#ask c

[canada-hole-offical]

As long as you dont ask about my business in Canada hole we're cool (its very legal)

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

As long as it's legal!

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Imagine Angelica telling all her girlfriends about Johnny and them wanting to see him.

(Translated from Kkkkk.)

"So?" Tamara of the Hill inquires, her head tilted with curiosity but her mouth wide with knowing. "And how did you last meeting with Johnny of the Storm go?"

Angelica had never been so aware of her body until Johnny. The bodies of her people were simply that—bodies made for redundancy. Made for purpose. Tools. It does not feel practical the way that her face heats, but she enjoys it all the same. Because she is thinking of her Johnny, of the moon he gifted her, and of everything else that he gifted her, too, in the quiet of the evening that they spent together. (Though, with a thought, perhaps it was not that quiet.)

Jacqueline of the Wood gasps and then shrieks. Her clicks reach the peak of the highest mountains and she shakes with her excitement. "Angelica!" She laughs. "What did your Johnny do this time?"

Belonging is the way of her people. Although, perhaps one day they might be strangers, they have no intention of treating strangers in the way that the humans say strangers are sometimes treated. There is no fear of other nor scorn of different. There is sameness alongside the newness of their exploration. Of their knowledge. But they will always belong to Kkkkk and amongst her people.

That means that possession is not common amongst them. They belong, but not much belongs to them. It is their way to share freely, to share gladly. Angelica finds that, although she is no different, there are certain things that she would not share, now that there is Johnny.

Johnny of the Storm has a smile that must belong to everyone. That must be given freely. His laugh is a gift given without weight. Without effort. But the moon of his palm, that is Angelica's. The pressure of his...what was the word...fingertips? Those, too, are Angelica's.

"He gave me a moon," Angelica practices the click of her tongue. It is an odd, foreign word, but it had meant so much to Johnny when he spoke of it. It had meant so much to be gifted it.

"What's a moon?" Tamara inquires again, though this time the smile has softened and the curiosity has heightened.

Angelica hums for a moment in thought before her clicks resume. "It is romantic." This is a word that has a place in her tongue, but it has never had a place in her heart before.

"Can we see it?" Jacqueline attempts to peer behind Angelica, as if she is hiding it from sight.

"No," Angelica grins. "It comes from his hand."

Tamara's grin turns salacious. "I bet it's not the only thing that comes from his hand."

"Tamara!" Jacqueline shrieks again, though this time laughter has found its way into the excitement. "You're so terrible! Besides, Johnny of the Storm is a human. They have no kkkKkkk."

With a smile she must compress, Angelica shakes her head. "No, it is no kkkKkkk."

At once, Tamara and Jacqueline swivel their heads to meet Angelica's gaze. Their friendly bickering silenced. And although it was Angelica to initiate such talks about her intimacy with her Johnny, she feels all at once shy now. She clears her throat, but no clicks come out before Tamara and Jacqueline descend upon her.

"You mean you kkKKkkK before we've even met him?" Tamara gasps, though there is no offense in her tone. Only joy. It makes Angelica click in response, and Tamara laughs. "Angelica!"

"He is very sweet, and funny," Angelica says as she often has. "I am sorry that you haven't met him yet."

Jacqueline clicks in a tone that expresses humor. "You've been enjoying your time alone with him. We can't fault you that. But, can't we meet him now? It's been kkkkkk!"

"Months," Angelica clicks carefully. It's always been easy to learn new words from the humans. She treasures each one, sharing them with glee. This word is unique, in that its encounter is the only thing amongst the evening that Angelica is so willing to share. But, perhaps that is inaccurate, too, because Angelica wants everyone to know how her Johnny makes her feel. Even if she wants to be the only person to see him as he was. To kkKKkkK with.

"Months," Tamara repeats. "You talk just like them now! Shouldn't we see him, so we can kkkKK? Isn't that our right as your clutch without blood?"

Angelica hesitates for a moment. "I could ask him, if he would like to join us for dinner."

"If he is as you say he is, he wouldn't dare say no," Jacqueline pitches again, limbs jittering.

"No, I doubt that he would," Angelica jitters alongside her, and excitement is a new flavor on her tongue.

Tamara's smile dims as the dying lights do, and she tilts her head once again. "Have you spoken with him, about what will happen when he goes?"

There is a kindness to Tamara's words, even if they subdue the joy of the moment. Angelica understands her intent. "Not yet," Angelica answers with a click, "but that doesn't matter to me. I...think I love him."

Once more Jacqueline and Tamara giggle, clicking excitedly as Angelica's skin blooms with heat. And there is the future to think of, choices that must be made—but those are for the future. As for now, in the present, Angelica will experience joy. Laughter. Love. And, even if they are stars apart, those stars are Angelica's gift to Johnny. Just as his moon is to her.

[freizusein]

hey Charlie, I just saw these tags:

#i read this and i already want to hug nightingale#wanting to hug thomas nightingale is one of my never-ending states of being

and wanted to gently point you towards my latest Rivers of London fic if you haven't read it yet? I have a vague feeling you might like it

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

[comphy-and-cozy]

53, 57, 61, 74, 82?

hi rickie!!!

