#ask enjar

[snaillamp]

Alright! From now to 10 am AEST tomorrow Enjar will be answering any questions you have! It can be anything, from how his day is to his opinions on if pineapple should be on pizza. Go wild!

Truth serum has been administered, so you can be sure that everything you receive will be the truth and nothing but the truth :D

[snaillamp]

Ok! Enjar has gone back to his little hidey hole, thank you all for your questions! It was awesome :D he will definitely be back to answer more! :)))

[snaillamp]

What's the biggest lie you've ever told to your family?

~Squishy (who again forgot to sign last ask)

Which one? There are too many. I lied that I was okay after the attack, I lied and said I wasn't drinking much... and when I was supposed to be sober I didn't tell Anna I was still drinking for a while. I lied to Anna's face so much during the recovery, but for some reason she didn't leave me...

She should've, she didn't deserve that disrespect I was giving to her when I was recovering... I've apologised over and over, and she says it's fine, and she gets why I did it, but I still feel shitty about it.

I don't know, I was a pretty crappy brother for a long time. I should've told her I wasn't doing okay at the beginning, it would've prevented a lot of pain in the long run...

Fuck, I was such shitty person back then... I'm glad I changed...

[snaillamp]

Hey Enjar! What's something you would never admit to people around you, but you think about them constantly?

Hmmm, I'll give funny answers first I guess:

Matthew - The guy needs to use hair gel. His hair is so flat and limp, it just looks messy when he wakes up and flat by the end of the day. He can't do anything with it, but if he used a little gel he'd be golden.

Charlotte - She scares me. Not just because she's a nurse, she knows that, it's just... She's so jacked. Makes sense, she has to wrestle patients at work all day, but she can easily beat me in an arm wrestle, and I've beaten all the Coast Guards, so... I don't know what that says about her, but its scary as fuck.

Anna - She wears this nice perfume, but she coats herself in it. I don't mind it, but when I'm stuck in a car with her for three hours... It makes me feel so dizzy. But hey, it males it easy to buy her a Christmas present.

On a serious note... I love my family and friends. They keep me sane, but I can't help but think one day they'll get sick of me... I know they never will, but... ugh, my brain just keeps telling me they will...

Jeez, I hope I'm not being a downer...

[snaillamp]

what about these things?

That looks so fun. Matt and I could definitely find a way to annoy Char with them 😂 Jonas would be over the moon if I turned up in a dinosaur costume one day.

[snaillamp]

thoughts on inflatable floaties?

I have about three sets. There’s a blue one that has fish tails on it, an orange pair and pink ones with starfish one them. They’re all for Jonas. They were awesome for when he was younger, I was so anxious about him drowning, and Anna kept teasing me about it, but it kept him afloat. He can swim by himself now though.

I think they are a god send though. They seriously made my life easier when I swam with Jonas when he was small. And besides, he looks very cute in them.

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A piece of advice you would give your younger self?

Don’t sign up for that special ops job. But then again I wouldn’t have the life I have now, and I’m kind of glad it happened, it gave me such a new perspective on life…

Hmm… I don’t know what actual advice I’d give. Probably, I know life is tough and shit, but you’re a good brother and son. I know you don’t think you are, but you are. Also respect your mother she deals with enough of your bullshit.

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quick! I turn on dance music! What are you doing?

I don’t dance. I don’t know how and I look like an idiot. It’s really embarrassing. I’d probably find a dark corner and laugh at everyone dancing like idiots. Maybe you’ll get a couple head nods or shoulder rolls if it’s good music. What’s playing?