#ask hulk

[askorhulksmash]

I might as well ask it before someone else does: How do your pants stay on? This one is for all of you Hulks and Doctor Banner.

Savage Hulk: Uhhh…

Bruce Banner: Uhmm… Unstable Molecules?

Smart Hulk: That’s impossible, Banner. How do they rip, then?

Bruce Banner: My body gives off just enough gamma radiation to transform my pants like I do. Haven’t you ever noticed that the color changes to purple? I mean, in Incredible Hulk #122 they go from blue to purple when I change.

Smart Hulk: That was a coloring error, and you know it. They obviously had their share of problems with it, hence why we went from grey to green.

Bruce Banner: Oh yeah? Well how do you do it, then, smart guy?!

Smart Hulk: Simple. I’m in Hulk mode all the time, so I buy pants big enough for me.

Grey Hulk: And I wear special tailor-made suits because I’m cool like that. That’s all, chumps!

[askorhulksmash]

Did you see "The Wolverine" yet?

Savage Hulk: No, Hulk not see it yet, and Hulk not plan on it, either! Hulk gave tiny Claw Man his start, and what good it do Hulk? Nothing! Hulk not even get invite or free ticket to see it.

Grey Hulk: Lousy ingrate…

[askorhulksmash]

I know he's not one of you guys, but maybe you could ask General Ross for me why he doesn't have a 'stache when he transforms into Red Hulk?

Savage Hulk: Wha—?! But Hulk HATES that guy. Bad enough Hulk have to share new cartoon with that guy…

Bruce Banner: I actually have a theory on that one. Since the Red Hulk, or Rulk, as some refer to him, seems to generate great heat in his Hulked-out form, I’m guessing that the air from his nostrils is so intensely hot when he exhales from his nose, that it burns any follicles right off.

Savage Hulk: Hmm, good enough for Hulk. Next question.

[askorhulksmash]

What kind of shampoo do you use, Hulk?

Hulk go for the mean, green, Prell shampoo. It really smash grease and dandruff.

[askorhulksmash]

Hulk Ready and Open for Business!

Hulk got everything up and running. You can send Hulk (or one of his annoying incarnations, including puny Banner) your questions and stuff, now.

  So what're you waiting for? Send Hulk questions, or Hulk smash!

[askavengerstower]

Have any of you gotten into a fight?

Bruce: Ya I mean Tony and Cap don’t get along to well. Nat and Clint are partners from way back and they argue because Clint always wants to know what Loki did to her and what he did when he was under control. Tony like’s to steal Thor’s pop tarts and the list just goes on.

[askavengerstower]

Has Loki ever brought a girl to Avengers Tower? Or have any of you seen him with a girl?

Tony: No

Clint: Nope

Natasha: Who would in their right mind date him?

Thor: Of Care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard and he is my brother.

Natasha: He killed 80 people in 2 days and his army killed many more. -_-

Steve: I have yet to see Loki with a girl but I believe he need one

Tony: Oh and your a genius on relationships? You couldn’t even talk to Peggy.

Bruce: Great…. Now they are going to arIFGHFIBHSFOIHFSOIHF

[askavengerstower]

Alright The Avengers have gathered and we are ready to answer your questions so ask away! ~Bruce Banner