53. favorite emoji? probably 🫡 or 🤠... or 🐙 obvi

57. favorite movie? mary poppins (1964) my most beloved of all time

61. do you believe in/follow any superstitions? nothing major, but the things i do believe in are all things surrounding not jinxing my hockey team (not talking about winning a hockey game before it's been won, not saying p*trick k*ne's name, etc.). you understand.

74. favorite time of year? september and october!! when it's still warm-ish but not sweltering hot and fall/halloween starts to creep up and that really delicious excitement for hockey season sinks into my bonez. plus i like to celebrate my birthday for the entire month of september like a true libra ♎️

82. favorite meal? my all time meal is a medium rare ribeye with japanese rice and a giant heap of spinach. to drink, ideally either a shirley temple or a glass of cabernet!

ask game

[jungshookz]

right i need advice on something. i’m friends with these group of girls and since yesterday they’ve been acting weird around me. i messaged one of them “can we pls clear the air if there’s an issue” and she ignored so i messaged back saying “so is there a problem” am i begging to be friends with her or is there an actual problem with her ?? i can’t read signs that well sorry :(

hmMm her leaving you on read is a little shady 

friendships are tricky!!! i had a falling out with a friend at the beginning of the year and i had been friends with her since grade 5 but we don’t talk anymore because she’s a DICK but that’s not the poiNT

i will say there’s not a lot that you can do if the girl isn’t responding to you... i think that talking to someone face to face is always better when you’re talking about issues so if you get the chance to talk to her noT over text then go for it?? hopefully it works out!!! i’m sorry if this was completely useless lolz 

[hometown-unicorn]

Hey! I know you are a big fan of Clancy. So I was wondering if you know of any sexy scene of him? His filmography is not complete in Wikipedia so maybe i missed something. 🙏

Sorry for the formatting and rambling. I’m responding from my phone!

The majorly sexy/sex scenes that come to mind are all from Blue Steel and Female Perversions (which has bonus quick full frontal if that’s your thing). It’s super hard to find movies where Clancy is the love interest, so most of these are going to be a bit off in one way or another.

Clancy is actually a love interest:- Bloodline: Murder in the Family (miniseries). I made some gifs of this one (#unicorngifs) so check them out! - The Patron Saint of Liars (TV movie), which I also made a gifset for. This one is a weird unicorn movie that is set in a universe where everyone seems to think Clancy’s character is hot. There are a few sexy’ish moments, but if you stick around until the end, you’ll get a bunch of Clancy is the Best Dad and broken hearted Clancy.- Normal. This one is kinda cute more than anything. Cagedinheaven777 made a gifset for this one!- It’s not super overt, but Earth 2, y’all. 21 episodes of Clancy Brown getting some canon shipping goodness. There’s also an ep where he gets tied up and they legit set it up to make it look…. really adult. Kid me was changed for life. (Check out my Earth 2 tag or the blog AndWeAreThem)

Sexy (?) scenes with a questionable setup:- No joke, Pet Sematary II has 2ish sex sorta scenes but the second one involves a zombie Clancy and possible spousal rape. It’s been a while, so I can’t really remember.- Love, Lies and Murder (4 hour miniseries). Clancy plays a murderous dickbag who hooks up with his murdered wife’s underage (?) half sister. …And also at least one other questionably legal girl. Eeeehhhh. I know the content of this movie made Clancy uncomfortable.- Ambition, which was stupid hard to find, makes the list because some hooker assaults a shirtless, towel wearing Clancy… which I made into a gifset because I have no shame.- Carnivàle. Two seasons of super hot but super questionable Brother Justin.

Clancy is a shit but it’s still kinda hot:- The Room Upstairs (miniseries), in which Clancy’s character harasses all the women he shares a house with.- Shoot to Kill- ER… I haven’t seen this one in context since I was a kid, but Clancy ends up in a relationship with a main character but is also a Big Pharma asshole. Cagedinheaven777 has gifs!- Does Highlander count?

Can’t remember but maybe?- Past Midnight. I saw this but I must’ve been in a state because I remember Clancy was SUPPOSED to be the guy the main actress ends up with but instead Clancy mostly just fishes in the background of scenes looking super angsty. There might’ve been some romantic build up but I’m not sure.

I will pay you lots of money if you find this:- Radiant City (TV movie, 1996). There was something about this one that made me think it was promising, but it’s absolutely impossible to find.

He’s was in a TON of 90s made for TV movies but I think the rest of them are just him playing one dimensional criminals. I’ll add edits if I can think of any more. I know I’m missing a few things. Also, everyone please feel free to add on!

Edit: YOU GUYS, I forgot about The Casey’s. Naked Clancy, penis talk, and a sex scene.http://michaelsteinbergfilms.com/filmsAnd Bloodlines: Murder in the Family for love interest Clancy!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKzVER1RzJ4

EDIT: This is still getting reblogged, so follow-up, Radiant City was purchased and shared with us... and it is wonderful.

[canada-hole-offical]

Have you seen Hoppers yet?

Beaver movies (other than documentaries) are banned from production and release in the Canada Hole by the 1962 DAM ACT. I have not yet seen it!

[canada-hole-offical]

Can I send pollen into the Canada hole so the things in it get seasonal allergies?

— @seasonal-allergies-ofical

There’s already too much pollen in the air, my friend, so please do not.