t say I’M naked. Eiji’s allowed to see me naked!

Shorter: Why does anyone have to be naked?